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Imperialist Dog posted:Went to hotpot with Cabe and Ice last night. We ate our delicious fill and if you don't like it get out. sorry i couldnt make it guys. but im guessing you didnt leave hungry, you know, with the unlimited meat and veg thing and all
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Imperialist Dog posted:Went to hotpot with Cabe and Ice last night. We ate our delicious fill and if you don't like it get out. Are you really that butt hurt over some people who don't like Hotpot?
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JaucheCharly posted:It's so obvious, the dude called them out as frauds and they lost tons of face. Now they gang up on him, terrorize him and try to destroy his life instead of rising up to meet the challenge. http://i.imgur.com/TVgpYKU.gifv
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Imperialist Dog posted:Went to hotpot with Cabe and Ice last night. We ate our delicious fill and if you don't like it get out. Your hands are nice and soft, like a lady.
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JaucheCharly posted:Your hands are nice and soft, like a lady. Do you think we would do manual labour like some kind of social farming class labourer? Is there even a word for such a thing?
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Haier posted:BREAKING: OLD MASTERS USE TRADITIONAL CHINESE BITCH KICKS INSTEAD OF PUNCHING  jesus christ
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May 11, 2017 15:53
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where's the ring, abe
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Sorry guys, hot pot looks exactly like fondue but minus the parts (the cheese and chocolate courses) that make fondue good. Like, are you all really so into boiled meats?
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bongwizzard posted:Sorry guys, hot pot looks exactly like fondue but minus the parts (the cheese and chocolate courses) that make fondue good. Like, are you all really so into boiled meats? ya i thought it was like DIY deep fry  except shallow and the waitress is from north korea
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May 11, 2017 16:28
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bring back old gbs posted:ya i thought it was like DIY deep fry the chicks I knew that were into shabushabu in korea were mostly into it for the drinking/talking while your lovely poo poo cooks aspect of it. protip: pretending you're interested in inane observations about common things plus a dash of humor gets you laid
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May 11, 2017 16:32
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Looks like I'm not getting laid. Welp.
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JaucheCharly posted:Looks like I'm not getting laid. Welp. try showing them your thumb ring
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Your typical 50 year old trucker would literally be able to fight 5 Chinese men at a time. All of the Chinese fights (actual fights, not just two people ineffectively swatting each other) that I have seen have been half-assed overhand hitting and really lame kicking. Chinese men fight like they have a foot or two more reach than they actually do, and that any hit they receive with cause them to instantly die. So typically its two guys kicking and swatting the air in front of each other then instantly jumping back. The winner is usually the guy whose friends show up first and swarm the other guy. This guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHQi5Jo7wq0 (assuming he fought the same way against guys) would do very well for himself in a typical Chinese fight. If you didn't care about taking a "punch"* or two, you could pretty much end any one-on-one fight you found yourself in, in less than 10 seconds. *most Chinese guys punch exactly like toddlers punch, meaning they lack any sort of proper technique, and if they did connect with your face, they would be more likely to snap their wrists than knock you out.
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ladron posted:try showing them your thumb ring That's on the list. Sooner or later I have to go to Korea or China to sell some poo poo before the bubble bursts and the monies there dry up. They have a bunch of archery festivals where it's easy to sell the good stuff. Lukas Novotny showed a plain crimean tartar hornbow to a couple of dudes and when they asked him how much it is, he told them "4000$, the first guy with the money back here gets it" and 5 people took off running Oo. That thing costs like 2500$ when you order. So much face gained by buying it. There's people with too much money to spend on such things. Last year a bunch of fuckwits spend 20k on 5 jade thumbrings at that auction that I got my stuff from. Blistex posted:Your typical 50 year old trucker would literally be able to fight 5 Chinese men at a time. All of the Chinese fights (actual fights, not just two people ineffectively swatting each other) that I have seen have been half-assed overhand hitting and really lame kicking. Chinese men fight like they have a foot or two more reach than they actually do, and that any hit they receive with cause them to instantly die. So typically its two guys kicking and swatting the air in front of each other then instantly jumping back. The winner is usually the guy whose friends show up first and swarm the other guy. We had that video a while ago, and I'm recalling that somebody overlayed Fus-ro-dah. So fitting.
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May 11, 2017 18:08
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hot pot is not fondue what the hell
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SUICIDE? NOT TODAY! https://streamable.com/jg66f
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JaucheCharly posted:We had that video a while ago, and I'm recalling that somebody overlayed Fus-ro-dah. So fitting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Z3Wyslekg
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May 11, 2017 18:49
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mianzi meets miantiao https://my.mixtape.moe/kexxze.mp4
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Pick posted:ChinaSMACK is apparently back. Nope! The format has changed, but the front page stories are still over a year old. Edit: All of their reporters/contributors stopped updating all within a week or so of each other. I'm pretty sure the CCP made it clear that they didn't appreciate their work.
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Last year I was interviewing for jobs, and the company I was interviewing with took me out for Shabu Shabu for lunch. Kind of them, but I got food poisoning from it. That's my hotpot story, thanks for listening, namaste.
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Blistex posted:Nope! The format has changed, but the front page stories are still over a year old. lol Pick can't read
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I don't see the appeal of dipping thin sliced head cheese into a slurry of hot gutter oil. But enough about Haier's sex life. Why are we still talking about hotpot?
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Blistex posted:Nope! The format has changed, but the front page stories are still over a year old. It's more that they went for lovely short stories instead of the full stories with translated internet comments and put most of their interesting stuff in some paid app. I think their entire network (koreaBANG etc) is pretty much dead. Which sucks cause it was funny.
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Hotpot chat is officially over, now talk about Asian BBQ https://twitter.com/joannachiu/status/862663567929217025
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Imperialist Dog posted:Hotpot chat is officially over, now talk about Asian BBQ As a proud Texan I can say asain bbq is both delicious and not actually bbq. At least the stuff I got in Japan. Super sweet too. Philippino style was my favorite.
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I like Korean BBQ, it's good for drinking alcohol and hanging out with friends.
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P-Mack posted:I like Korean BBQ, it's good for drinking alcohol and hanging out with friends.
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Living in China is Mouse Trap: the life
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GoutPatrol posted:Living in China is Mouse Trap: the life 99% of dump truck drivers have no loving clue what they are doing. I've personally witnessed people die in China as a result of them. I saw a three-wheeled taxi get pancaked between a city bus and a dump truck so bad that it went from 10' in length to 2'. Saw the above happen to a Chinese compact car, pretty much the same result. Saw dump truck drive right over 2-3 scooters. Saw a dump truck plough through an intersection and knock 4 cars out of the way. Saw a dump truck try and dump a load of gravel on an uneven surface and flip over on its side. Saw a huge gouge taken out of an overpass when a dump truck was driving down the highway with its bucket up. Saw a dump truck overflowing with gravel think he could come to a complete stop from 80kph in less than 20'. Saw a dump truck going down a large hill, obviously had no brakes, and not make a corner. Most of these I saw from inside a bus or a taxi, so even though I know people died, I never saw the inevitable pools of blood form.
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Switzerland posted:I'm guessing wheelie-bin dude didn't make it...? The sanitation worker is in the ICU according to Jiangsu TV.
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Jeoh posted:It's more that they went for lovely short stories instead of the full stories with translated internet comments and put most of their interesting stuff in some paid app. I think their entire network (koreaBANG etc) is pretty much dead. Which sucks cause it was funny. Yeah I really liked those sites, seeing all the translated comments was super interesting. I didn't care as much about the stories themselves.
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Chinese people love to walk in the middle of the road, gently caress the pavement.
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Here's a behind the scenes look at a mobile click farm in China https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/862660855527329792/pu/vid/720x720/nPao7XtdBDGiLPAO.mp4
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peanut posted:omg is that what paying for likes means yeah but most of the time the facebook stuff is Filipinos. Chinese click farms work on gaming reviews/ratings on app stores mostly.
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