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Quidam Viator posted:Yeah, gently caress the gun derail, bring on the fuckin orange monkey lols, diposhitz! The president is exhibiting signs of serious piss withdrawal, some dedicated patriot (pisstriot??) needs to piss into his mouth and eyes ASAP for the good of the nation.
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I know other people have said this but holy poo poo is it amusing that Dr Jonald Trump, PhD of Law, and ALL his stupid staff have been living in the reality TV bubble for so long that they can only run the loving White House like it's the set of the god drat loving Bachelorette. I mean, is the explanation that dumb and simple? Is that... OMFG that is what Fonald Trump's base thinks of this as... it's just an extension of the loving Apprentice reality show set to them! All Trump can focus on is ratings, Spicey gettin ratings... and the backstage drama is just the same, with everyone compulsively talkin poo poo to the camera in some back hallway. Meanwhile, we have these ridiculous plot twists, like the fuckin certified letter, the trip to New Jersey, the tweets, the tweets, all focused entirely on keeping people watching. They just think the presidency is a TV reality show. HOLY gently caress, THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES IS NOW A TV REALITY SHOW. omfg who's running the country lol???? EDIT: QFT crazy cloud posted:The president is exhibiting signs of serious piss withdrawal, some dedicated patriot (pisstriot??) needs to piss into his mouth and eyes ASAP for the good of the nation. I NEED PISS STREAMS STAT
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Quidam Viator posted:I know other people have said this but holy poo poo is it amusing that Dr Jonald Trump, PhD of Law, and ALL his stupid staff have been living in the reality TV bubble for so long that they can only run the loving White House like it's the set of the god drat loving Bachelorette. is the presidency run like a reality tv show, or is all of the coverage of the presidency framed like a reality tv show
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Quidam Viator posted:They just think the presidency is a TV reality show. Pretty much. Most of the arguments in support of him have turned into "lol you mad? Look at how much attention he's getting  "Like, yeah he's the President of the United States of America lol
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COMRADES posted:Meanwhile, the administration that saw the most private gun sales ever? Obama's. What kind of makes me lol is these people just apparently living in an alternate reality. Trump really could just do anything and they'd justify it somehow. "Assault rifles are piling up at stores": http://money.cnn.com/2017/05/09/news/companies/sturm-ruger-assault-rifles/ Apparently they were stocking up in anticipation of Hillary's election. So I guess we can attribute the decline in gun sales to Donald Trump. That's going to make nobody happy.
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nigga crab pollock posted:is the presidency run like a reality tv show, or is all of the coverage of the presidency framed like a reality tv show Porque no los dos?
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NotWearingPants posted:"Assault rifles are piling up at stores": http://money.cnn.com/2017/05/09/news/companies/sturm-ruger-assault-rifles/ Apparently they were stocking up in anticipation of Hillary's election. Nice, I can get one for the glorious people's revolution cheaper now.
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Groovelord Neato posted:the biggest lol is we're less than four months in. it feels like it's been years. time has lost all meaning. I want to loving die lol
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NotWearingPants posted:"Assault rifles are piling up at stores": http://money.cnn.com/2017/05/09/news/companies/sturm-ruger-assault-rifles/ Apparently they were stocking up in anticipation of Hillary's election. This year the NRA went from "fear your government" to "fear your neighbour". That's how they want to keep the sales up. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.25e3ca768e7f quote:The left’s violence against America has taken many forms. For example, left-wing judicial activism can be a form of violence against our constitutional system. Look at judicial efforts to block President Trump’s executive order to take a longer look at people coming from countries that sponsor or harbor terrorists. Yet, the protesters show up, the media amplify their anger and the elites? They go into a total meltdown. Scary! fucked around with this message at 17:24 on May 14, 2017 |
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I want to loving die lol i would be crippled with wracking anxiety about how extra boned my children's generation was if i wasn't just relaxing and letting the lols wash over me lol
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Cthulu Carl posted:I occasionally fall into a hole of depression and I've found the best way to claw my way out of it is to browse /r/EDC and suddenly I feel better about my own life decisions.  we are ~16 years and 2 republican congresses away from these lunatics legally carrying around RPGs and driving BUKs to work.
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I mean, that's what I did and I guess that makes me a retarded baby but at least I gotta sweet rifle now for super cheap. That's okay though because the state department still doesn't have any leadership and we're gonna bring diplomacy to the world in the form of hot lead instead of letting the quiet dealings of the humble diplomat keep us safe. Quidam Viator posted:omfg who's running the country lol???? Well, that's honestly the scariest part of all this stupidity to me. Nobody is really "running" anything on a national level, but red state legislatures are going absolutely bananas over passing some incredibly vile poo poo because the ongoing clowncar is distracting people so effectively. Edit: PISS. MC Hawking fucked around with this message at 17:41 on May 14, 2017 |
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I would just like to take a moment, to remember that under previous administrations the Holocaust memorial speech would of tarnished the reputation of any other president, but under the current one I wouldn't be surprised if people even forgot about it. Hell Bush is remembered for doing one Mission Accomplished speech and that's just a typical Tuesday for 2 Scoops.
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MC Hawking posted:I mean, that's what I did and I guess that makes me a retarded baby but at least I gotta sweet rifle now for super cheap. That's okay though because the state department still doesn't have any leadership and we're gonna bring diplomacy to the world in the form of hot lead instead of letting the quiet dealings of the humble diplomat keep us safe. yea and right now we're not really loving any other countries up in the name of democracy/freedom, gas prices are down, the economy is.... well it's not loving amazing but it's not totally in the shitter like it was a 9 years ago.... so the country is actually kinda doing alright right now, so let's all hope that trump and his administration never stop infighting and loving up so that they can't do any harm to 'Merica. honestly of all the scenarios that could have happened when Trump got elected, we're lucky that we landed on "He's such a massive fuckup that his damage is limited"
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Nude posted:I would just like to take a moment, to remember that under previous administrations the Holocaust memorial speech would of tarnished the reputation of any other president, but under the current one I wouldn't be surprised if people even forgot about it. the best part was they doubled down after people called them out for pulling an all lives matter with the holocaust lol Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 17:56 on May 14, 2017 |
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Tumble posted:yea and right now we're not really loving any other countries up in the name of democracy/freedom, gas prices are down, the economy is.... well it's not loving amazing but it's not totally in the shitter like it was a 9 years ago.... Who knew loving up the country was so complex?
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Groovelord Neato posted:the biggest lol is we're less than four months in. it feels like it's been years. time has lost all meaning. I'm getting lolexhaustion
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TotalLossBrain posted:Who knew loving up the country was so complex? it's probably not that hard if you're not a complete loving idiot as far as leadership goes trump is just a notoriously horrible leader (theres a couple articles out there about working for Trump Inc and they pretty much say "he sucks big dicks at this") and isn't even really capable of delegating other people to carry through on his ideas, which even the worst managers are capable of doing. so we're pretty lucky he's exceptionally bad at management tbh
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Took me days to catch up on this thread. I finally have a return date to head back to Lolmerica in a little over a month (strategically choosen to arrive on the 4th of July). I would be devastated if I missed the entire Trump presidency while I was away. Lol, I'm putting in all this work to get a master's degree and Trump just gets a free PhD for being president. That laptop ban had better be overturned before next month or I will throw the goddamn moon into the earth if I have to! (or I guess try to sleep for like 16 hours) Every time we ban more and more on flights, the terrorists win. Also, my favorite nickname for Trump remains Idiot Machiavelli. I still don't understand how giving people less ice cream than you does anything except build resentment. Giving people extra ice cream instead seems like it would do what Trump wants. I mean I know it's some stupid power 80s guy move, but I just can't get over how stupid it is. Lol, some German girl sitting across from me is wearing an American flag T-shirt. At least some people still like our country.  Now I'm surrounded by Russians, of which one is holding the new American flag. Same colors, very convenient. I wonder if they like their new country too. Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 18:34 on May 14, 2017 |
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Shadow0 posted:Lol, I'm putting in all this work to get a master's degree and Trump just gets a free PhD for being president. to be fair, I register my name as Lil_Peeler, PhD when I sign up for superficial poo poo like credit cards, etc They're really not that hard to get
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Quidam Viator posted:Yeah, gently caress the gun derail, bring on the fuckin orange monkey lols, diposhitz! That's a hmbol from me!
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JaucheCharly posted:It's literally what Hitler did, when he changed the oath that soldiers had to take, so that they had to swear loyalty to his person instead of the state. Lol. HHAha I just had a great thought: what if Donald J Trump had people swear loyalty to his huge rear end.
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Quidam Viator posted:Yeah, gently caress the gun derail, bring on the fuckin orange monkey lols, diposhitz! quote:In conversations with multiple advisers, conducted on condition of anonymity to discuss internal deliberations, officials described to CNN a sense of dejection within the West Wing ranks, where most aides were caught off guard by Trump's decision and had little ability to develop a cogent response.  I'm not sure if that was their intention or not, but they certainly didn't claim that the white house was lacking the opportunity to craft a response. LOL.
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Jose posted:do you think he spoke to her in person today? what's going to be the excuse for her living in nyc banging doormen when lil barrons school's out for summer i wonder. my dad who is a thousand years old and has MAGA CHUD knuckle tats said it was shameful how liberals didn't appreciate what a good mother she was and just focused on the fact we could save the GNP of luxemburg if she could stand to live with her gross sugar daddy husband
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Jose posted:do you think he spoke to her directly today? Maybe she'll like his tweet in response
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nigga crab pollock posted:is the presidency run like a reality tv show, or is all of the coverage of the presidency framed like a reality tv show It's the latter
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:It's the latter Its both. Trump won the presidency because he knew its a reality tv show and he knows that better than most. Unfortunately he's kept it up since becoming president
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Groovelord Neato posted:the biggest lol is we're less than four months in. it feels like it's been years. time has lost all meaning. Maybe you should learn to relax
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Maybe you should learn to relax MY man, I am lolling @ trump all day, a machine gun like insane staccato of lols.
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