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He should murder himself tbh
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I have a lot of snipes recently
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Blue Train posted:Beoken glass and bloodstains do not a rape make You should come over to the forensic files thread w/ me and Pick
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Haifisch posted:I wonder how many "I can't live in a murder house! " people you get in places where a non-trivial amount of houses are old enough that someone was probably murdered in them at some point. Its a sizeable portion, and in China at least, can get you insane savings on a house or apartment. I work with a person who made their family move because a neighbor in an adjoining town house died.
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# ? May 12, 2017 05:28 |
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That's probably the exact reason that house was so cheap. People don't want to live in murder houses, so their value goes way down.
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# ? May 12, 2017 05:40 |
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Blue Train posted:Perhaps you all missed the vow to honor and serve. You cant rape a wife Can you rape a husband?
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# ? May 12, 2017 05:42 |
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People are so superstitious. My brother and I plan to keep our childhood home forever, in fact we recently helped finish paying the mortgage, and our mom died on the living room floor.
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Nessa posted:People don't want to live in murder houses, so their value goes way down. I do, I want a cheap house that's already got it's murder out of the way.
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# ? May 12, 2017 05:44 |
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Axolotl posted:Can you rape a husband? Depends on the state, but in many the answer is no. Well unless you arent married to the husband in question.
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timefly posted:People are so superstitious. My brother and I plan to keep our childhood home forever, in fact we recently helped finish paying the mortgage, and our mom died on the living room floor. I really want to buy my mom's house when she moves. Nobody ever died in it, but I certainly intend to!
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# ? May 12, 2017 05:56 |
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Just call an exorminator and have the ghost infestation dealt with. Geez there's no need to be a drama queen about it.
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# ? May 12, 2017 06:12 |
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I lived with a ghost for awhile. I also lived in a different house with people who thought there was a ghost, but it turned out it was just one of our stoner roommates who would sleepwalk and turn on lights and open all the kitchen cabinets looking for food.
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# ? May 12, 2017 06:13 |
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I live in Seattle so a murder house is probably the only way I could ever afford to own a home anyway Also I am basically immune to ghosts now just from working on the ICU so long. If that place ain't haunted, ain't nobody haunted.
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blarzgh posted:I lived with a ghost for awhile. I also lived in a different house with people who thought there was a ghost, but it turned out it was just one of our stoner roommates who would sleepwalk and turn on lights and open all the kitchen cabinets looking for food. Was the first ghost you?
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elise the great posted:I live in Seattle so a murder house is probably the only way I could ever afford to own a home anyway MRSA isn't a ghost, elise.
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# ? May 12, 2017 06:25 |
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NomChompsky posted:Was the first ghost you? No, it was really a ghost.
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# ? May 12, 2017 06:26 |
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blarzgh posted:No, it was really a ghost. lmao
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# ? May 12, 2017 06:28 |
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blarzgh posted:No, it was really a ghost. *sits on a chair reverse style* You wanna talk about it?
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# ? May 12, 2017 06:42 |
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"1 - I am allowed to masturbate at work" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMo4WlBmGM quote:
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 08:18 on May 12, 2017 |
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There's something loving weird about how that's written.
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# ? May 12, 2017 08:41 |
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It's just not right.
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# ? May 12, 2017 08:44 |
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Nessa posted:That's probably the exact reason that house was so cheap. People don't want to live in murder houses, so their value goes way down. i wonder what happened to the fritzl house youd think the extension would add value to the place
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# ? May 12, 2017 09:38 |
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Pick posted:There's something loving weird about how that's written. English is the guy's second language. That's why his response is all about collocation problems and idiom abuse (like using "erased" when he means "forgotten" or "on a fight" instead of "in a fight"). You can get those from brain-damaged native speakers, but I'd bet a finger the guy's Arabic (since he also coordinates clauses that an English speaker would subordinate). That said, language is like this couple's lowest barrier to communication.
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# ? May 12, 2017 10:56 |
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NomChompsky posted:I really want to buy my mom's house when she moves. Nobody ever died in it, but I certainly intend to! My mom and dad's house is about 125 years old and the contractors found two sets of dead baby bones under the porch when they ripped it up 😩👼🏻
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# ? May 12, 2017 12:14 |
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That guy is a real piece of poo poo but I'd go crazy too if my wife called me several times a day when I was at work and even more crazy if she redialed and redialed when I didn't or couldn't take her call.
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# ? May 12, 2017 13:01 |
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When we were remodelling my brother's home, we dug up three (almost) complete human skeletons and fragments of several more. We were told there used to be a Spanish soldier cemetery there. Several people from the neighbourhood even stopped by to ask if we had found anything yet. Once we dug up the first skull, it stopped being funny. We buried them again beneath the new water cisterns. They must have liked that, because they didn't haunt the house afterwards.
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tactlessbastard posted:That guy is a real piece of poo poo but I'd go crazy too if my wife called me several times a day when I was at work and even more crazy if she redialed and redialed when I didn't or couldn't take her call. Same. It would be dump city.
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# ? May 12, 2017 13:56 |
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NomChompsky posted:*sits on a chair reverse style* You wanna talk about it? If you don't believe in that sort of thing, then stories about it won't change your mind. I actually don't generally believe other people's ghost stories. It's more like just a real nutty experience in my otherwise normal life.
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sixth and maimed posted:When we were remodelling my brother's home, we dug up three (almost) complete human skeletons and fragments of several more. We were told there used to be a Spanish soldier cemetery there. Several people from the neighbourhood even stopped by to ask if we had found anything yet. Once we dug up the first skull, it stopped being funny. get a prenup before they start haunting you and try to get the house
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# ? May 12, 2017 14:59 |
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tactlessbastard posted:That guy is a real piece of poo poo but I'd go crazy too if my wife called me several times a day when I was at work and even more crazy if she redialed and redialed when I didn't or couldn't take her call.
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Minrad posted:get a prenup before they start haunting you and try to get the house It's my brother's house, so I'm cool however it turns out.
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Yawgmoth posted:My boss's wife does this and it drives everyone crazy because if he doesn't take the call for whatever reason, she calls the main business line and demands to know where he is and throws a tantrum if we say we don't know. She does this like 5-10 times a day easily and every time he answers it's a fight so obviously he's not gonna pick up even if he isn't in a meeting or whatever. One guy I used to work with always shaded off to go talk to his wife on the phone for about an hour, 15 minutes or so into our coverage shift. It's like, mother fucker you were just at the house.
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# ? May 12, 2017 15:55 |
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quote:I wish I could hold out just to see how long he can go without sex, but something about being near him, I just can't resist. I'll start kissing him, he'll kiss back until I start reaching down, and then he'll say "my dick smells", and say we can do it later. Later never comes. lmao. what an amazing way to shut down sex. Does she get more or less horned up after he tells her?
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# ? May 12, 2017 16:00 |
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Also WTF is wrong with someone who constantly has dick stank?
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# ? May 12, 2017 16:06 |
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Maybe his funky dick has now conditioned her to get horned up whenever she smells bad things. Walking by a dumpster and she suddenly wants to jump his bones
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therobit posted:Also WTF is wrong with someone who constantly has dick stank? This rule has gone right the gently caress out the window in moments of opportunity though, in fairness.
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# ? May 12, 2017 16:36 |
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E:FB Apparently search doesn't pull up quoted words. I'll find something to replace that.
Dunning Krugerrand fucked around with this message at 16:44 on May 12, 2017 |
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That was posted before, and somewhat recently, recently being relative considering how quickly this thread moves.
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# ? May 12, 2017 16:40 |
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Turtlicious posted:I didn't think I'd have to say this, but rape is wrong even if it's legal. Like what if it is kind of rape-ish but the partner is OK with it. Like say they are super, super, super drunk. Under normal circumstances that would be rape but you know they are your wife and they want to have sex with you. Or say they fall asleep while you are having sex and you go ahead and finish, that would be rape if it was a date but say your spouse is like whatever, I work long hours, I know I might fall asleep, go ahead and keep loving me.
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Three Olives posted:Like what if it is kind of rape-ish but the partner is OK with it. Like say they are super, super, super drunk. Under normal circumstances that would be rape but you know they are your wife and they want to have sex with you. Or say they fall asleep while you are having sex and you go ahead and finish, that would be rape if it was a date but say your spouse is like whatever, I work long hours, I know I might fall asleep, go ahead and keep loving me. 3 olives strikes again
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