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SKULL.GIF posted:Cool, Biegel just confirmed he's going to be wearing the mullet for this coming season I'm wearing a Packer hat in Suamico as I post this. If the kid fails spectacularly I'll still raise a beer to him.
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# ? May 4, 2017 03:12 |
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# ? May 17, 2024 13:02 |
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there's nothing in my life i want more than for jay cutler to become a Professional Football Analyst
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# ? May 5, 2017 02:53 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:there's nothing in my life i want more than for jay cutler to become a Professional Football Analyst
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# ? May 5, 2017 03:01 |
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we all know it would be terrible because cutler would just be a boring this football here guy instead of the jay cutler we all have built up in our head
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# ? May 5, 2017 03:06 |
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Dreams come true, guys
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# ? May 5, 2017 15:48 |
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His first Bears broadcast is going to be appointment television.
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# ? May 5, 2017 15:49 |
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I thought you all were kidding
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# ? May 5, 2017 17:39 |
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I want to see Jay do sideline interviews.
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# ? May 5, 2017 17:45 |
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nmfree posted:I thought you all were kidding "Lets turn to Jay for his take on the game. Jay, you've got some firsthand experience with this NFC North Packers/Bears matchup. What are your thoughts?" *Takes drag off of cigarette* "Kevin, I am rock hard right now. My dick is like a lead bar at the thought of all the pain the Pack is going to inflict on this hapless Chicago team. Seriously if I stood up you could hang your coat on it. The Bears are going to be Green Bay's power bottom and Aaron Rodgers is going to be loving every minute of it." "...uh, thanks for that, Jay. Anyway, hope your kid feels better soon."
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# ? May 5, 2017 18:13 |
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it's happening.gif https://twitter.com/MadDogRadio/status/860523001888034816
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# ? May 6, 2017 06:51 |
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If only I could be a fly on the wall for that pre production meeting between the coaches and Cutler
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# ? May 6, 2017 15:59 |
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cutler and romo are both going to suck nuts as commentators, since 90+ % of commentators suck nuts in general
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# ? May 10, 2017 19:52 |
https://twitter.com/ChicagoBears/status/862726832088649729
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# ? May 12, 2017 06:19 |
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Those cars are indestructible.
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# ? May 12, 2017 06:20 |
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He didn't make him promise to be good though
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# ? May 12, 2017 15:28 |
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Did he make him promise to stop being a Packers fan yet?
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# ? May 12, 2017 15:45 |
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BGrifter posted:Did he make him promise to stop being a Packers fan yet? Nope, Grandma's car took priority. Don't want to overwhelm him.
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# ? May 12, 2017 15:50 |
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Sataere posted:Nope, Grandma's car took priority. Don't want to overwhelm him. On the phone call he made it sound like the car was a real beater. That thing isn't bad at all. e: Trubisky totally looks like Zach from Saved by the Bell.
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# ? May 12, 2017 18:10 |
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Timby posted:
Can someone do me a solid and set this up so I can make it my avatar? I'm sick of this dumb red title and this looks like the perfect successor to diabetic Jay.
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# ? May 12, 2017 18:15 |
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Step 1: Hike Step 2: Throw somewhere Step 3: REPEAT Do not start with me. Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 01:02 on May 13, 2017 |
# ? May 13, 2017 00:57 |
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https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/867807905571102723 https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/867808695077527553 Glennon finally has weapons
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# ? May 25, 2017 19:27 |
https://twitter.com/michael_cohen13/status/870332191791865856 Packers players are smart enough to not take off their helmets before fighting but not smart enough to know that punching a helmet is useless
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 23:01 |
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Never heard of either of those guys, had to look them up. 2017 UDFA fighting with 2016 2nd Round pick... gee, I wonder who is not going to be on the roster in Sept.
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LabyaMynora posted:Never heard of either of those guys, had to look them up. 2017 UDFA fighting with 2016 2nd Round pick... gee, I wonder who is not going to be on the roster in Sept. Both will be on the roster because we have very little depth at OLB
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 20:48 |
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https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/873245661529075713
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 20:47 |
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/874284164673146880
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# ? Jun 12, 2017 20:38 |
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Just how bad is Greg Robinson?
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# ? Jun 15, 2017 14:39 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:Just how bad is Greg Robinson? As a Bears fan, I hope he starts.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 18:10 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:Just how bad is Greg Robinson? Apparently better than Laken or JOE DAHL.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 18:28 |
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WHAT THE gently caress
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 04:27 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:WHAT THE gently caress That's shopped, right? Right?
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 04:37 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:WHAT THE gently caress agreed, who does he think he is wearing Rex's number like that?
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 04:38 |
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WHOOPS posted:agreed, who does he think he is wearing Rex's number like that? The Sacred #8 has already been subject to the most unholy of blasphemies
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 04:41 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:WHAT THE gently caress God, he is all leg and neck
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# ? Jun 18, 2017 00:02 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:WHAT THE gently caress You see, mom and pop Glennon's long necks allowed them to more easily reach the tastiest acacia leaves high in the trees. This conferred them a genetic benefit, which they have passed on to their offspring.
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# ? Jun 18, 2017 16:36 |
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We are all going to be amazed at how well he is able to survey the field.
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 00:31 |
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Sataere posted:We are all going to be amazed at how well he is able to survey the field. Like a giraffe surveys the savanna, alerting the other wild animals to danger with a loud "HURRRNGGGGNGNNNGGHH"
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 03:40 |
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I keep reading the thread title as "The NFC North: Trepanation".
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:51 |
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Quiet Feet posted:You see, mom and pop Glennon's long necks allowed them to more easily reach the tastiest acacia leaves high in the trees. This conferred them a genetic benefit, which they have passed on to their offspring. God forbid he plays head to head against Brock Osweiler, that matchup would get ugly.
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My best hope for the Bears is that Matt Ryan gets confused week one and wanders over to the Bears sideline because he sees kinship with Glennon, and it buffs up our QB corps
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:55 |