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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Chokes McGee posted:

why does everyone want to be massive like I don't understand

I want definition and to look good without a shirt idc about being a human mailbox

not everyone wants to be a mass monster but those that do know a lot about how to do food things and weight lifting things

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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

every day im

chaymie
Apr 5, 2008
loving eloi media can't stand trump because he's a morlock. her. up. lock. her. up. lock. her. up. lock. her. up.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Chokes McGee posted:

why does everyone want to be massive like I don't understand

I want definition and to look good without a shirt idc about being a human mailbox

same but I understand why people wanna look like space marines tho

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Venom Snake posted:

I'm moving to a new apartment near the end of the summer that as a much much better one so I'm just trying to make things work in the interim, good Idea on the cookers. I deffo need to cook more lol

Target and Costco both have an Aroma model of rice cooker that's like $30 and is perfectly good. It even has a steaming tray!

6 quarts is the min I recommend for a slower cooker, will be about the same price. Don't bother with Goodwill because they put anything over 1-2 quarts online apparently.

Slow cooker is especially nice because it's an air freshener you get to eat after a long day at work. Rice cooker is an extremely versatile implement for everything from stews to, well, rice.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Scooter_McCabe posted:

If I ate all that I would crap myself and die. The order may vary.

crap die eat imo

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Hodgepodge posted:

look at this food snob

lean ground beef is a miracle and i won't hear otherwise

Ever make a burger that was like 1/3 chorizo and 2/3 beef?

E: this I have to go a little out of my way for:



But it's fantastic.

These I can just grab at the store a couple blocks away any ol' day of the week:

FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 05:10 on May 16, 2017

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

change my name posted:

mods rename this thread "bad farts tip central" please

Low energy gi track! :sad:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
god I need to start eating better and stop drinking 100 beers a day

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





SHAREBOX being notably misused

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

I'm skinny fat, it's fine

tankadillo
Aug 15, 2006

lol does every single right-wing news outlet have a "break glass in case of emergency" box that's just full of democrat scandal stories from over a year ago?

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 204 days!

FAUXTON posted:

Ever make a burger that was like 1/3 chorizo and 2/3 beef?

no because i don't live in valhalla

now i'm very hungry and cannot make anything that delicious at the moment thanks

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Ground turkey is the real good poo poo tho

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

llllllllll posted:



Hey ladies...I eat a lot...and I've got a BIG dick!!!!!

i'm the sharebox that nobody ever actually shares

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Baloogan posted:

drudge is pretty cool

Where is your duck

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Chokes McGee posted:

some of us accomplish neither

and by some of us I mean me specifically

haha, well the route you wanna take is a much, much stricter one that I know less about. Check out leangains I think for the best way to achieve it without becoming a de-facto socially isolated but massively ripped autist

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Venom Snake posted:

same but I understand why people wanna look like space marines tho

it's extra funny because I'm tiny, like legit 5'6"

and all these workouts for guys are like "HOW TO loving GODZILLA MASSIVE SERIOUSLY YOU WILL HAVE LEGS THE SIZE OF PEOPLE'S WAISTS"

it's like

I'm going to be wider than I am tall if I do these

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


FAUXTON posted:

Ever make a burger that was like 1/3 chorizo and 2/3 beef?

66%/33% beef/pork mixtures are ideal for basically anything you would use ground beef alone in

llllllllll
Jan 2, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
[grinning smartly and opening my something awful app on my new android device while waiting for the bench to open up] Trump's bad!

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Consummate Professional posted:

god I need to start eating better and stop drinking 100 beers a day

why so you can live to see the fifth era of trump??

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Consummate Professional posted:

god I need to start eating better and stop drinking 100 beers a day

counterpoint: beer owns

(but switch it up w some wine or liquor every once in a while)

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Oiled and Ready posted:

Where is your duck

im gonna get my duck back soonish when i give a poo poo or something lol

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
there is an admiral in the group I work with that works out a lot and watches anime. iv known him for months and met him many times but im still not sure hes real

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

Baloogan posted:

as with all things, i do things my way and generally its the right way :3: don't care if its a meatloaf patty and not a burger, its drat good

that's fine

i just don't get why you use the "highest quality ground beef"

you could use bottom-shelf poo poo ground chuck and still get the same result if you're gonna put all that crap in it

you bougie gently caress

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FAUXTON posted:

Ever make a burger that was like 1/3 chorizo and 2/3 beef?

chorizo loving owns

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
krispy kreme is krap, buy some real donits you dickhead

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
Trump is incapable of letting things go - def looking forward to tomorrow morning's tweets after the news today.

llllllllll
Jan 2, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Mar-a-Lag?? More like eat a carb, pussy!! Ha ha! *slaps you on the back playfully*

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





order black truffle on Amazon and put it in ur bougburg and it's good

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Chokes McGee posted:

it's extra funny because I'm tiny, like legit 5'6"

and all these workouts for guys are like "HOW TO loving GODZILLA MASSIVE SERIOUSLY YOU WILL HAVE LEGS THE SIZE OF PEOPLE'S WAISTS"

it's like

I'm going to be wider than I am tall if I do these

Nah, I have a friend who's like 5' 4" and really cut, and he'd look ridiculous if he was thinner. Just go for it

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Chokes McGee posted:

why does everyone want to be massive like I don't understand

I want definition and to look good without a shirt idc about being a human mailbox

ah yes

otter mode

Chokes McGee posted:

it's extra funny because I'm tiny, like legit 5'6"

and all these workouts for guys are like "HOW TO loving GODZILLA MASSIVE SERIOUSLY YOU WILL HAVE LEGS THE SIZE OF PEOPLE'S WAISTS"

it's like

I'm going to be wider than I am tall if I do these

that's not how it works you don't miraculously transform into huge instantly if you do that, it takes time still

being short is a huge advantage here since you have to do far less work to get buff

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Fullhouse posted:

counterpoint: beer owns

(but switch it up w some wine or liquor every once in a while)

my drink is a double scotch and water

Venom Snake posted:

there is an admiral in the group I work with that works out a lot and watches anime. iv known him for months and met him many times but im still not sure hes real

hell yeah anime owns

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
also admirals too

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
id watch an anime about admirals

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Mich Ultra Lime is an OK low carb beer

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Chokes McGee posted:

it's extra funny because I'm tiny, like legit 5'6"

and all these workouts for guys are like "HOW TO loving GODZILLA MASSIVE SERIOUSLY YOU WILL HAVE LEGS THE SIZE OF PEOPLE'S WAISTS"

it's like

I'm going to be wider than I am tall if I do these

I'm under 180 and 6''4 so lol

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quadrophrenic posted:

that's fine

i just don't get why you use the "highest quality ground beef"

you could use bottom-shelf poo poo ground chuck and still get the same result if you're gonna put all that crap in it

you bougie gently caress

only bespoke, artisinal clogged arteries

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Baloogan posted:

id watch an anime about admirals

uhm

sir

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

llllllllll posted:

Sorry kid, real men squat and eat 4x their daily caloric requirements, as evidenced by all the swole bros in this thread.

"requirements" are what you need

in my 80-mile cycling days i probably "require" 5000 calories and i'll be damned if i can do that without the help of ol' HFCS

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