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https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/864340526933221376 Umm
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That's it! I've now ascended into an incorporeal being of pure lols:
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May 16, 2017 13:08
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with a few exceptions
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May 16, 2017 13:08
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May 16, 2017 13:09
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I knew Mondays Lol drought would be compensated soon enough, i didnt believe for one second that we would get such bountiful lols so soon in the week, i had space set aside in my diary for Thursday but no, the madman has done it again. Donald J Trump, i salute you.
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May 16, 2017 13:11
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He's taking the loltrain overseas on friday, I can't wait! A jetlagged, sleep-deprived Trump with a jetlagged sleep-deprived crew of minders. I might just reach lol overload.
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May 16, 2017 13:12
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oh that's that crazy guy with a podcast or whatever. Lol like half his stuff reads like parody (but it isn't) https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/864449026695065601
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Partycat posted:" Thats not what he's saying! Fake news! Comey and Seth Ridge (??) !!! " Seth Ridge is a minor guy who worked on democratic campaigns in 2016 who may have e-mailed Wikileaks at some point for some unknown purpose and later died. Currently the right wing media is trying to turn this into a giant conspiracy because they have no response to the president leaked classified information to the very people he is suspected of committing treason and he did it the day after firing the person investigating him for that treason.
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Dial-a-Dog posted:oh that's that crazy guy with a podcast or whatever. Lol like half his stuff reads like parody (but it isn't) its true tho i hate so much
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May 16, 2017 13:14
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...r%3D7527%23pti1
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May 16, 2017 13:14
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my new dog posted:its true tho i hate so much i hate these plentiful lols
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May 16, 2017 13:15
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Jose posted:he did because its completely thrown multiple staffers under the bus lol
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May 16, 2017 13:17
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I found one! Is there a tip line I can report this leak to?
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May 16, 2017 13:17
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Don't stop baby I'm almost there
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loving lol
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"...and I'm ashamed to say it's me. I'm the leaker. This tweet shall serve as my resignation letter. I know Mike Pence will continue my work of Making America Great Again. Love!"
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May 16, 2017 13:20
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May 16, 2017 13:20
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should it not be former director comey?
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May 16, 2017 13:21
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When there's these long pauses in his twitter rants, I picture Trump on the toilet trying to type up his tweet while staffers are pounding on the door screaming, "Don't do it! Don't post that tweet!"
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May 16, 2017 13:22
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Somewhere, in the WH gardens, Sean Spicer is weeping softly while repeating "The tweets speak for themselves" to himself.
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May 16, 2017 13:22
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FINISH... THE loving STORY What about the Leakers?
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May 16, 2017 13:23
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I have a tip about a LEAKER, she was leaking peepee onto a bed in front of the president
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Plavski posted:"...and I'm ashamed to say it's me. I'm the leaker. This tweet shall serve as my resignation letter. I know Mike Pence will continue my work of Making America Great Again. Love!" Pence will be the most electrifying president ever
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Really looking forward to thousands of white people chanting "LEAK-ERS! LEAK-ERS!" in a stadium during Trumps inevitable MAGA rally this summer.
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May 16, 2017 13:25
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The tweets don't speak for themselves! - White House
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May 16, 2017 13:30
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That feel when you have to stock your entire administration with Baghdad Bobs
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May 16, 2017 13:31
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So trump did not disclose classified information, but seemed to disclose classified information, that seemed not classified information, to say to the russians. got it , lol
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Haha no way!
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WH spokesman: Actually you'll find that the sky isn't yellow Dr DJ tormp: i love that yellow sky, just like russian hooker piss
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May 16, 2017 13:33
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yo what in the gently caress is going on holy poo poo
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bollig posted:yo what in the gently caress is going on holy poo poo
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May 16, 2017 13:35
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Jose posted:I don't think we're getting a follow up trump tweet I am pretty sure a staffer must have sprinted down the hallway and slapped the phone out of his tiny baby hands.
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May 16, 2017 13:36
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Jose posted:I don't think we're getting a follow up trump tweet They must have broken down the door and stomped on his phone in front of him.
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May 16, 2017 13:36
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nearing 30 minutes for typing out 140 more characters. carefully choosing words or just slow in the head? it's slow in the head
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"Treason is a fool's game. The trick is to commit treason and then gently caress up your own cover story immediately. That's what we call a power play" - Donald Trump, in 2 Art 2 Deal
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my new dog posted:nearing 30 minutes for typing out 140 more characters. carefully choosing words or just slow in the head? it's slow in the head His tweets are like a fresh bottle of wine, you have to let it rest before you serve it
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May 16, 2017 13:45
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"Mr president!! dont finish that line of thought!!!!!"
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The lols are accelerating guys we're nearing terminal lol velocity here, at a much faster rate than anybody could've imagined.
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