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I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
I can't wait to hear Comey testify. There has to be so, so much more than what is coming out piecemeal.

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Mean Baby
May 28, 2005


x10

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

JESUS CHRIST NYT KILLING SPREEEEEE

They gotta race the loving WaPo, they can't let 'em go 2/2 for taking down presidents.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


I'm glad I long ago stopped asking "how can it get worse?"

now I'm asking "how will it get worse?"

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Solarin posted:

this is literally his strategy for controlling the media. Spray to much poo poo in to many directions all at one time

even I don't think at this point don't think there is a plan.

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008

Solarin posted:

this is literally his strategy for controlling the media. Spray to much poo poo in to many directions all at one time

lol at the idea that Trump has a strategy

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Bethamphetamine posted:

Donald Trump has said that when he looks in the mirror he sees the reflection of a 35 year old man.

that mans seen some hard livin in those 35 years

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



hahaha of course


you come at the Comey, you best not miss

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


i was just thinking, "hmmm i wonder how soon the next bombshell story will drop"

welp

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

this needs to be used more

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Oh boy

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004


lol comey left fuckin' time bombs for if he ever got fired

a constant supply of lols

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I was hoping for Fireside Rambles

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


lol trump is so dumb. a big dumb dumb dummy dumbo

it's impressive how dumb he is

Baloogan posted:

I don't understand how trump can keep topping himself.

Comey firing then just literally give secrets to russians in the oval office. Like, if this happened in a movie I'd be like, no loving way. Sloppy writing!

truth is stranger than fiction, my sombrero'd nihilism duck comrade

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

thank jesus for lord president trump

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
this is like that BSG movie The Plan where this plan they had hyped up for years nope no plan just a bunch of fuckups

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
wapo and the nytimes are just taking turns at this point :unsmigghh:

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
we have a paper trail!

https://twitter.com/kfile/status/864593024638210048

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Shageletic posted:

Dark Trump? I thought you would have to beat the game once to get him.

yeah but it's like drakengard, each ending is an alternate timeline

dark trump is awarded when you get ending a, the one where the world ends in nuclear fire within the first hundred days, and he's an essential part of getting to the later endings

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

lmao

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

When will we hit peak trump

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hello thread, 2k posts what news of trump

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJbmB9k2Y88

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Comey is going to leak the entire paper trail the beautiful son of a bitch

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/16/us/politics/james-comey-trump-flynn-russia-investigation.html

:catstare:

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

quote:

Mr. Comey wrote the memo detailing his conversation with the president immediately after the meeting, which took place the day after Mr. Flynn resigned, according to two people who read the memo. The memo was part of a paper trail Mr. Comey created documenting what he perceived as the president’s improper efforts to influence an ongoing investigation. An F.B.I. agent’s contemporaneous notes are widely held up in court as credible evidence of conversations.

Mr. Comey shared the existence of the memo with senior F.B.I. officials and close associates. The New York Times has not viewed a copy of the memo, which is unclassified, but one of Mr. Comey’s associates read parts of the memo to a Times reporter.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Solarin posted:

this is literally his strategy for controlling the media. Spray to much poo poo in to many directions all at one time

trump doesn't wake up in the morning and CHOOSE to be a lumpy poo poo volcano; that's just the way he is

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


quote:

Alone in the Oval Office, Mr. Trump began the discussion by condemning leaks to the news media, saying that Mr. Comey should consider putting reporters in prison for publishing classified information, according to one of Mr. Comey’s associates.

:whitewater:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




yes...ha ha ha....YES

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I want a loving camera on Trump the moment someone says "paper trail" in his presence

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Bethamphetamine posted:

Donald Trump has said that when he looks in the mirror he sees the reflection of a 35 year old man.

turns out that isn't a turn of phrase, he's just so far into dementia that he literally thinks he is in his 30s

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

lol trump is gonna see that and ask why it isn't a map of the counties he won

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






haljordan posted:

Man, what will today's huge embarrassing fuckup be

lmao

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
On My god Trump it's too much winning.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


trumpttrumpttrumtp[tutrmptormpttimptromptrumptro,mpttruimptruimp!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Schnorkles posted:

Comey is going to leak the entire paper trail the beautiful son of a bitch

I really wanna know who in Trump's white house looked at how much damage Comey did to Hillary and said 'You know we should piss this guy off as much as humanly possible.'

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


ex post facho posted:

i never assumed that anyone with enough time to be on top of perpetually breaking news would also have a job and be able to shitpost constantly in this thread

lol if you aren't getting paid to shitpost

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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Baloogan posted:

this is like that BSG movie The Plan where this plan they had hyped up for years nope no plan just a bunch of fuckups

uhm actually the plan was to just have a bunch of naked boomers duh

you get to decide whether i mean raptor pilot valerie or old white dudes

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