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DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Sunswipe posted:

As you wish.


I am fine with accepting this taxxe.

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TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Who are you

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

Sandweed posted:

How are these idiots managing to listen to what Chris says and the loving booting up the game and see what he has actually delivered and still convince themselves that this is going to be good? Are they just trolling us? Is it all just 5 indydevs making a cryengine mod and pretending to be cultists to gently caress with Derek?

It is the hope of a brighter future. Hope is the last thing one loses. Especially if the funding tracker continues showing a couple mil a month or so. Take the tracker out, or prove it is fake, and it is game over.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

DapperDon posted:

I am fine with accepting this taxxe.

not her natural hair color. Wearing make up in the pool. Probable drama queen. 2/10 Would Not Bang.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Sunswipe posted:

As you wish.


M'Citizen :tipshat:

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

Daztek posted:

Oh

In that case, what's your opinion on OldSchoolCmdr == Derek Smart?

Absolutely. How that guy finds all this time in the day to warlord, work on his game, troll CIG, troll us, warlord some more and handle personal matters is beyond me.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

ManofManyAliases posted:

Absolutely. How that guy finds all this time in the day to warlord, work on his game, troll CIG, troll us, warlord some more and handle personal matters is beyond me.

yet hes somehow more productive than CIG

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

TrustmeImLegit posted:

yet hes somehow more productive than CIG

ZING!!

JugbandDude
Jul 19, 2016

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun

Shine on you crazy diamond!
When you are old, you wake up at 5am. He is the real lord of war here.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

TrustmeImLegit posted:

not her natural hair color. Wearing make up in the pool. Probable drama queen. 2/10 Would Not Bang.

Maybe she'd bang you.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

TrustmeImLegit posted:

yet hes somehow more productive than CIG

:owned:

Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

TrustmeImLegit posted:

not her natural hair color. Wearing make up in the pool. Probable drama queen. 2/10 Would Not Bang.

lol

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

How many days are on the CIG last hosed up counter?

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

Colostomy Bag posted:

How many days are on the CIG last hosed up counter?

+ 4?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Can someone refactor that to make the 0 start jittering around and spinning in place ?

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Sandweed posted:

I hooked up with a girl from tinder, we have no friends in common. The day after she came up as a "do you know this person" on facebook. Is it safe to assume it's because she cyber stalked me on there?

Is a facebook search really cyber stalking nowadays?

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Is a facebook search really cyber stalking nowadays?

If Derek can google search Sandi, pull up her imdb and link to it for a doxx, then yes.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Sappo569 posted:

Can someone refactor that to make the 0 start jittering around and spinning in place ?

That will push our schedule back.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

DarkRefreshment posted:

If Derek can google search Sandi, pull up her imdb and link to it for a doxx, then yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEkrWRHCDQU

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

XK posted:

I have no contacts or acquaintances.
:same:
:smith:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Sunswipe posted:

As you wish.


Sarina Valentina

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Sunswipe posted:

As you wish.


Is this some kind of bust?

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire
I did my part.

An acquaintance asked: "You play Star Citizen, right? I'm considering trying it."
I said, "Hahaha! No." He probably confused with me mentioning I play Elite: Dangerous. Then I listed him some traits of SC and pointed him to the OP of this thread.
He said he had a good laugh and is now happily playing Eve Online.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Torquemada posted:

Is this some kind of bust?
It's Derek Smart, obviously.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
One of my guildmates mentioned he was excited about 2.6.2 and told the chat a bit about the 'game'.

I didn't say anything other than "hm seems like a scam to me" after his whole spiel.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable
Since we're enjoying cute girls in pools, figured I'd do some modeling for you all.



Doing what I do best! :)

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

TrustmeImLegit posted:

One of my guildmates mentioned he was excited about 2.6.2 and told the chat a bit about the 'game'.

I didn't say anything other than "hm seems like a scam to me" after his whole spiel.

Follow up with 'That's what Derek Smart says, anyway'.

^^^ Nice bow.

Me too!

Unsee that.

Hav fucked around with this message at 18:43 on May 10, 2017

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

The Titanic posted:

Since we're enjoying cute girls in pools, figured I'd do some modeling for you all.



Doing what I do best! :)

Cover up those stacks , God

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Sappo569 posted:

Cover up those stacks , God

Hey. Not all of us are perfect. Sometimes you just need to accept the fact that some of us have big stacks.

I'm not shy about showing off my huge aft either. :colbert:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Just gotta learn to ignore all those stern looks when you do that.

Lack of Gravitas
Oct 11, 2012

Grimey Drawer

Sunswipe posted:

As you wish.


would

spacetoaster posted:

Sarina Valentina

still would

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
Or know when to bow out..


e: urban bonzzai

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Hey, you didn't pay the pre-op tax

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

Sunswipe posted:

As you wish.


I'm pretty sure googling the name which was posted will have funny results for the ads shown to me :D.

Tank Boy Ken fucked around with this message at 20:50 on May 10, 2017

Abuminable
Mar 30, 2017

Now, aside from the Abuminable, business goes on as usual.
NYT: Video Game Raised $148 Million From Fans. Now It’s Raising Issues

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

quote:

“Investing in Star Citizen gives you the tantalizing pleasure of looking forward to a deferred enjoyment, a slow, continuous build that stretches out the anticipation and taps into the power of our imagination to fill out the details of its imaginary world,” said Frank Lantz, director of the New York University Game Center.

It's called a hype-train, Poindexter.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/753968077944000514

Roflan
Nov 25, 2007

Hav posted:

It's called a hype-train, Poindexter.

I thought it was called edging...

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013

:captainpop:

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Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Roflan posted:

I thought it was called edging...

:allears: Go ooooonnnnnnnn.

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