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Just remember, she "doesn't care about the ring, you're the one she loves" exactly as much as "you don't care how big her boobs are, she's the one you love" for any given relationship.
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powerful sex moves posted:How 'bout don't marry the kind of woman who demands an expensive ring? Solved it
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May 16, 2017 18:16
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don't marry women who want things, power move 
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May 16, 2017 18:16
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y'gotta... y'gotta find a woman with, like, noooooooooooooooooooooo expectations
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May 16, 2017 18:17
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don't marry women, trump card
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May 16, 2017 18:17
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Pick posted:don't marry women who want things, power move Shouldn't have wanted Hugh's love and approval, it seems.
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May 16, 2017 18:17
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:It's just a prank, bruh!
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May 16, 2017 18:21
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Pick posted:don't marry women who want things, power move Expensive jewelry is stupid. Sorry.
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May 16, 2017 18:23
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"don't tell me what I should do with my ring" ~ goatman This works on at least three levels. Go on. Think about the goatman.
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May 16, 2017 18:24
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powerful sex moves posted:Expensive jewelry is stupid. Sorry. I actually agree and I don't like to wear jewelry, but it's pretty grog to act deliberately obtuse about material symbols of status.
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May 16, 2017 18:26
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May 16, 2017 18:29
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ArbitraryC posted:I don't really get what happened. So timeline is wife and husband walk back to their hotel and go to bed, then sometime 3 hours later BIL burst into their room and somehow convinces the still drunk husband that the wife presumably right next to him is missing? And she didn't hear anything? They had a hotel, but husband and his brother got way too drunk so the wife left to go sleep at home instead of staying with them
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May 16, 2017 18:30
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Look at this fuckin dork I [19M] still feel really scared around my girlfriend quote:I guess I'm pretty shy and don't have good self-esteem. This is my first girlfriend and she asked me out and kissed me and held my hand. I like her a lot, but she makes me so nervous. Like when she calls, sometimes I feel scared to talk to her. And when we go out on dates she always puts on makeup and wears nice clothes and she looks so pretty that I'm scared to look at her. And she sometimes asks me to help her with her homework and sometimes she wraps her arms around my stomach and hugs me while I'm helping her and it always makes me feel so scared, especially when she says things like I'm her hero or that I'm smart. I don't know what to do. I've been dating her for 5 months, but she still makes me so scared. And there are times I really want her to hold my hand or give me kisses, but I feel too scared to ask. It's hard for me to not think of her as god. I was always too scared to really talk to girls, but she got me to talk and she asked me out and held me and kissed me and everything. I even gave my virginity to her. I just feel so stupid for being scared around her. How can I not be scared around her?
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May 16, 2017 18:32
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I Was The Fury posted:Look at this fuckin dork There's nothing you can do. You are a lifetime weenie and you will blow it.
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May 16, 2017 18:33
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Pick posted:don't marry women who want things, power move Runawaytrampgutterslutsmingle.com 
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May 16, 2017 18:35
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hahaa yikes. one time I was so nervous on a date in the 9th grade that when we were making out in his car i kept rubbing his back up and down too hard until he had to politely ask me to stop.
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May 16, 2017 18:35
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I Was The Fury posted:Look at this fuckin dork 19 years old, rip
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May 16, 2017 18:36
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Makes u thnik My boyfriend wants to start wearing a tinfoil hat... quote:I'm a 20 year old female. My 24 year old boyfriend of 2 years has an engineering degree and is relatively logical. Recently, however, he has been talking about faraday's cage and wanting to wear a tinfoil hat. He got some tinfoil and made a hat out of it, and I jokingly snatched it off, thinking he was just kidding. He wasn't.
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May 16, 2017 18:37
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I Was The Fury posted:Look at this fuckin dork Your loving it up and everybody knows it. All the other men in the world smell your weakness and chum in the waters. She is literally only continuing to date you to find another, better man and all the women in the world nod in silent agreement because you are blowing it.
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May 16, 2017 18:38
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Pick posted:Just remember, she "doesn't care about the ring, you're the one she loves" exactly as much as "you don't care how big her boobs are, she's the one you love" for any given relationship. So the most important thing is that her stone needs to be bigger than mine? Got it.
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May 16, 2017 18:41
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I Was The Fury posted:Look at this fuckin dork Awn, it's young BubblyBlubber. Don't worry buddy, you'll meet waaaaaaay scarier women in the coming years. Upside is you like angry ladies, downside is you might get stabbed. My roommate [27M] has been secretly meeting with his ex [25F], who stabbed him a few months ago. Non-Romantic quote:21 points 11 comments submitted 1 month ago by Waterparkthrowaway to r/relationships Ahh, young love
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May 16, 2017 18:49
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Men who don't make their own rings are fuckin. . . There are no words. No. Words. "Untermensch" doesn't even come close. Get the hell ooooofffffff my planet if you don't have the scrotal fortitude to gently caress raw ore out of a mineshaft you hosed into a mountain. My many wives all wear rings made of silver and willow-wood I harvested from Rivendell, by loving a tree.
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May 16, 2017 18:51
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Barudak posted:Your loving it up and everybody knows it. All the other men in the world smell your weakness and chum in the waters. She is literally only continuing to date you to find another, better man and all the women in the world nod in silent agreement because you are blowing it. So true. Everyone knows and is talking about it.
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May 16, 2017 18:53
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Bubblyblubber posted:My roommate [27M] has been secretly meeting with his ex [25F], who stabbed him a few months ago. Non-Romantic Hold up, youre married but dont live with your wife and instead live with an unstable roomate?
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May 16, 2017 18:57
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Barudak posted:Your loving it up and everybody knows it. All the other men in the world smell your weakness and chum in the waters. She is literally only continuing to date you to find another, better man and all the women in the world nod in silent agreement because you are blowing it. she's only with him until she can berth ell pup in front of him
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May 16, 2017 18:57
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Pick posted:3 months' salary, supposedly. I fail to see how spending five figures on a rock instead of say, putting it into my 403b so we can retire super early makes me a terrible person. Guess I've got the burgers.
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May 16, 2017 18:58
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Barudak posted:Hold up, youre married but dont live with your wife and instead live with an unstable roomate? Nah, the wife lives with him too.
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May 16, 2017 18:58
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29F/45M, first line: So me and my husband have been married about a year, we got married kind of fast around a month after meeting. At first he was great, he would say things kinda racist, but I thought it was cute at first.
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May 16, 2017 19:00
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maskenfreiheit posted:I fail to see how spending five figures on a rock instead of say, putting it into my 403b so we can retire super early makes me a terrible person. Guess I've got the burgers. If you view marriage as a business, with only a small initial investment you can add a literal lifetime of earning potential and assets to your name. The problem is the woman in question has a negative income flow, debt, and no assets so the proper ring for her is a piece of paper and a pen to file for bankruptcy.
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May 16, 2017 19:00
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Chill Nazi Frog posted:You know what happens when you desTROY? a VALUABLE and SENTIMENTAL POSTER? I appreciated this post but sadly will now have to hit you with the pop up powerbomb
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fruit on the bottom posted:So the most important thing is that her stone needs to be bigger than mine? Got it. it's true i saw it in a documentary about penguins, and as the nietzsche i read because i am very smart showed, people are animals
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May 16, 2017 19:03
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maskenfreiheit posted:I fail to see how spending five figures on a rock instead of say, putting it into my 403b so we can retire super early makes me a terrible person. Guess I've got the burgers. joking aside, I agree with you, although then what you do is you play for class and get a simple gold band for both so you can disguise it as a statement of integrity instead of being a cheapass
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May 16, 2017 19:04
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:29F/45M, first line: Im trying to guess the cute racism but literally the best I can do is a heart wrenching rendition of Moon River but retitled "Moon Cricket" and Im pretty sure thats not it.
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May 16, 2017 19:04
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:Men who don't make their own rings are fuckin. . . There are no words. No. Words. "Untermensch" doesn't even come close. Get the hell ooooofffffff my planet if you don't have the scrotal fortitude to gently caress raw ore out of a mineshaft you hosed into a mountain. My many wives all wear rings made of silver and willow-wood I harvested from Rivendell, by loving a tree. My friend's wife learned 2 metalwork and made his wedding ring.
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May 16, 2017 19:08
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Fullhouse posted:They had a hotel, but husband and his brother got way too drunk so the wife left to go sleep at home instead of staying with them She says they went to the hotel together and that the BIL burst into the hotel room at 1 am screaming, husband also apparently had cops called on him in the hotel. I just wanna know where the wife was for all of this, doesn't make any sense.
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May 16, 2017 19:09
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Pick posted:joking aside, I agree with you, although then what you do is you play for class and get a simple gold band for both so you can disguise it as a statement of integrity instead of being a cheapass Oh, I would definitely get a ring. Maybe go with birthstones, maybe a band. I'd probably do a crazy thing and chat with her about what she'd like rather than guess and end up in some Larry David style snafu But yeah, I've never met a couple who skipped both the wedding and didn't get rings where it didn't end in divorce or angrily waiting for the kids to go to college. so they can divorce
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May 16, 2017 19:13
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My (24M) Tenant Matt (26M) has pushed me to the limits of friendship after I caught him 'sniffing' (?) Me.quote:Throwaway because although I've never seen him use Reddit, I am scared.
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new phone who dis posted:Two Tone Malone LMFAO. It's like an oldtimey boxer name. Can't wait to see Two Tone Malone up against Dempsey.
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maskenfreiheit posted:Oh, I would definitely get a ring. Maybe go with birthstones, maybe a band. I'd probably do a crazy thing and chat with her about it. nah you don't do birthstones, that's obvs cheaping out. you pretend you're "above" it. it's all in the branding, dude.
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Matt is living rent free to make you exercise while getting chicks you cant pull with you as his wingman and he isnt a genius? Get this guy VC money to buttsniff people to determine their health and call it Dogtr.
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