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Joementum posted:"A single wafer-thin mint, Mr. President?" i just figured out how we can get trump out of office
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I did a thing posted:What is he talking about? Those things that launch the planes off the carriers. Accelerates them from zero to gently caress-off in like half a second.
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May 11, 2017 14:24
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I hope they were actually Vandals
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https://twitter.com/the_47th/status/862650428823142402 Normally I'd consider this to be a giant face palm but come to think of it this might be a stroke of genius considering who Donald trump is and what his personality is like, he's gonna go full sahwa and say " prevention of vice and promotion of virtue is great folks! I should ask sessions if we can have something this wonderful at home"!!
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Joementum posted:frank luntz, but you missed that his perfect night also includes a huge plate of spaghetti bolognese quote:When he's at home in Los Angeles, The Newsroom is the high point of Luntz's week. He turns off his phone and gets a plate of spaghetti bolognese and a Coke Zero and sits in front of his 85-inch television, alone in his 14,000-square-foot palace. "That's as good as it gets for me," he says. YESSSSSSSSS thanks
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also steam is modern tech and totally fine water is amazing
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Al-Saqr posted:https://twitter.com/the_47th/status/862650428823142402 Wait when the gently caress did Trump decide to go to Riyadh?
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mdemone posted:Those things that launch the planes off the carriers. Accelerates them from zero to gently caress-off in like half a second. to further elaborate, "the digital" prevents people from dying horribly by actually calculating the launch instead of doing the time-honored tradition of "eyeballing it"
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mdemone posted:Wait when the gently caress did Trump decide to go to Riyadh? lol he said it would literally be his first foreign stop as president I think.
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the gorilla mindset 2.0 
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Al-Saqr posted:https://twitter.com/the_47th/status/862650428823142402 cargo cult posted:al-saqr have you ever lain with a woman who wasnt banladeshi or philipina and would be hacked to pieces for the slightest offense against you?
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Joementum posted:this is all real by the way. this is something the president said to a reporter 
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euphronius posted:also steam is modern tech and totally fine yeah but trump's acting like it's powered by "digital" somehow
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Joementum posted:this is all real by the way. this is something the president said to a reporter [extremely Virgil Texas voice] Is it a Tyssen-Krupp aircraft carrier?
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Joementum posted:the white house has a full time pastry chef on staff and if you're not taking advantage of that you're a fool Seriously you have the best and brightest culinary minds in the country on speed dial and all you can eat is thousand island dressing and hamburgers
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May 11, 2017 14:26
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fits my needs posted:https://twitter.com/shane_bauer/status/862657907942445056 I need more firearms and ammo. Gub'ment coming for us all. Seriously. I voted for Clinton. Trump is going to bring back the HUAC. And putting us all in prison, and giving us low-wage jobs.
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Yinlock posted:to further elaborate, "the digital" prevents people from dying horribly by actually calculating the launch instead of doing the time-honored tradition of "eyeballing it" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tIk-vUtLBs
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Yinlock posted:to further elaborate, "the digital" prevents people from dying horribly by actually calculating the launch instead of doing the time-honored tradition of "eyeballing it" "why should i care if members of the military die horribly, they know what they signed up for. maga" - republicans since 2016
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May 11, 2017 14:27
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the digital catapult: a series of nerds posting on the something awful forums launch jets with the force of their extremely fresh memes
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Depriving them of oxygen. I like this plan.
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Yinlock posted:to further elaborate, "the digital" prevents people from dying horribly by actually calculating the launch instead of doing the time-honored tradition of "eyeballing it" Does a guy get to still live in that little glass bubble on the runway to operate the controls? I'd never join the navy unless I got to do that, seems like a fun job, deciding whether or not some officer gently caress can fly or swim.
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cargo cult posted:
Wow hey man do whatever makes you happy no need to share that info.
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I like how he goes without skipping a beat from "oh you guys are having trouble with steam? that sucks, I don't really understand this stuff, it's too complicated" to "no gently caress digital, too expensive, stick with steam" the trump quality assurance at work! *downs a 32 oz Trump Steak cooked ultra well-done and drowned in ketchup*
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Kurtofan posted:the gorilla mindset 2.0 It always amuses me when people are crying in their mugshots. Like hell I'm goony as gently caress and I didn't even cry in mine.
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that's what i was thinking of yeah best part of all of mass effect
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The trebuchet sub-forums is going to be pissed about this.
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Thump! posted:Does a guy get to still live in that little glass bubble on the runway to operate the controls? Yes.
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Al-Saqr posted:https://twitter.com/the_47th/status/862650428823142402 He already doesn't drink or gently caress, and he loves pretty much every Sunni Crescent leader. Time for a Hajj
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mdemone posted:Wait when the gently caress did Trump decide to go to Riyadh? When he decided to go to saudi arabia, israel and the vatican
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When he's at home in Los Angeles, The Newsroom is the high point of Luntz's week. He turns off his phone and gets a plate of spaghetti bolognese and a Coke Zero and sits in front of his 85-inch television, alone in his 14,000-square-foot palace. "That's as good as it gets for me," he says. _______________/ 
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On the flip side, not having digital was what saved the Battlestar Galactica at the beginning of the Cylon invasion so maybe TRUMP knows something we don't???
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Al-Saqr posted:Wow hey man do whatever makes you happy no need to share that info.
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fits my needs posted:https://twitter.com/shane_bauer/status/862657907942445056 they couldn't voucherize the schools, might as well try with the place all the students go after school.
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Kurtofan posted:When he decided to go to saudi arabia, israel and the vatican This is Trump's master plan to unite the Abrahamic faiths under one banner.
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I did a thing posted:I need more firearms and ammo. Um, actually President Trump is delivering on his promise of jobs and infrastructure development through the implementation of this public-private partnership in the corrections sector.
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Thump! posted:Does a guy get to still live in that little glass bubble on the runway to operate the controls? he can do both if you strap him to the catapult
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