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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!
I think the only time New Jack had a negative reaction to any sort of drugs was when he stopped taking them. And that was because the drugs he stopped taking were his prescription blood pressure meds. So I'm gonna give the nod to New Jack here.

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/badboicasey/status/863559325968683010 https://twitter.com/GranitJacka/status/863557658296684545

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Do we know if the Ninja Turtle Alberto beat up was Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello or Leonardo?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
yes it was the red one Tortuga Rafy

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

KungFu Grip posted:

yes it was the red one Tortuga Rafy

Makes sense. He is cool but crude.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Give me a break

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Shoehead posted:

Give me a break

Ok, you have my permission to not read this thread for the rest of the day.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Carnies in abusive relationships (perro power)

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Ok, you have my permission to not read this thread for the rest of the day.

..it's the ninja turtles theme song!

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Shoehead posted:

..it's the ninja turtles theme song!

Even if you come in to work, you're not getting paid on a day off!!!

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

super macho dude posted:

Carnies in abusive relationships (perro power)

coked up, violent, mexi-merican
coked up, violent, mexi-merican
coked up, violent, mexi-merican

gonna hit his girlfriend

perro power

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

if adr break's paige's heart or face or both i'm interested to see what kind of weird indie gang war will erupt between the uk chav wrestlers and any mexican wrestlers that still decide to be on alberto's side. yeah i think paige has the advantage there.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Mulaney Power Move posted:

if adr break's paige's heart or face or both i'm interested to see what kind of weird indie gang war will erupt between the uk chav wrestlers and any mexican wrestlers that still decide to be on alberto's side. yeah i think paige has the advantage there.
This would be one of the most bizarre War Games style matches ever but I think I need to see it

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I have a feeling that match would involve a lot of knives.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
At least then ADR could start no showing because he was "stabbed by some English guy" and it would be believable

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


MotU posted:

coked up, violent, mexi-merican
coked up, violent, mexi-merican
coked up, violent, mexi-merican

gonna hit his girlfriend

perro power

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

MotU posted:

coked up, violent, mexi-merican
coked up, violent, mexi-merican
coked up, violent, mexi-merican

gonna hit his girlfriend

perro power
lmao

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


MotU posted:

coked up, violent, mexi-merican
coked up, violent, mexi-merican
coked up, violent, mexi-merican

gonna hit his girlfriend

perro power

:hai:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

MotU posted:

coked up, violent, mexi-merican
coked up, violent, mexi-merican
coked up, violent, mexi-merican

gonna hit his girlfriend

perro power

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

MotU posted:

coked up, violent, mexi-merican
coked up, violent, mexi-merican
coked up, violent, mexi-merican

gonna hit his girlfriend

perro power



This was the laugh I needed to survive the week. You're a god drat hero.

SevenStringGuru
Jun 6, 2003

Bob Loblaw Law covers all injuries, including those sustained while trying to 4x4 a segway.

MotU posted:

coked up, violent, mexi-merican
coked up, violent, mexi-merican
coked up, violent, mexi-merican

gonna hit his girlfriend

perro power

7.9 tons of cocaine going to Spain. think we found ADR

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

MotU posted:

coked up, violent, mexi-merican
coked up, violent, mexi-merican
coked up, violent, mexi-merican

gonna hit his girlfriend

perro power

[Splinterishly] Paige told Alberto she was not touched by the Turtle.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

MotU posted:

coked up, violent, mexi-merican
coked up, violent, mexi-merican
coked up, violent, mexi-merican

gonna hit his girlfriend

perro power

he's the world's most fearsome Latin dream
he's Alberto El Patron and he's mean
when the evil turtle touches Paige
this coked up man will go into a rage

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/864509246221799424

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Is she talking about Trump

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Alberto rescued all the kids Matt Hardy wrecked his car to avoid

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Does she mean her life like in a hosed up figurative way or did he rescue someone for real at some point

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Mulaney Power Move posted:

Does she mean her life like in a hosed up figurative way or did he rescue someone for real at some point

That was a follow-up to this:

https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/864508210304225280

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

incredibly rude for Paige to call that kid a cont after he almost died

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

oh so this is like the old couple that gave them relationship advice.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!
Next up, Paige accidentally reveals the existence of ADR's uncle who works for Nintendo.

Bard Maddox posted:

incredibly rude for Paige to call that kid a cont after he almost died

Well, she is British. :v:

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
It's probably more like Pulp Fiction, and Alberto injected adrenaline directly into the heart of some kid who got into his stash.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Prob told the kid not to get into the wrestling business.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Since Del Rio saved a kid, does that make him a Perro Ranger? Also how much cocaine was he on while saving that kid?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!

DarkstarIV posted:

Since Del Rio saved a kid, does that make him a Perro Ranger? Also how much cocaine was he on while saving that kid?

ADR saved that kid by beating him up, and then snorting all the kid's cocaine, just so that the kid wouldn't get hooked on drugs. Truly a noble, selfless gesture.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

alberto saved the kids life by no-showing the event where he would have beaten the kid to death for talking to paige

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

dromal phrenia posted:

alberto saved the kids life by no-showing the event where he would have beaten the kid to death for talking to paige
lol

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!
I bet if someone dug hard enough they'd find evidence of ADR as a grade school bully, telling the wimpy kids "I'm kicking your rear end at recess" or whatever, and then just never showing up

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I know he was a multi-time world champ in WWE, but you have to question the judgment of any promoter, at this point, who looks at Alberto, and thinks "Yes, this man can help me make money". Like say what you will about people who booked guys like Jake Roberts and Scott Hall, but they were both bigger stars who had the potential to draw in casual fans. I doubt that's the case with Del Rio, at least outside of Mexico where his family are pretty prominent.

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 23:45 on May 16, 2017

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Oct 30, 2009

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Did Alberto draw any money in the US for any promotions?

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