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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



What's a henway?

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Snowy posted:

What's a henway?

I believe its a small one way street for female chickens, but I'll have to ask the Buttfore.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I believe its a small one way street for female chickens, but I'll have to ask the Buttfore.

What's updog?

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Yoga posture I think.

experienceBeej
Mar 24, 2014

Solice Kirsk posted:

I believe its a small one way street for female chickens, but I'll have to ask the Buttfore.

Buttfores are great. Who's your Buttfore?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Is a hen do like a hen get but the hen did instead of hen got?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Snowy posted:

What's a henway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPD_RHVFlys&t=376s

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Holy poo poo. That may be the funniest echidna joke I've ever heard at 7:10. And I've heard all the echidna jokes in the world.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
Snipe
Bus Text

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





Thanks for teaching me the phrase "popliteal yoni"

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Pines
Tex Bust

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
I like to imagine her pants go up that high.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
Hoping this works, it's a video on a FB page. I noticed the blurred out section in the preview but whn I watched it I was like "Oh yeah, that's totally a vulva."



https://www.facebook.com/tastemade/videos/1404111183009378/

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

That70sHeidi posted:

Hoping this works, it's a video on a FB page. I noticed the blurred out section in the preview but whn I watched it I was like "Oh yeah, that's totally a vulva."



https://www.facebook.com/tastemade/videos/1404111183009378/

I love the cauliflower chopper, which looks a lot harder and slower to use than an actual knife. :)

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Ha! Seems to be a thing - I found these in a store a few years back:

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


http://i.imgur.com/oNcSGYO.mp4

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Same.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

I realize asking "is there a video of this" is suspect, but Youtube's not delivering on my search for "woman makes clay penis, laughs."

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


/the ghost of Patrick Swayze's eyes water

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

davidspackage posted:

I realize asking "is there a video of this" is suspect, but Youtube's not delivering on my search for "woman makes clay penis, laughs."
Try pornhub.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


http://www.fagasstraps.com/

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Pen Island has a rival.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I have trouble parsing this vernacular. Now, are these some good traps, or are they in fact bad traps?

Shoozy
Apr 11, 2007

I am ashamed at how long I searched for the unintentionally NSFW pictures

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Roro posted:

Pen Island has a rival.

Kid's Exchange still has the crown here.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Experts Exchange dot com

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lol apparently theres some guy who basically tricks women into making pottery penises i guess?

same place, different woman:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/penis-pottery/977753/

do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yZEtd14fzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHwaYoAeDeA

cant figure out the right words for finding the woman in the gifs tho

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuiHqmN15q0&t=56s Probably NWS

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

Powaqoatse posted:

Experts Exchange dot com

Powergen Italia dot com

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Craptacular posted:

Powergen Italia dot com

Powaqoatse posted:

Experts Exchange dot com

Both tragically died of terminal hyphenation years ago. Mole Station Nursery still proudly flies the flag, though only through someone preserving the domain: they moved to molerivernursery.com.

Jedit has a new favorite as of 08:20 on May 12, 2017

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Jedit posted:

Both tragically died of terminal hyphenation years ago. Mole Station Nursery still proudly flies the flag, though only through someone preserving the domain: they moved to molerivernursery.com.

There are so few of us left who remember these funny urls, and when we die they will be lost forever.

:sad:

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Powaqoatse posted:

There are so few of us left who remember these funny urls, and when we die they will be lost forever.

:sad:

Please don't sign your posts. Thank you.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Powaqoatse posted:

lol apparently theres some guy who basically tricks women into making pottery penises i guess?

same place, different woman:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/penis-pottery/977753/

do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yZEtd14fzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHwaYoAeDeA

cant figure out the right words for finding the woman in the gifs tho

:catstare: ebaumsworld still exists.

Damnit now I have that song in my head

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Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben

The Bloop posted:

:catstare: ebaumsworld still exists.

Damnit now I have that song in my head

Same, and I haven't seen that video in what, twelve years? Where has the time gone.

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