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I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Heaven Spacey posted:

Civil War II would basically be coastal states versus the deep south and midwest and the population and economic advantage there is even more hilariously disproportionate than the advantage the Union had over the Confederacy in Civil War I.

We deserve whatever may come.

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Jazerus posted:

jeb! is ready


Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


:gizz:

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

trump is gonna come back from this overseas trip and all the white house locks will be changed

He ain't even going to make it on that trip because he got uninvited.

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

This literally could have been Fox News 10 years ago

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
what is going on

this poo poo is crazy

it's so hot in here

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

:thurman:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Incredible! Cue up any Hitler in the bunker part of a WW2 audiobook and it perfectly syncs up with what you're seeing right now!

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

The curious death of MSNBC is one of my favorite subplots

it feels like the universe is trying to balance some strange alchemical formula and it can't make things equal and it's going crazy

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

now?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


rear end cobra posted:

posting doesnt count??

Nothing productive

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

I mean that is some montage-with-ave-maria-in-the-background poo poo

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
reminder that adelson scootered himself over to yell at mcconnell earlier today

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
NOthInG MaTerRs

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Mirthless posted:

i'm sure there's at least a few republican senators deep in their cups about the possibility that they might be forced to impeach their own president after spending the last six months slavishly defending everything he did

Even as insane as today has been, there's no way this is as deep as the rabbit hole goes. Republican senators know for drat sure there's more and worse waiting in the wings. Would explain why health care was trying to be railroaded so hard, not that it needed to be as Pence will have like 60% approval ratings somehow because this is a trash country that deserves to burn.

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012



I'll uh just leave this here

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

oh please oh please oh please let trump fire sessions before this is all over

somebody, anybody, please fire sessions

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

oh my

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

SpaceGoku posted:

it feels like the universe is trying to balance some strange alchemical formula and it can't make things equal and it's going crazy

Koyaanisqatsi

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Mirthless posted:

i'm sure there's at least a few republican senators deep in their cups about the possibility that they might be forced to impeach their own president after spending the last six months slavishly defending everything he did

'gently caress it we got gorsuch, worth it' then they continue on destroying the gutted american working class

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

AND I REPEAT

https://twitter.com/timkmak/status/864609353227272193

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

SpaceGoku posted:

it feels like the universe is trying to balance some strange alchemical formula and it can't make things equal and it's going crazy

spontaneous political symmetry breaking

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

FAUXTON posted:



Lol Comey roped that fat orange cuck into impeaching he own drat self

A shameful President

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

FAUXTON posted:

I mean that is some montage-with-ave-maria-in-the-background poo poo

i cant believe Jim Comey just went Godfather Part 1 on Donald

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Phi230 posted:

NOthInG MaTerRs

People seem to be forgetting.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Unexpected Raw Anime posted:



I'll uh just leave this here

unelected

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

SpaceGoku posted:

it feels like the universe is trying to balance some strange alchemical formula and it can't make things equal and it's going crazy

they put a right winger in charge of msnbc and he gets paid millions of dollars no matter how low the ratings get, he'll just get a fat parachute in 3 years when everything's in the gutter so im guessing he cares more about his pet agendas than actually generating revenue

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Also still gonna say Chaffetz is running away from Congress so that his eventual entanglement in shady real estate poo poo isn't as damaging.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Solarin posted:

'gently caress it we got gorsuch, worth it' then they continue on destroying the gutted american working class

they still get to nominate more supremes, its not like if trump goes the dems get the presidenicey

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Tiler Kiwi posted:

what is going on

this poo poo is crazy

it's so hot in here

You're going through menopause.

Also the President is going through manopause.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


SpaceGoku posted:

it feels like the universe is trying to balance some strange alchemical formula and it can't make things equal and it's going crazy

monkey paw motherfucker

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

D1E posted:

I want Trump to just come out and and say "I'm the President and I can do anything I want and none of you can stop me".

He pretty much already said that during his campaign.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

We said there was "no interference", not "no retarded attempts to see if you can just schmooze the FBI into doing what you want because you're so cool".

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Can't help but feel that this is the killing stroke on Trump and that it's just a matter of time now before he's out

He has zero credibility left, no one will come work for him, and he keeps on repeatedly incriminating himself

Major charges against him right now: obstruction of justice, leaking top secret classified information, abuse of presidential powers, cover-up
Minor charges: emoluments, nepotism, corruption, taxes

Now we just wait for the prey to bleed out

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Baloogan posted:

they still get to nominate more supremes, its not like if trump goes the dems get the presidenicey

Full parliamentarism now!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zen death robot posted:

if only that were possible

if you search a term and it comes up w a post from this thread it has the title the thread had when it was posted

so every post i guess has some spooky radium metadata w its thread title?????

could you like have a script?? or gig economist???? go thru the database and look at every post in thread id# this thread, check the title field or w/e, and if its not already on the list of thread titles, add it to the list

is that doable?????? not saying that you should do it or want to, but i bet the technical challenge is surmountable

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

In lack of a mattering I will take Jeff Sessions being fired

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
imagine a job with influence over millions of people's political opinions and you are a millionaire literally no matter what you do. i bet anyone here would push for full socialism even if you got fired in a few years

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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


Cuckway

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