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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Can I just say, Gorilla Salad, you have the legitimately creepiest avatar on these forums right now.

Peter Dutton waits in the shadows, watching, yearning for his chance to tell The Gays how Wrong they are to want human rights.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ah, am on a phone so couldn't see them that well. So basically the last pic is a combination of actual eyebrows with tattoos to make them appear fuller/a different shape.....but she already had massive eyebrows.... Poor girl is gonna look silly the rest of her life.

It could be worse. Sometimes when their real eyebrows grow back they find out that the tattoo artist put the fake eyebrows in the wrong place

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It could be worse. Sometimes when their real eyebrows grow back they find out that the tattoo artist put the fake eyebrows in the wrong place



Easily fixed. She just needs to shave the natural ones and get a low rider car.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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DancingShade posted:

Easily fixed. She just needs to shave the natural ones and get a low rider car.

She's sill gonna look silly when styles change and low rider cars are only driven by wall street bankers.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Memento posted:

The eyebrows in the last picture that start at the bottom and curve upwards and outwards without - and this is the important part - being three dimensional at any point in time, those eyebrows are tattooed on.

I'm pretty sure the "what I wanted" photo does have real hair for the 3D part. You can see the cross-hatch underneath. I think they problem is that they put the cross-hatch outside the border of her natural eyebrows, and when it's not covered by natural hair it looks fake.

My mother has eyeliner tattooed on, but she has wrinkly eyelids now so you can't even tell.

CONTENT!

When your roots are strong but not deep:


http://i.imgur.com/iu2g0ug.mp4

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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BrianBoitano posted:

I'm pretty sure the "what I wanted" photo does have real hair for the 3D part. You can see the cross-hatch underneath. I think they problem is that they put the cross-hatch outside the border of her natural eyebrows, and when it's not covered by natural hair it looks fake.

My mother has eyeliner tattooed on, but she has wrinkly eyelids now so you can't even tell.

CONTENT!

When your roots are strong but not deep:


Welcame!

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
"So a man works 40+ per week and takes home $400+ per check?! This a real pay stub. Please tell me how men are anything more than a paycheck in family courts, I'd love to hear arguments against it. An equal presumption of 50/50 would give parents equal time with their children and equal support. Stop the war on fathers! Our children's lives are on the line!"




It's loving 4 different support orders from 4 different women, and they don't garnish your paycheck unless you haven't paid in like months.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Shouldn't you be out in the streets?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Shouldn't you be out in the streets?

Yeah but instead I'm posting in an internet forum. Please don't tell George Soros, I need that paycheck.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

Sandwich Anarchist posted:



It's loving 4 different support orders from 4 different women, and they don't garnish your paycheck unless you haven't paid in like months.

In some states they do it automatically to avoid payment issues. Ohio is one such state. The guy is probably still a douche though.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

hanales posted:

In some states they do it automatically to avoid payment issues. Ohio is one such state. The guy is probably still a douche though.

Didn't know that. It isn't like that in Florida afaik

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


Iowa is another such state. I know this because a co-worker is currently fighting the state to get his garnishment stopped because tons of his check still goes to his ex-wife even though their child is in his 20s.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Yeah but instead I'm posting in an internet forum. Please don't tell George Soros, I need that paycheck.

Do you automatically assume that everyone who has an issue with your asininity is on the "other side"?

Should I list the streets I've been out in so you don't make a loving Vince Foster reference?

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Do you automatically assume that everyone who has an issue with your asininity is automatically on the "other side"?

Should I list the streets I've been out in so you don't make a loving Vince Foster reference?

Touchy touchy. I don't assume anything of you, I'm just making a smartass comment in response to one. Why don't you relax my dude.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
Holy poo poo shut up.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

funmanguy posted:

Holy poo poo shut up.

empty quote


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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Gorilla Salad posted:

Tattoo makeup is a real thing.

And it always looks loving terrible.


Eyebrows, lipstick, eyeliner, even rouge for the cheeks all can be tattooed on for women looking to save an hour or so a day messing around with their makeup.

Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. There are people who get it though to cover up scars and similar things, but those are people who do it more out of necessity, not laziness (ok, some laziness, but it's much more understandable in this case).

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Touchy touchy. I don't assume anything of you, I'm just making a smartass comment in response to one. Why don't you relax my dude.

Have you learned the difference between satirical and sarcastic yet? Or is that why you went with smartass this time?

Either way, nice to see you've elevated the discourse from "bitch boy" to "my dude"

EDIT: Content

Pope Corky the IX has a new favorite as of 14:00 on May 10, 2017

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Have you learned the difference between satirical and sarcastic yet? Or is that why you went with smartass this time?

Either way, nice to see you've elevated the discourse from "bitch boy" to "my dude"

Not really sure what your deal is, but seeing you get this angry is some good schadenfreude. Also, stop making GBS threads up the thread.

iospace posted:

Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. There are people who get it though to cover up scars and similar things, but those are people who do it more out of necessity, not laziness (ok, some laziness, but it's much more understandable in this case).

I know a native woman who got tribal paint tattooed on her face. It's pretty dope.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

"So a man works 40+ per week and takes home $400+ per check?! This a real pay stub. Please tell me how men are anything more than a paycheck in family courts, I'd love to hear arguments against it. An equal presumption of 50/50 would give parents equal time with their children and equal support. Stop the war on fathers! Our children's lives are on the line!"




It's loving 4 different support orders from 4 different women, and they don't garnish your paycheck unless you haven't paid in like months.

loving owned.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Gorilla Salad posted:

Holy poo poo, Trump still thinks he's on his lovely TV show.

We're all on his lovely TV show now.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I know a native woman who got tribal paint tattooed on her face. It's pretty dope.

The preferred nomenclature is “cis woman”.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Sunswipe posted:

We're all on his lovely TV show now.

And you're not allowed to ask uncomfortable questions on pain of arrest.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Platystemon posted:

The preferred nomenclature is “cis woman”.

Cis woman tribal war paint is a butterfly on the ankle

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


holy poo poo you're annoying

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

"So a man works 40+ per week and takes home $400+ per check?! This a real pay stub. Please tell me how men are anything more than a paycheck in family courts, I'd love to hear arguments against it. An equal presumption of 50/50 would give parents equal time with their children and equal support. Stop the war on fathers! Our children's lives are on the line!"




It's loving 4 different support orders from 4 different women, and they don't garnish your paycheck unless you haven't paid in like months.

I agree that it should be 50/50. So if he has 4 kids he should be paying them 200% of his income and having at least 2 at his home at any given time.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

nerdz posted:

I agree that it should be 50/50. So if he has 4 kids he should be paying them 200% of his income and having at least 2 at his home at any given time.

The war on fathers! :argh:

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

If you get/stay married, you don't have to pay your kids poo poo and you have a source of free household labor. Just makes basic economic sense.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

FogHelmut posted:

If you get/stay married, you don't have to pay your kids poo poo and you have a source of free household labor. Just makes basic economic sense.

This post is good, and also cool.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Help I have to pay child support what do I do?

Stop having children

No.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
http://i.imgur.com/sNOZxJq.gifv

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

canyoneer posted:

Help I have to pay child support what do I do?

Stop having children

No.

Finally I made it in time to pee in the well.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Memento posted:

Can I just say, Gorilla Salad, you have the legitimately creepiest avatar on these forums right now.

Peter Dutton waits in the shadows, watching, yearning for his chance to tell The Gays how Wrong they are to want human rights.

It's great because it's a real image of the Minister for Torturing Children who tried to have it removed from the internet with exactly the results you expect.

Where it all started:




Which led to When Peter Dutton's office asked for an 'unflattering' photo of him to be removed from social media, the Internet responded by turning the Immigration Minister's face into memes.

quote:


When Immigration Minister Peter Dutton called a press conference on Tuesday, he warned refugee advocates not to give "false hope" after two asylum seekers self-harmed on Nauru.

Fairfax Media's political reporter Stephanie Peatling took the opportunity to tweet a photo of Mr Dutton.

The photo, taken by Fairfax photographer Alex Ellinghausen, captures the minister emerging from the shadows to front the media.

Following the tweet, Ms Peatling was asked to take it down by Mr Dutton's staffers, who complained that the photo was 'unflattering'.

She later wrote that Mr Dutton's offsider "took considerable umbrage" with the photo and that they "strongly protested its presence" on social media.

The image remained and Photoshop came into play, with social media users putting their own touch on Mr Dutton's face.

https://twitter.com/OliviaCopse/status/727348375029305344/photo/1

https://twitter.com/theleast/status/727390745347260416/photo/1

https://twitter.com/davrosz/status/727406527162671104/photo/1

https://twitter.com/KieraGorden/status/727423358409670656/photo/1

https://twitter.com/MWhalan/status/727443742198636544/photo/1

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

hanales posted:

In some states they do it automatically to avoid payment issues. Ohio is one such state. The guy is probably still a douche though.
Most states do it actually, since it's easier all around. Some states also mandate that if a child support order exists then it's collected by the child support office no matter what. North Dakota is a mandatory state, though since only like 75 people live there it's not so bad. A state like New York would be a goddamn nightmare for that. Source: I work for the child support office in my state.

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

Iowa is another such state. I know this because a co-worker is currently fighting the state to get his garnishment stopped because tons of his check still goes to his ex-wife even though their child is in his 20s.
That's because he owes unpaid support from when the kid was a minor. Some states like mine have a statute of limitations on collections (we stop when the youngest kid turns 22) but some don't. California is the goddamn worst, not only do they never stop collecting but they compound their interest so they'll be collecting it from your Social Security if there's still a balance, and 90% of that balance could be interest.

There's also a federal withholding cap of 50% of disposable wages. That guy got hosed because he's carrying insurance in addition to the support, which is a voluntary deduction so it doesn't count towards the 50%. We at least allow a parent carrying insurance to receive a credit so he'd be paying less in support if the kids were covered. Schadenfreude would be if he's against single payer healthcare because SOCIALISM.

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It could be worse. Sometimes when their real eyebrows grow back they find out that the tattoo artist put the fake eyebrows in the wrong place


Or they were just really into this chick from Gundam Wing:

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry
At today's stage in the Giro:

https://twitter.com/Eurosport_UK/status/862321403709739008

FistOfTacitus
Oct 21, 2009

SubponticatePoster posted:

That's because he owes unpaid support from when the kid was a minor. Some states like mine have a statute of limitations on collections (we stop when the youngest kid turns 22) but some don't. California is the goddamn worst, not only do they never stop collecting but they compound their interest so they'll be collecting it from your Social Security if there's still a balance, and 90% of that balance could be interest.


Yup! I had a case in which the 'kid' is 38, and the child support was due in the 80s. Proving you did or didn't pay bills due 30-40 years ago is next to impossible, and California child support debt lasts forever. It gets even better if you travel; got a guy who owes $200k, and is effectively stuck in the Philippines. The State Dept. won't issue you a passport if you have over $2500 in child support arrears.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




It took me a few plays, but this is Good Schad, mmmmhm

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
DEATH comes at your fast. Like a bullet. ftfy

Sagebrush posted:

In heaven, he finds God eating breakfast and sits down at his table.
I always pictured God on a treadmill, exasperated at having to interrupt his workout.

Bogan King posted:

Comey thought getting fired was a prank



Trump destroys people.

Sean Spicer hid in the bushes to avoid answering questions about James Comey's firing

Graduates turn their backs on DeVos

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Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Spirit Airlines cancelled 9 flights out of Fort Lauderdale, Florida so START SWINGIN' THOSE FISTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6rA6qzoBOM

You should be legally allowed to assault anyone or anything preventing you from leaving the state of Florida.

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