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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

so poo poo you say? :laugh:

:raise:

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Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
"We filmed two different endings and will show the one that represents the results in theaters in November."

*furiously buys tickets on fandango*

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

The People's Elbow will resonate through every American Home, one campaign stop at a time

"When asked whether or not we are Marxists, our position is the same as that of a physicist or a biologist when asked if he is a "Newtonian," or if he is a "Pasteurian". There are truths so evident, so much a part of The People's Elbow, that it is now useless to discuss them."
-Che Guevara, Notes for the Study of the Ideology of the Cuban Revolution, 1960.

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
I remember getting so hyped when Olbermann would announce he would be doing a "special comment". I was a cool 16 year old.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The Rock only wants to run so that he can legally annul the contract that makes him has to call himself The Rock.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

CAROL posted:

I know it seems like a callous thing to say, but you're not responsible for her behaviour. You should read this - I found it really helpful when I was in a similar situationNear constant flatulence that has a smell so powerful to me that I risk cumming on particularly strong farts. In addition I can't hold them back for more than 10 minutes at most; if I try then it'll practically explode out my rear end, soil my pants a bit, and of course make me cream them like I was edging for a whole day.

The thing is, it becomes oddly easier to hold it if I somehow manage to keep them contained past that threshold point (I.e. industrial butt plugs) but if they're held in for over an hour I can't fart for a week. Instead, my cock farts instead of cumming (but the cum is still built up in my balls) and my body odor becomes my farts. My breath is of course foul to everyone but me. The result is if I hold it in too long, I become a perpetually aroused, sporadically ejaculating filth hound.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
"I don't have a political party, I've got family."

-President-Elect Dominic Toretto

(he's going to run as his character)

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

I'm pretty sure vin diesel could get elected president of China

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
i'm thinking about starting a teespring biz to sell tshirts mocking trump, but idk if that's just me being a crazy radical here!

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Oiled and Ready posted:

I've got some bad news, bucko - your parents are both neoconservative, and so is 2017 Rachel Maddow.

I've got some bad news, fucko - your brain is broken

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Harlock posted:

I'm pretty sure vin diesel could get elected president of China

he is canonically the president in pixar's cars

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Origami Dali posted:

know your role and shut your mouth... paul ryan


eonwe posted:

Do You Smell What the Rock is Cooking? American Prosperity


Lastgirl posted:

The People's Elbow will resonate through every American Home, one campaign stop at a time


Fidel Castronaut posted:

Vin vs Dwayne 2020 being written into the Fast and Furious films would be the best possible world I could imagine.


Fidel Castronaut posted:

"We filmed two different endings and will show the one that represents the results in theaters in November."

*furiously buys tickets on fandango*

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

lorn Wayne posted:

i'm thinking about starting a teespring biz to sell tshirts mocking trump, but idk if that's just me being a crazy radical here!

I did this already but it was CafePress and they mocked Bush and I was 14

If you are not 14 I cannot recommend it

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Xelkelvos posted:

We should have that "No Confidence" option that other countries to see how many people would pick neither candidate if it meant that in the event that choice got a majority, we'd do a redo of the election or something.

We would never have any elected officials past the local and possibly state level again and that would be hilarious so let's do this.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Fidel Castronaut posted:

"I don't have a political party, I've got family."

-President-Elect Dominic Toretto

(he's going to run as his character)

American Muscle ONLY

Ricers drift the fucc away thank u

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
Hopefully Trump uses this opportunity to elaborate on, with tact and nuance, his understanding of and feelings about the Armenian Genocide.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

brugroffil posted:

I've got some bad news, fucko - your brain is broken

Trump is President and lol nothing matters, so this is bad news *how* exactly?

Serf
May 5, 2011


i've gone pretty far to the left and maddow seems fine (i haven't watched much of her stuff)

in general i see liberal stuff as a stepping stone to full communism now so we need 'em

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
The Rock is the universe's attempt to self-correct the glitches that have accrued from Arnold Schwarzenegger ending up on The Apprentice instead of president

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Lastgirl posted:

American Muscle ONLY

Ricers drift the fucc away thank u

Chris 'Ludacris' Bridges would have won

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Oiled and Ready posted:

I did this already but it was CafePress and they mocked Bush and I was 14

If you are not 14 I cannot recommend it

sweet, how are you spending your untold millions now

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Serf posted:

hatred and spite are the only things keeping me going. i want to win to make things better for people, sure, but really i just want to see them lose

it's nice that they've set themselves up so the country getting better involves stomping them into the ground politically, two birds with one stone really

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Serf posted:

i've gone pretty far to the left and maddow seems fine (i haven't watched much of her stuff)

in general i see liberal stuff as a stepping stone to full communism now so we need 'em

you make an excellent counterpoint to people who say she does not go far enough

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
vote for me next election i got this

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Agrajag posted:

boring is good

this is the whitest bougiest poo poo imaginable

boring is good boring is good I repeat as unspeakable horrors are visited on poc and lgbt, because it's still calm in my exurb and when I go to whole foods there's plenty of parking space

extremely accelerationist voice]: i couldn't be more gleeful that your potemkin village "boring" life is on fire :drac:

donald trump's america

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

boethius posted:

Chris 'Ludacris' Bridges would have won

Han woulda won against DK :qq:

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


morning trump thread

don't drop acid the day before a flight, you will probably miss it

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

boethius posted:

Chris 'Ludacris' Bridges would have won

did they ever solve the glaring plot hole of a ludacris song being in a movie featuring ludacris as an actor in that movie

like in the ff films who sings that song

and/or who is that guy??

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://twitter.com/adamserwer/status/864493090152865792

https://twitter.com/adamserwer/status/864493308843884544

you don't say...

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Pollyanna posted:

morning trump thread

don't drop acid the day before a flight, you will probably miss it

doing it on the flight is also a bad time you wont want to have

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Lastgirl posted:

Han woulda won against DK :qq:

gently caress. I want Han as our President.

Donald "Drift King" Trump

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Fidel Castronaut posted:

"I don't have a political party, I've got family."

-President-Elect Dominic Toretto

(he's going to run as his character)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5t-CmCwhZo

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

crazy cloud posted:

this is the whitest bougiest poo poo imaginable

boring is good boring is good I repeat as unspeakable horrors are visited on poc and lgbt, because it's still calm in my exurb and when I go to whole foods there's plenty of parking space

extremely accelerationist voice]: i couldn't be more gleeful that your potemkin village "boring" life is on fire :drac:

donald trump's america

fight club, the matrix, and a bunch of other films ultimately hinge on boring being bad

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Addamere posted:

did they ever solve the glaring plot hole of a ludacris song being in a movie featuring ludacris as an actor in that movie

like in the ff films who sings that song

and/or who is that guy??

i don't think the song 2 fast 2 furious is diegetically in the film 2 fast 2 furious.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Addamere posted:

did they ever solve the glaring plot hole of a ludacris song being in a movie featuring ludacris as an actor in that movie

like in the ff films who sings that song

and/or who is that guy??

he had a rap career between films, but sweet drifts were his true passion

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


CAROL posted:

doing it on the flight is also a bad time you wont want to have

I was worried that I'd still be tripping by the time I was on the plane, thankfully not

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i attempted to create a cookie today but it did not turn out well. how has your day/night been friends

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



haha lmao

Serf
May 5, 2011


Addamere posted:

you make an excellent counterpoint to people who say she does not go far enough

tiny bad brain: republicans are fine

slightly bigger dull brain: both parties are bad

bigger brain with some lights on it: democrats are fine

earth brain: democrats are bad

star brain: socialism is cool

cosmic brain: comrade

u gotta progress from one brain to the next, but u need each step or u can't go further

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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

please unpack this for me

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