Will Jon Jones ever fight in the UFC again? This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 59 | 56.73% | |
No | 45 | 43.27% | |
Total: | 104 votes |
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there was a guy at the gym i used to lift at who was a pro bodybuilder and he added a drug to his postcycle that was supposed to help your balls recover better but it turns out one of the side effects is that you start developing more melanoblasts so you start turning a weird yellowish brown and eventually get skin cancer. and he was absolutely willing to do it to reduce steroid-induced ball tinyness by 3% or whatever. i think if you want a level playing field a PED ban is better than "let everyone do whatever" because with the latter guys will absolutely use poo poo with clearly documented horrible side effects so they can be really good right now. even in the non-hitting-people sports this is still true (as inri has been relating with cycling) and frankly i dont want to see somebody's balls become a sentient and separate entity and eat their whole body so that the world record on the 100m becomes .01 seconds faster.
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# ? May 12, 2017 19:40 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 13:43 |
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Stop trying so hard to troll, it's really loving dumb. You're really loving dumb.
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# ? May 12, 2017 19:41 |
Pearnicious posted:Stop trying so hard to troll, it's really loving dumb. You're really loving dumb. Aren't you the weird weed poster
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# ? May 12, 2017 19:46 |
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cis autodrag posted:there was a guy at the gym i used to lift at who was a pro bodybuilder and he added a drug to his postcycle that was supposed to help your balls recover better but it turns out one of the side effects is that you start developing more melanoblasts so you start turning a weird yellowish brown and eventually get skin cancer. and he was absolutely willing to do it to reduce steroid-induced ball tinyness by 3% or whatever. Mr T ate my balls lol
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# ? May 12, 2017 19:47 |
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Google Butt posted:Aren't you the weird weed poster Yeah, and? Are we not in agreement that LWB is either touched in the head or a really bad troll? (Both?)
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# ? May 12, 2017 19:48 |
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I.N.R.I posted:Mr T ate my balls lol i pity the fool whose balls dont have the size and density of birdshot Pearnicious posted:Yeah, and? Are we not in agreement that LWB is either touched in the head or a really bad troll? (Both?) why do we constantly have to devolve into this high school rear end who-hates-who-more poo poo? make fun of the dumb posts and don't make it so personal with the poster.
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# ? May 12, 2017 19:49 |
What's the one drug cyclists were taking that turned their bodies into the bus from speed.
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# ? May 12, 2017 19:51 |
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cis autodrag posted:why do we constantly have to devolve into this high school rear end who-hates-who-more poo poo? make fun of the dumb posts and don't make it so personal with the poster. I just wanted to call out LWB for being a dumbfuck, no idea why weed was even brought up. It's not relevant here at all.
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# ? May 12, 2017 19:54 |
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Work Friend Keven posted:What's the one drug cyclists were taking that turned their bodies into the bus from speed. epo
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# ? May 12, 2017 19:54 |
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rockhold v mousasi would b an incredibly handsome fight and i wanna seee it
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# ? May 12, 2017 20:00 |
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manyak posted:Thats cool that you think so, in the real world though steroids are illegal Many PEDs aren't illegal
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# ? May 12, 2017 20:17 |
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I.N.R.I posted:epo it was because they had so many red blood cells that it increased their blood's viscosity beyond what your resting heart rate can pump, right? that's kind of cool in the perverse mad science sort of way.
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# ? May 12, 2017 20:20 |
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Like in glorious Canadar tren is schedule 4. Get up on it
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# ? May 12, 2017 20:20 |
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cis autodrag posted:why do we constantly have to devolve into this high school rear end who-hates-who-more poo poo? make fun of the dumb posts and don't make it so personal with the poster. Well why does waffle come in here with dumb poo poo opinions on subjects he has no knowledge in? Don't put that on other people.
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# ? May 12, 2017 20:22 |
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david carmichael posted:Like in glorious Canadar tren is schedule 4. Get up on it Weeds legal in my state of WA, RUS
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# ? May 12, 2017 20:25 |
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cis autodrag posted:it was because they had so many red blood cells that it increased their blood's viscosity beyond what your resting heart rate can pump, right? that's kind of cool in the perverse mad science sort of way. supposedly .. this was around the time that the harmful side effects were becoming known in the medical community so i think it was more a superstitious overreaction than athletes being in any real danger though. epo is used in every sport including MMA even to this day
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# ? May 12, 2017 20:25 |
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david carmichael posted:Many PEDs aren't illegal Oh yeah i meant illegal to use in MMA. You can do whatever you want otherwise imo
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# ? May 12, 2017 20:34 |
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I'd rather fighters not do steroids and not cut weight. Both would be immensely beneficial for their health. Ultimately I just want to watch good fights, and cancelling fights is worse for the sport [fans] than roids or weight cuts or whatever.
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# ? May 12, 2017 20:55 |
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You have to give guys like Vitor and Dan Henderson credit for still fighting in the USADA era. They openly have ball problems and only fight without TUEs for the sake of tiny-balled pride, and to honour the memory of their ballsack's former glory.
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# ? May 12, 2017 21:15 |
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tesilential posted:I'd rather fighters not do steroids and not cut weight. Both would be immensely beneficial for their health. Ultimately I just want to watch good fights, and cancelling fights is worse for the sport [fans] than roids or weight cuts or whatever. Cancelling fights of guys that are cheating is good for the sport
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# ? May 12, 2017 21:46 |
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https://twitter.com/cody_nolove/status/863124745935405056 Well that doesn't sound good for the fight staying together in July.
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# ? May 12, 2017 21:54 |
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Hope its just cupping
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# ? May 12, 2017 21:55 |
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so basically pay fighters a lot money to do a fuckton of steroids and frequent heart transplants.
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# ? May 12, 2017 21:55 |
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Digital Jedi posted:https://twitter.com/cody_nolove/status/863124745935405056 Probably that PRP therapy that Kobe/Dana both used. Nifft fucked around with this message at 22:02 on May 12, 2017 |
# ? May 12, 2017 21:57 |
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Nierbo posted:Hope its just cupping If he's flying through Berlin I am confident Cody will be doing lots of cupping, but I am not sure what that has to do with his back.
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# ? May 12, 2017 21:58 |
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/12/15632842/ufc-supports-proposed-csac-weight-cutting-plan-including-addition-of-weight-classesquote:Perhaps the most divisive point is the adoption of additional weight classes at 165, 175, 195 and 225 pounds. The UFC, though, seems on board with the change, per Novitzky’s letter.
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# ? May 12, 2017 21:58 |
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coconono posted:so basically pay fighters a lot money to do a fuckton of steroids and frequent heart transplants. Do a mandatory seminar on supplements, focusing on ball enhancement. Traditionally, PEDs tend to harm your balls instead of protecting them and enhancing them. You need to paint a picture for them of a future where they fight with better balls thanks to science. It could be a world of freak athletes with super balls.
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# ? May 12, 2017 22:02 |
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Skip My Posts posted:sounds like rockhold wants to fight mousasi I am completely for this fight.
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# ? May 12, 2017 22:11 |
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Nifft posted:http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/12/15632842/ufc-supports-proposed-csac-weight-cutting-plan-including-addition-of-weight-classes
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# ? May 12, 2017 22:29 |
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Summer Kickoff presser is live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVJEA7xaPI4
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# ? May 12, 2017 22:42 |
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"I eat my poo poo whole." – Michael Johnson
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# ? May 12, 2017 22:55 |
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lmao conor just tryin to be like kevin lee
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# ? May 12, 2017 22:59 |
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this presser owns
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# ? May 12, 2017 23:01 |
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LobsterMobster posted:yeah, his name is Shao Khan Or a nod from Al Swearengen.
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# ? May 12, 2017 23:03 |
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JDS weighed in at 245... Heavier than usual... And people often forget he had a torn ACL in the first stipe fight, had surgery straight after. It makes sense because his movement was really bad and he gutted it out anyway. He should win this weekend.... diesiel fucked around with this message at 23:22 on May 12, 2017 |
# ? May 12, 2017 23:14 |
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To defeat Ronda, you must become Ronda.
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# ? May 12, 2017 23:21 |
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can sean shelby and 2 mongoloid lookin dudes stop dc and jon jones from brawling?
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# ? May 12, 2017 23:25 |
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Skip My Posts posted:2 mongoloid lookin dudes Disrespectful way to address Dana White.
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# ? May 12, 2017 23:26 |
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Dan Didio posted:Disrespectful way to address Dana White. didnt they say dana was supposed to host this thing? he's probably off dealin with conor stuff
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# ? May 12, 2017 23:27 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 13:43 |
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I didn't even know this was happening, haha. I don't know. Probably. Maybe. Who knows.
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# ? May 12, 2017 23:28 |