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Like I cannot imagine a scenario where Don at a Saudi party does not accidentally blaspheme at least once every two minutes of small talk. Edit: Small Balls
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TildeATH posted:Funny you should ask. this would be the funniest possible outcome because it would be the biggest propaganda whiplash since everyone found out hitler was just the worst
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Flavius Belisarius posted:My biggest problem has always been that I find all the career paths that would actually make me money either extremely boring or distasteful, and I really wish I was wired differently. 
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Iron Crowned posted:I wish professional strip club reviewer was a real job It almost certainly is, you just might not be in the right area
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your audience would mostly be guys too chicken to go to a strip club  or people who only go to them with coworkers and don't understand wtf how its socially acceptable to go to a strip club with coworkers
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Fullhouse posted:and in ways that don't matter in 99% of tech jobs, which is the only reason most people bother studying CS let me tell you how many times I've used calculus in my engineering jobs
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Fidel Castronaut posted:i had a friend whose roommate wrote reviews for sex toys professionally. walked into their house one day and there was one of those bouncy balls that you sit on with a dildo sticking out of it. just sitting in the living room. he was weird as poo poo tho, which is probably to be expected. he must have had impeccable balance, and also a stick'd ball up his rear end for long periods of time
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euphronius posted:is trump allowed in Mecca grab em by the kaaba. you can do anything if you're the potus
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Chris James 2 posted:It almost certainly is, you just might not be in the right area Ohio certainly is not a hot bed for naked lady bars
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Cephalocidal posted:Like I cannot imagine a scenario where Don at a Saudi party does not accidentally blaspheme at least once every two minutes of small talk. 
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Fidel Castronaut posted:i had a friend whose roommate wrote reviews for sex toys professionally. walked into their house one day and there was one of those bouncy balls that you sit on with a dildo sticking out of it. just sitting in the living room. he was weird as poo poo tho, which is probably to be expected. the best jobs are where you get paid to do what you love
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The mystery deepens who is the sinister villain who is making Donald Trump look like a stupid bitch?
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if i could i'd go back in time and tell myself to get a useful degree instead
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Does Yelp have stripclubs?Yinlock posted:he must have add impeccable balance, and also a stick'd ball up his rear end for long periods of time I was never around for it but my friend said he and his partner were extremely loud so I would assume all sorts of things were inserted in all sorts of other things.
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May 16, 2017 20:22
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it's insanely awesome that literally any poster itt would be a better president than trump
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so did trump singlehandedly ruin the us's relationship with israel in a day how will his supporters, who have probably never met an actual jewish person in their lives but love israel, spin this
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The giant child that is our president would absolutely convert to islam just so he can throw rocks in public.
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Yinlock posted:The mystery deepends the dude with the bubble head in spider-man, mysterio
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I am definitely sure that the alienation caused by wishing I was different to fit into something I don't want to only reinforces the cycle. btw I should point out I do have a big boy job, I just wish it paid a bit more so I didn't have to worry about this and that all the time
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next week's headline: Ivanka is afraid to let Trump alone with scissors
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Cephalocidal posted:Like I cannot imagine a scenario where Don at a Saudi party does not accidentally blaspheme at least once every two minutes of small talk. Edit: Small Balls "Hey, check out the soles on these shoes. These are fabulous shoes, the best you can buy in America, look at how great these shoes are." *removes shoes, presses soles of them into face of Saudi royalty*
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Dolash posted:
I've heard a lot from people with minors in philosophy how they can sell it as critical thinking skills and get a job based off them selling themselves as someone who can self correct and avoid ruts out of habit.
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Fidel Castronaut posted:Does Yelp have stripclubs? i'm not judging well i'm judging kind of on the dildo ball, but besides that
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Fidel Castronaut posted:Does Yelp have stripclubs?
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paranoid randroid posted:5/18 - okay fine, yes, rats, not cats. 5/19 - accusations of trafficking immigrants with the mouse of Minsk are false as being reported
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sorry melania but i'm splitting us up *transforms into amoeba and undergoes cell division*
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Flavius Belisarius posted:I am definitely sure that the alienation caused by wishing I was different to fit into something I don't want to only reinforces the cycle. I wish I could write full time  but here I am, wasting valuable hours I could devote to my craft and straining to churn out one novel a year because lol money
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triple sulk posted:so did trump singlehandedly ruin the us's relationship with israel in a day they dont care about jews. they care about jerusalem.
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haljordan posted:Was benghazi considered the biggest scandal of Obama's presidency? tan suit
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Trump: As they say in the Quran - Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho
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Bad comparison, Homer almost always means well
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skaboomizzy posted:"Hey, check out the soles on these shoes. These are fabulous shoes, the best you can buy in America, look at how great these shoes are." *removes shoes, presses soles of them into face of Saudi royalty* come check out this drawing i made in the dirt of mohammed, its hard to see after i poo poo in it but you can kinda make out the outline
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Cephalocidal posted:Like I cannot imagine a scenario where Don at a Saudi party does not accidentally blaspheme at least once every two minutes of small talk. Edit: Small Balls And this would be fine because they're all corrupt as gently caress except it's HIM so there's going to be a Russian mole somewhere in the room recording everything.
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Dolash posted:I'm one of the dopes who likes working on the more theory/academic side of computer science and robotics, so my coding skills are a joke and my repositories are a horror show. Good thing I like teaching introductory programming courses and publishing! I've always wondered how useful knowledge of logic in the philosophy domain translates to math and CS?
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Fidel Castronaut posted:i mean, in large part, a degree is a class badge that tells people, regardless of major, that "i am a person who is in the middle class" so you can enter into middle class spaces freely and middle class people will be comfortable with you because you can say "oh, i did my undergrad at ____" at some boring dinner party. and, in fact, humanities degrees trend from wealthier families because they know they are going to have a job no matter what so they don't have to find a major that maps to a specific vocation. sounds like a pretty loving dumb reason to incur five digits of personal debt to me
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Fidel Castronaut posted:i mean, in large part, a degree is a class badge that tells people, regardless of major, that "i am a person who is in the middle class" so you can enter into middle class spaces freely and middle class people will be comfortable with you because you can say "oh, i did my undergrad at ____" at some boring dinner party. and, in fact, humanities degrees trend from wealthier families because they know they are going to have a job no matter what so they don't have to find a major that maps to a specific vocation. aren't you still in college? lol
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That DICK! posted:lmao sorry. a fat white cripple my self i mixed him up. also all rich old fat ghouls look the same to me. lorn Wayne posted:sorry melania but i'm splitting us up nah, he is just ego the living planet. so i guess that makes barron star-lord.
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:it's insanely awesome that literally any poster itt would be a better president than trump ahem
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