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JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:Not everyone is as crazy awesome as you though Sorry that wasn't intended to make me sound awesome. It's just if he's so good he can knock someone cold first go and choke someone out that quickly then it makes it seem more fake that he'd mess up that position he had.
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Bogan King posted:Seems like now is as good a time as any to post that Preacher comic 
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Dude I don't think you get how this thread works
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Zaphod42 posted:Dude I don't think you get how this thread works The schadenfreude is that they didn't put Deadwood in the headline list, but included MacGruber.
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Do we have a cyberpunk-in-real-life thread yet?
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This has the beautiful washed-out golden tones of a 1970s photograph.
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Rough Lobster posted:Do we have a cyberpunk-in-real-life thread yet?  
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Something light to start the day off:  
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A well-applied blood choke can put someone to sleep in 6 seconds. Fight video looks fake not because of the choke but because a) the guy stays down and stiff way too long from the punch, and b) the attackers come one at a time like ninjas in an 80s movie.
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cnut posted:Looks like the dude gets choked out rather quickly but I have no idea how long it really takes. Are those wolves? How loving dumb can you be to think that kicking a wolf cage is a good idea? Ragequit posted:Something light to start the day off: Sometimes it's the simplest Schad that is best.
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Bogan King posted:You really need to see Spencer in full daylight to appreciate him in all his glory. Ive been on HRT for two years and i for one am pissed that this doughy nazi fuckstick has a bigger rack than me.
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Ragequit posted:Something light to start the day off:
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Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Schadenfreude: Having choked people out like that myself that doesn't look too unrealistic This week's hacking-to-end-all-hackings has netted those responsible a whopping $26k so far: https://krebsonsecurity.com/2017/05/global-wana-ransomware-outbreak-earned-perpetrators-26000-so-far/
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Rough Lobster posted:Do we have a cyberpunk-in-real-life thread yet? They named the first version of the Snowcrash virus forums.somethingawful.com.
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CommonShore posted:A well-applied blood choke can put someone to sleep in 6 seconds. Fight video looks fake not because of the choke but because a) the guy stays down and stiff way too long from the punch, and b) the attackers come one at a time like ninjas in an 80s movie. I saw a video of a high school cafeteria fight ending in a choke-out. The kid spent maybe 10 seconds at most in the hold before going limp.
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Between manacled Mormons, deaf-mute mime escapes and cloned dogs Joyce McKinney has made some interesting choices.
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chitoryu12 posted:I saw a video of a high school cafeteria fight ending in a choke-out. The kid spent maybe 10 seconds at most in the hold before going limp. If anyone is interested it's usually called a rear naked (or neck) choke and if you've ever done BJJ or anything like that it's one of the ones that ends matches pretty quickly as it's extremely difficult to escape. With it being a blood choke it's cutting of the blood supply not the oxygen. Trying to cut off the oxygen takes ages and causes permanent damage which is why it's extremely illegal in BJJ, cutting off the blood supply is fair game and less dangerous.
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It's really not about the choke, its about the first guy clearly swinging the bat like a guy in a t.v. show would when he knows he can't hit the star.
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Hm, that's interesting, I didn't realize pet cloning was a thWhere the gently caress is #10?
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Double Punctuation posted:Where the gently caress is #10? It was replaced by a clone of #9
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Aramoro posted:With it being a blood choke it's cutting of the blood supply not the oxygen. Trying to cut off the oxygen takes ages and causes permanent damage which is why it's extremely illegal in BJJ, cutting off the blood supply is fair game and less dangerous.  but for sex
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There's no crying in faceball!
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I saw that one in person. It was pretty gross
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Basebf555 posted:It's really not about the choke, its about the first guy clearly swinging the bat like a guy in a t.v. show would when he knows he can't hit the star. Your average person is going to pull that swing. Humans don't take to clubbing people to death that easily.
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Aramoro posted:If anyone is interested it's usually called a rear naked (or neck) choke and if you've ever done BJJ or anything like that it's one of the ones that ends matches pretty quickly as it's extremely difficult to escape. With it being a blood choke it's cutting of the blood supply not the oxygen. Trying to cut off the oxygen takes ages and causes permanent damage which is why it's extremely illegal in BJJ, cutting off the blood supply is fair game and less dangerous. Er, what? Air chokes are absolutely a thing in BJJ tournaments. RNC's are a combo that cuts off both, but wind chokes are absolutely fair game. What do you think a guillotine choke is?
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canyoneer posted:I saw that one in person. It was pretty gross Did they find all his teeth?
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A classic, but I found this pretty wonderful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZGzmOsn9mk It's 4 minutes long, so if you don't have the patience for the build-up and just want the climax, skip to 2:48. I would suggest watching the whole thing though, if only to witness Britain at its very best.
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marshmallow creep posted:Did they find all his teeth? Broken nose, split lip, and some cracked teeth. That ball was clocked at 93 miles an hour. http://m.mlb.com/video/v1382180283/pitari-iannetta-exits-after-getting-hit-in-the-face
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Not being from the USA is great because Trump is amazing fodder for this thread (until the nuclear winter hits us here anyway).
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Bogan King posted:Not being from the USA is great because Trump is amazing fodder for this thread (until the nuclear winter hits us here anyway). And the Trump tweet for this occasion https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/750648675186147328
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It’s better than ignoring a document entitled “Bin Ladin Determined to Strike in US”
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Bogan King posted:And the Trump tweet for this occasion https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843779892776964097
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Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian foreign minister and ambassador. Schad is on CIA and NSA as they scramble to reduce the damage done and hopefully keep people from being killed, and then still having to go "¯\_(ツ)_/¯ He's the boss". Can't wait for McCain to say how bad this is right before he votes Yay on another Trump policy.
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Platystemon posted:The fire marshal should have snuffed out this gathering, with water hoses if necessary. That would have been some pretty loving heavy irony.
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