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minato posted:Shameful that the headline wasn't "Couple dies after auto-erotic asphyxiation" and it's a homerun!
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syscall girl posted:And metal is inherently trash.
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RyokoTK posted:I didn't say that you couldn't sincerely enjoy metal, just that you need a certain amount of self-awareness. It's okay to like dumb things like metal and video games. vOv Metal is the anime of music. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/12/us/lee-baca-los-angeles-county-sheriff-sentenced-prison.html?_r=0 Crooked former LA County sheriff gets sentenced to 3 years prison.
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More like Lee Baka!
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RyokoTK posted:ding ding ding seems as good a place as any to bring back NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP DAD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qnM14VRu6U
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Bullyfreude. http://i.imgur.com/edBabFl.gifv
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Gorilla Salad posted:Bullyfreude. Haha, I always love these.
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Bullies seem to never understand that just because someone has no desire to fight doesn't mean they aren't stronger than you. I mean, I can tell just from looking at those two kids that the bully is a weak string bean and the kid getting bullied actually has some weight to him and looks pretty fit. Oh hey, I'm an inch taller than the guy and he doesn't want to fight me, no way this can go wrong!
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:That's why you should always have a few cable ties stashed somewhere in your own car, it makes the trolley trick a lot more effective If you're going to go this route and it's a particularly egregious example, might as well go whole hog and get stainless steel zip ties. I used these to secure some lockers before they could be claimed, and let me tell you, these things are great. You know what, consider this a PSA for SS zip ties. These are super handy to have around the house and I think more people should know about them.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Bullyfreude. This kills the bully's self esteem
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Basebf555 posted:Bullies seem to never understand that just because someone has no desire to fight doesn't mean they aren't stronger than you. I mean, I can tell just from looking at those two kids that the bully is a weak string bean and the kid getting bullied actually has some weight to him and looks pretty fit. Oh hey, I'm an inch taller than the guy and he doesn't want to fight me, no way this can go wrong! Yeah my first thought when I saw the kid being picked on was 'he looks like hes on the wrestling team'
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Target Practice posted:If you're going to go this route and it's a particularly egregious example, might as well go whole hog and get stainless steel zip ties. I used these to secure some lockers before they could be claimed, and let me tell you, these things are great. Consider this a PSA from your local welder lady: Dont gently caress around with zip ties, plastic or stainless steel. Just keep an acetylene turbo torch and some brazing rods in your trunk. Nothing shows a lovely parker whats what like an inch of bronze in and around their door handles.
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Consider this a PSA from your local welder lady: Good to know. Zip ties are already extremely scary though
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syscall girl posted:Good to know. Arrested too many times?
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Iron Crowned posted:Arrested too many times? 
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Elizabethan Error posted:they thirst for blood Just don't clip the tails, problem solved
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Criminal Sciences students get pepper sprayed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfzUSK_ombA
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Consider this a PSA from your local welder lady: This is why I daily drive a cement truck. http://i.imgur.com/7eTP4iN.gifv FogHelmut has a new favorite as of 19:29 on May 16, 2017 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Arrested too many times? yes but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waqvCOSwGdg zip ties are a thing that any citizen soldier or rent-a-cop can carry, they're portable as gently caress, they will get through any metal detectors the way old school handcuffs don't and there are literal dead girls wearing them right now after someone got bored so yeah that's a little tech that is nastier than it looks on first glance
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just look at riot police they have enough zip ties on their belt to secure everyone for a reason
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FogHelmut posted:This is why I daily drive a cement truck. Hello, friend. We should party.
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Target Practice posted:If you're going to go this route and it's a particularly egregious example, might as well go whole hog and get stainless steel zip ties. I used these to secure some lockers before they could be claimed, and let me tell you, these things are great. But how do you remove them? Oh, nevermind, the page you linked explains it.  Note: do not google "hardcore dykes" at work.
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Target Practice posted:If you're going to go this route and it's a particularly egregious example, might as well go whole hog and get stainless steel zip ties. I used these to secure some lockers before they could be claimed, and let me tell you, these things are great. Holy poo poo those are cheap. Thanks!
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C.M. Kruger posted:Criminal Sciences students get pepper sprayed. That looks like it sucks
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C.M. Kruger posted:Criminal Sciences students get pepper sprayed. Do NOT read the comments if you have any faith in humanity left
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Facebook Aunt posted:But how do you remove them? Oh, nevermind, the page you linked explains it. Traditional hardened steel handcuffs come off real easy too. If you have the foresight to pocket the generic key they all use.
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Pussy Quipped posted:That looks like it sucks Yeah man that's like, the entire point of it.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Bullyfreude. Jesus, look at the neck on that smaller kid. Don't gently caress with a dude with a neck like that!
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C.M. Kruger posted:Criminal Sciences students get pepper sprayed. This is the good poo poo right here. Why did they... I guess its a course requirement? That seems kinda illegal. I can see making police get sprayed in order to have a sprayer, but students? Lol whatever. Most of em are hanging in there but those girls on the right end are LOSING IT and making it worse for everybody.
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Pingiivi posted:Babymetal owns. I love how they dress up as sexy kids.
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https://patch.com/new-jersey/montclair/frelinghuysen-facing-probe-after-allegedly-targeting-activist-her-job The fact that this shitbag is my Congressman makes the schad that much sweeter.
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syscall girl posted:Traditional hardened steel handcuffs come off real easy too. If you have the foresight to pocket the generic key they all use. Always be prepared. https://tihk.co/
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AzureSkys posted:I can't find a video, but Devin Townsend's music mix that plays prior to his metal genre shows includes We Like to Party and Barbie Girl. The groans are hilarious, especially if the crowd is there for another act and don't know Devin's persona. Devy is both cool and good. His first album, Punky Bruster, still holds up and is fantastic.
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Atticus_1354 posted:Always be prepared. Literally any object thin and rigid enough to act as a shim is a potential solution.
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RyokoTK posted:ding ding ding This is why Dethklok is the greatest metal band in existence. Being fictional, they are incapable of taking themselves too seriously. ElGroucho posted:Jesus, look at the neck on that smaller kid. Don't gently caress with a dude with a neck like that! Neck bigger than his head or cauliflower ears is like the fluoro colours on the back of a tree frog.
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Real schadenfreude is goons acting tough like they are going to do anything to a strangers car. Or even go outside really.
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There was an ep of red green where he hooked up an arc welder to his van so if you dinged it with your door it would weld them together
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http://i.imgur.com/2GopSmG.gifv Check out my sick burnout guys
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