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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Please like my gf's cf Instagram post so she finally gets 100 likes Tia

https://instagram.com/p/BUAMEnglYD1/

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a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I don't get it

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!
so a few months ago I spent like $300 replacing all of my medium t-shirts that did not fit with large shirts. now i'm paranoid that the large shirts don't fit in the shoulders now and the XLs are comically too large in the torso on me and american apparel sold out anyway so i can't even buy the XL


FizFashizzle posted:

Please like my gf's cf Instagram post so she finally gets 100 likes Tia

https://instagram.com/p/BUAMEnglYD1/
finally, some hard evidence that anavar causes balding.

strong delts, tho

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

TenementFunster posted:

so a few months ago I spent like $300 replacing all of my medium t-shirts that did not fit with large shirts. now i'm paranoid that the large shirts don't fit in the shoulders now and the XLs are comically too large in the torso on me and american apparel sold out anyway so i can't even buy the XL



Get a large and cut out the sleeves and neck.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Why are you wearing shirts??

You are beyond shirts now...

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


you must be a t-shirt conneseur​. i don't think my whole wardrobe is worth $300

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Must be tight enough to provide constant stimulation to nipples

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!

Thesaurus posted:

i don't think my whole wardrobe is worth $300
are you okay?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
$300 on loving tee shirts lmao what the gently caress

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
Lay off, guys. He keeps extra 'cuz they keep ripping at the seams.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Maybe don't be poors

300 dollars in clothing is nothing

you loving peasants

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I have a lululemon button down shirt that fits really well.

It's an extra large lol

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!

FizFashizzle posted:

I have a lululemon button down shirt
oh no

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

I had to google what that is and i just get pics of yoga girls

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

omg are you a yoga girl?? :stare:

m-m-my lady

h-how are you this fine evening

*tries to hide boner*

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord
If your shirts keep ripping get some shirts with elastane

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
thick thighs in yoga activewear

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Fartbox posted:

Maybe don't be poors

300 dollars in clothing is nothing

you loving peasants
In clothing, yeah, but in t-shirts? Does he wear two t-shirts a day, everyday?

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Knight posted:

In clothing, yeah, but in t-shirts? Does he wear two t-shirts a day, everyday?
I own around $25 in t-shirts. That's like 14 of them.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
Was visiting Columbus with a couple of friends, they wanted to go into the Lululemon there. As I was standing around waiting the employees could see the disdain on my face.
The normally chipper and happy employees that checked in with / talked to everyone else in the store multiple times didn't even bother saying hi to me.

Get hosed, Lululemon.

E: To be clear, I'm not saying "oh woe is me, nobody at Lululemon liked me!" It shows just how angry and hateful my face looked.

Rodenthar Drothman fucked around with this message at 16:48 on May 15, 2017

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

Was visiting Columbus with a couple of friends, they wanted to go into the Lululemon there. As I was standing around waiting the employees could see the disdain on my face.
The normally chipper and happy employees that checked in with / talked to everyone else in the store multiple times didn't even bother saying hi to me.

Get hosed, Lululemon.

Replace lululemon with female and you got an r/incel post.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

Helios Grime posted:

Replace lululemon with female and you got an r/incel post.

Not sure what r/incel is, but I'm gonna assume that's not a compliment. I hold, however, any store that sells a plastic poncho with pockets for >$100 can burn.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

Was visiting Columbus with a couple of friends, they wanted to go into the Lululemon there. As I was standing around waiting the employees could see the disdain on my face.
The normally chipper and happy employees that checked in with / talked to everyone else in the store multiple times didn't even bother saying hi to me.

Get hosed, Lululemon.

They treat me wonderfully and their pants make my rear end look great.


But I wouldn't waste my money on their tshirts.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

Dum Cumpster posted:

They treat me wonderfully and their pants make my rear end look great.


But I wouldn't waste my money on their tshirts.

Edited the post above to clarify my meaning, as reading it back again, it definitely seemed like I made my point very poorly.

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



You're probably ugly and have small muscles.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
Yeah, probably.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
I mean, still not quiiiiite at 4 plates for deadlift.

Forever a baby.

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

I mean, still not quiiiiite at 4 plates for deadlift.

Forever a baby.

There are people who can't do that?

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



Eat more food and lift bigger weights.

My gym is starting to increase in the amount of fit chicks it has during the hours I go. :prepop:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







some of us actually have trouble finding shirts that fit

protip: buy greg norman golf khakis

they look great and have the added room the 4 plate squatter needs for their quads

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
I think you're putting your shirts on wrong, Fiz

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

bamhand posted:

There are people who can't do that?

Not so much people as much as tiny weak muscle babies :negative:

Khorne
May 1, 2002

FizFashizzle posted:

some of us actually have trouble finding shirts that fit

protip: buy greg norman golf khakis

they look great and have the added room the 4 plate squatter needs for their quads
I had no trouble at all finding a pair of chinos that fit. Probably helps I have a 36" waist and like 44" hips so I could cheat a bit and get a bit larger waist and a bit shorter inseam.

Jeans are hell on earth. The start of hell is that the measurements on the jeans are wrong by up to 20%, the journey through hell is that any type of tight or skinny jean is never going to fit you, and the final circle of hell is that you have to pick between loose fit which is kinda snug but loose and an athletic fit which is tighter but not cut correctly for your proportions so it's loose at some point down the leg and looks garbage.

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010

Khorne posted:

I had no trouble at all finding a pair of chinos that fit. Probably helps I have a 36" waist and like 44" hips so I could cheat a bit and get a bit larger waist and a bit shorter inseam.

Jeans are hell on earth. The start of hell is that the measurements on the jeans are wrong by up to 20%, the journey through hell is that any type of tight or skinny jean is never going to fit you, and the final circle of hell is that you have to pick between loose fit which is kinda snug but loose and an athletic fit which is tighter but not cut correctly for your proportions so it's loose at some point down the leg and looks garbage.

I bought athletic cut and they are just skinny jeans. They aren't comfortable and I lose some range of motion but my girlfriend seems to like them.

Khorne
May 1, 2002

bamhand posted:

I bought athletic cut and they are just skinny jeans. They aren't comfortable and I lose some range of motion but my girlfriend seems to like them.
I liked how they fit but then below my knee they were loose as heck and looked real weird in the mirror. I just went with a looser fit and figured I could buy some other pair some other time.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 03:39 on May 16, 2017

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


lol if you put any effort into your non-corporal appearance

Thesaurus fucked around with this message at 05:53 on May 16, 2017

Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004


Focus your Orochi.

TenementFunster posted:

so a few months ago I spent like $300 replacing all of my medium t-shirts that did not fit with large shirts. now i'm paranoid that the large shirts don't fit in the shoulders now and the XLs are comically too large in the torso on me and american apparel sold out anyway so i can't even buy the XL

finally, some hard evidence that anavar causes balding.

strong delts, tho

Express stretch tees are the absolute motherfucking poo poo. Large fits me perfectly.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!

Defiant Sally posted:

Express stretch tees are the absolute motherfucking poo poo. Large fits me perfectly.
i'll get a small, then

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

I am medium

everything about me is medium

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Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



I'm thinking if you can't find jeans that fit anymore just get women's jeans or jeggings.

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