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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
crabs and lobsters are the bugs of the sea and they have fat in them

just check out those tribes that eat tarantulas. they got white fatty meat inside just like ed balls

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Baller Ina posted:

welcome to Jeb!'s, may i take your order

ill take a Messy Meal and a Mini Mess for the boy

dont forget the toy, he loves those tortoises

hi i'd like a low energy combo w/ extra guac and a schiavo meal w/ extra schiavo

anime tupac
Oct 25, 2010

stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it

Intel&Sebastian posted:

yo everyone send me the good luck images im trying to win this fuckin bingo

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

bugs aint got the complex artery n vein system we mammals got
its just a big mess in there
very jeb! like

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Turdfuzz posted:

bugs aint got the complex artery n vein system we mammals got
its just a big mess in there
very jeb! like

pretty bad at breathing too

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
anyone got the rita repulsa emerging but with Loogs? that one has the power

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Guy Goodbody posted:

Tusk is such a good song, it tricked people into thinking The Americans is a good show

look at this guy and how :wrong: he is

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

bugs dont cum :(
they dont have orgasms

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
gotta agree tusk is bad

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Turdfuzz posted:

bugs dont cum :(
they dont have orgasms

one o the saddest things ive ever posted

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


bugs are robots basically

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Intel&Sebastian posted:

anyone got the rita repulsa emerging but with Loogs? that one has the power

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz6Q3OPasdA

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

my mother in law got one keep it up you beautiful bastards




Jazerus posted:

hi i'd like a low energy combo w/ extra guac and a schiavo meal w/ extra schiavo

gonna be a bit of a wait on that low energy combo, is that okay?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Intel&Sebastian posted:

gotta agree tusk is bad


Nichael posted:

look at this guy and how :wrong: he is

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
the last planet earth had a really good ants segment, ants are fuckin rad

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Intel&Sebastian posted:

the last planet earth had a really good ants segment, ants are fuckin rad

but dude they cant cum

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

blue balls 4 life jfc

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Intel&Sebastian posted:

the last planet earth had a really good ants segment, ants are fuckin rad

wait what

this is a second earth?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


punchymcpunch posted:

wait what

this is a second earth?

biosphere 2

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

punchymcpunch posted:

wait what

this is a second earth?

its whatever earth u want it to be my friend

welcome to the nite crew

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


punchymcpunch posted:

wait what

this is a second earth?

when the colonials got to the first Earth, it was already destroyed by a Cylon holocaust.

we're the second Earth because they hosed the primitive humans or something

if you quote this post, you'll find that I've disappeared and I was a space angel all along

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



a helpful bear posted:

its whatever earth u want it to be my friend

welcome to the nite crew

k I choose third earth, home of the thundercats



dont worry nichael i wont quote u!!!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Jazerus posted:

bugs are robots basically

except robots cum all the time

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

if bugs cant cum then killin em seems like a mercy

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


Baloogan posted:

there prob are some somewhat flat disk cuckrocks out there in the universe and aliens who live on em would be like "lol what no way you can believe the earth is sphereical just doesn't make sense duder"

there arent any and your dumb

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

punchymcpunch posted:

wait what

this is a second earth?

yeah there's a second planet earth and it includes cities as a biosphere in probably the coolest ep ever

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Trump: What do you hear, Kelly?

Kellyanne: Nothing but the pee, sir.

Trump: Then get your kompromat, and bring the whore in.

anime tupac
Oct 25, 2010

stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it
sometimes i check to see if i'm in the bug cum thread and am surprised, for once, to find otherwise

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Turdfuzz posted:

bugs dont cum :(
they dont have orgasms

trump

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


anime tupac posted:

sometimes i check to see if i'm in the bug cum thread and am surprised, for once, to find otherwise

bug cum
celebrity apprentice president
pee
russians


WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN????

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
so did beer get thrown into the guantanomo gently caress dungeon?

bad dude

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Squizzle posted:

except robots cum all the time

That's just a trick to get humans to let our guards down

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Nichael posted:

bug cum
celebrity apprentice president
pee
russians


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylb-B5cKEuU

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
What if what bugs do feels even better though?

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Turdfuzz posted:

if bugs cant cum then killin em seems like a mercy

if bugs can't cum does that mean they're automatically proud boys or does that disqualify them

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Intel&Sebastian posted:

the last planet earth had a really good ants segment, ants are fuckin rad

:anttony: :anttony: :anttony:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




https://twitter.com/AmznMovieRevws/status/828420739904581632

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

punchymcpunch posted:

dont worry nichael i wont quote u!!!

:iceburn:

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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Nichael posted:

when the colonials got to the first Earth, it was already destroyed by a Cylon holocaust.

we're the second Earth because they hosed the primitive humans or something

if you quote this post, you'll find that I've disappeared and I was a space angel all along

gently caress u baltar!!!

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