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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

RG3 2.0 posted:

Because of certain circumstances I can not engage with you young pod. I apologize.

I hope you'r schooling goes well and go Titans!

*nods* go titans

Athanatos posted:

Since I'm not sure you read the probation/ban reasons, I am going to tell you here: Avoiding a probation with an alt account is a bannable. Feel free to reup your account after your remaining 28 days have passed, then you can continue to post in TFF anywhere but the Chat Thread.

Banning a new poster for thinking he is someone else is bullshit and not welcoming for a dying forum

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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
"G.O.A.T. Edition" just rubs it in so much. :allears:

The Madden Curse has failed multiple times too.

http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/gallery/madden-nfl-curse-cover-athlete-ranked-least-most-seasons-2018-051217

The most :effort: of curses. Brady is old as hell and gonna crap out soon though.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Wrong thread

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

sean10mm posted:

Brady is old as hell and gonna crap out soon though.

-me for like seven years now

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Oooohh not cool Brady.

He gonna snap his femur in a preseason game

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/863089625904107520

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Tom Brady is like Matt Hardy, stronger than death

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Alternately, Brady chose to let them put him on the cover this year so the way could be paved for Jimmy G

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
The last time the Pats opened the season against the Chiefs was 2008.

Which ended up screwing the Chiefs way more than the Pats somehow. But that was the last time.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Haha I never thought of it that way but yeah it totally did

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Athanatos posted:

Since I'm not sure you read the probation/ban reasons, I am going to tell you here: Avoiding a probation with an alt account is a bannable. Feel free to reup your account after your remaining 28 days have passed, then you can continue to post in TFF anywhere but the Chat Thread.



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
thanks for taking one for the team brownthunder

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

BrownThunder posted:



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
So are people going to start ironically liking RG3 now?

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
idgi


But I hope Tom Brady stops being good for the NE Patriots

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Turdsdown Tom posted:

lol holy poo poo did the Patriots just get two straight Madden covers?

Beaten by the Lions. Utterly shameful.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Intruder posted:

So are people going to start ironically liking RG3 now?

That's a hard no.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Is RG3 2.0 the same poster as RG3?

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Diqnol posted:

That's a hard no.

RG3 doesn't accept hard no's though...

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Is RG3 2.0 the same poster as RG3?

I'm not sure if it would be funnier if he tried to evade probation by "user name 2.0" or if some other poster decided "that's who I want to be associated with."

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

weird Asian candy posted:

RG3 doesn't accept hard no's though...

:drat:

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
Makes me wish I had thought of buying a rg3 2.0 account and then pretend to be his parachute account to get him a longer probation.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

weird Asian candy posted:

RG3 doesn't accept hard no's though...

Hahaha nice

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

idgi


But I hope Tom Brady stops being good for the NE Patriots

The joke from the Really Funny Picture is Athanatos doing that thing where people use a funny voice to repeat what someone said in a mocking manner. RG3 tried to evade a probation with a Super Secret account and was slain by Athanatos and BT thought it was cool and funny so he posted that pic, but Athanatos was not amused. I forgive him.

It's only a 6er tho so the probation is basically a bookmark to a good post .


As for the Brady cover, we're the ones being cursed. Brady is going to play at a Brady level for at least 3 more years. Pretty sure Brady plays in at least 1 more Super Bowl if the Ravens can't do their job and answer the call in January. If they don't then I hope Eli answers the call one last time with the double whammy of slaying the Pats again and getting +1 on Peyton to restore balance to the universe.

Anyways here are some Current Football-Offseason Thoughts:

1.) lol at teams that lose super bowls
2.) lol at teams that can't beat the pats in january/february
3.) gently caress the falcons
4.) phillip rivers friggin rules and needs to win a sb or i wont be able to see his beautiful face in canton
5.) andrew luck is overrated
6.) the bills are cool i guess, so are the dolphins but not the jets
7.) the bengals should continue to be bad because the afc north is better when the ravens and steelers are fighting for it
8.) gently caress the falcons

Sour Diesel fucked around with this message at 20:59 on May 12, 2017

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

weird Asian candy posted:

RG3 doesn't accept hard no's though...

Ahahahaha

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Sour Diesel posted:

The joke from the Really Funny Picture is Athanatos doing that thing where people use a funny voice to repeat what someone said in a mocking manner. RG3 tried to evade a probation with a Super Secret account and was slain by Athanatos and BT thought it was cool and funny so he posted that pic, but Athanatos was not amused. I forgive him.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

But enough about Lloyd Christmas

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

that's my kink

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

weird Asian candy posted:

RG3 doesn't accept hard no's though...

gd

Flikken posted:

Makes me wish I had thought of buying a rg3 2.0 account and then pretend to be his parachute account to get him a longer probation.


You could buy 'a dog and his man'

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I know a few pages ago we were talking about dudes getting repeatedly suspended for loving up off the field. I wonder if Rolando McClain ever managed to turn things ar-

https://twitter.com/SBNationNFL/status/863138284557410304

Oh...nevermind then

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Cool, an excuse to post this

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

The caller was arguing that andey is better than Alex Smith.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Takk's reaction was the best of the bunch because of course Takk's reaction would be the best of the bunch.

https://twitter.com/EAMaddenNFL/status/858107573052088320

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Free BrownThunder. That was A Good Post

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

weird Asian candy posted:

Takk's reaction was the best of the bunch because of course Takk's reaction would be the best of the bunch.

https://twitter.com/EAMaddenNFL/status/858107573052088320

I love Takk he's going to make so many old white people mad if he's good. Between him and Cam the NFC South will be the gently caress whitey division.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
NFL.com commissioned Philly painters to paint portraits of the first rounders. Some of the results are... interesting.

http://www.nfl.com/photos/0ap3000000805874

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

No Irish Need Imply posted:

NFL.com commissioned Philly painters to paint portraits of the first rounders. Some of the results are... interesting.

http://www.nfl.com/photos/0ap3000000805874

Holy poo poo Denver

Who's avatar is that gonna be

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

No Irish Need Imply posted:

NFL.com commissioned Philly painters to paint portraits of the first rounders. Some of the results are... interesting.

http://www.nfl.com/photos/0ap3000000805874

These are incredible.

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