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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/morningmoneyben/status/864599394141786112

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

can thread title be "dumbest, fattest, oldest"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



skaboomizzy posted:

guys

you guys

don't forget Trump has a trip to Israel this week after his staff told them the Western Wall is part of the West Bank AND he burned Mossad assets to get an attaboy from Russia

and then he's planning on a speech about Islam in Saudi Arabia

I may never sleep again

Also that the trip may be cancelled because he just burned a Mossad agent, likely resulting in at least 1 death

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

alas it'll just loop around to anti-mattering

as soon as something starts to matter, everything will start to matter. Which means nothing matters. OR something I dunno.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



So I guess the conversation will eventually turn to "who in the Trump admin isn't going to rot in prison" and not stay "lol nothing matters" at some point right

There's gotta be some path that leads there right

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://twitter.com/mateagold/status/864593695840116736

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

2-6 PM every day is the leaking hour

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

NecroMonster posted:

he'll be safely in russia by then lmbo

In so far as it's possible to be safe in Russia, perhaps.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
https://twitter.com/DavidJollyFL/status/864596564580470784

Rea
Apr 5, 2011

Komi-san won.
I would like to point out, at this time, that on the RCP average Trump approval, Trump is currently just 0.8% above his lowest approval rating, and has broken his record for highest disapproval for 5 days in a row

LiterallyTheWurst
Feb 5, 2015

Sendik's Original
I doubt the GOP will move to impeach, but I can't wait to see representatives and senators get smacked around at town halls

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
Looks like the NH GOP will push through even stricter voting laws before the end of the month.

See you in the long lines goons.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The NYT gets a tad of cred back for the Israel revelation, but I wonder where Comey will take his juicy stuff to?

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

where's the one with scary face lady front and center

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Yinlock posted:

i didn't know there was another angle on this classic picture

scared baby still hilarious

that's the one her husband took

i was thinkin it might've just been unflattering but no she got them dead churchlady eyes

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

kaleedity posted:

So I guess the conversation will eventually turn to "who in the Trump admin isn't going to rot in prison" and not stay "lol nothing matters" at some point right

There's gotta be some path that leads there right

the Mattering is a very slow burn and we may very well all be dead by then

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

skaboomizzy posted:

guys

you guys

don't forget Trump has a trip to Israel this week after his staff told them the Western Wall is part of the West Bank AND he burned Mossad assets to get an attaboy from Russia

and then he's planning on a speech about Islam in Saudi Arabia

I may never sleep again

lol if you aint gonna pass out drunk again over trump again

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

triple sulk posted:

holy poo poo, what is going on

obstruction of justice.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Today was a good day.

Come on Trump and Tweet already about this

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Karl Barks posted:

can thread title be "dumbest, fattest, oldest"

He is not yet the fattest, but if/when he tops Taft I'll be happy to change it.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

He was overheard saying, "COMIE DON'T PLAY THAT."

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Captain_Maclaine posted:

He is not yet the fattest, but if/when he tops Taft I'll be happy to change it.

semantics cmon

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


i hope this finishes soon, i really want to get to the hl2 run

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Nonsense posted:

The NYT gets a tad of cred back for the Israel revelation, but I wonder where Comey will take his juicy stuff to?

oh poo poo is that what i missed today?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Trump could of course pardon all his staff for any wrong doing but you know he's way too much of a spiteful rear end in a top hat to ever do that

big business man
Sep 30, 2012


inshallah

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



LiterallyTheWurst posted:

I doubt the GOP will move to impeach, but I can't wait to see representatives and senators get smacked around at town halls

They're already getting assaulted and run off the road lol

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

Trump could of course pardon all his staff for any wrong doing but you know he's way too much of a spiteful rear end in a top hat to ever do that

hahaah

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

lol if you aint gonna pass out drunk again over trump again

I don't really consider that "sleep", more a necessary retreat to The Void

and i must meme
Jan 15, 2017

Baloogan posted:

as soon as something starts to matter, everything will start to matter. Which means nothing matters. OR something I dunno.

i always thought the actual time of nothing mattering was up until recently

trump was like 40 years of mattering all at once catching up with us

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

that's the one her husband took

i was thinkin it might've just been unflattering but no she got them dead churchlady eyes



baby still looks vaguely worried

can we rescue white suburban baby before it's too late

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

Joementum posted:

Trump could of course pardon all his staff for any wrong doing but you know he's way too much of a spiteful rear end in a top hat to ever do that

he probably doesnt know that he has this ability tbqh

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

wont it be fun when we get to wonder the race of the latest spree shooter until trumps next tweet

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




ex post facho posted:

i'm starting a Trump Thread Select Senate Committee on Investigating the Unusual Shape of Roger Stone and Trey Gowdy's Heads

founding committee members:

- ex post facho (chair)
- squizzle
- paranoid randroid
- schnorkles
- baloogan - currently under investigation for ties to Russia
- tight booty shorts
- epic high five
- lastgirl
- turdfuzz
- joementum

Our first step will be to investigate the lineage of these specimens to determine exactly how the REDACTED species managed to REDACTED with human hosts, leading to the "births" of M. Stone and M. Gowdy.

im engorged w love of public service

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Epic High Five posted:

They're already getting assaulted and run off the road lol

They all find this "troubling if true."

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




goddamnit stop reporting on this poo poo the NRA is going to go full white nationalist AGAIN and make gun ownership even more "rights for whites"

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

None of these loving morons seem to realize that if even one of these stories that gets such hype ends up being 100% fabricated that the reporter and arguably the outlet are probably dead in terms of credibility (maybe the times could survive but the reporter would never work again)

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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHrod2skYPo

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