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White Coke posted:Mentally. Breaking down mentally. This cannot continue this cannot continue this cannot continue this cannot continue. I MUST BECOME BEAUTIFUL!!!! Oh yeah. The Machines are totally stable mentally.
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apocalypticCritic posted:This cannot continue this cannot continue this cannot continue this cannot continue. At least the machines are human enough to experience the miracle of child birth.
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# ? May 17, 2017 10:16 |
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Fredrik1 posted:At least the machines are human enough to experience the miracle of child birth. Androids can enjoy and . Your move, machifailures.
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# ? May 17, 2017 10:19 |
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The machines have Pascal so we're going to have to call this Machines 1 - 0 Androids.
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# ? May 17, 2017 11:46 |
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Androids have Jackass who is at least as good as Pascal.
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# ? May 17, 2017 12:15 |
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We have Jackass AND 6O
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# ? May 17, 2017 12:53 |
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The machines know how fun it is to wave a flag. And they have a Party Tank.
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# ? May 17, 2017 14:10 |
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I wonder if we'll be Zandatsuing anything in this game. Since this is more a Yoko Taro production than just Platinum being themselves freely.
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# ? May 17, 2017 14:31 |
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RareAcumen posted:I wonder if we'll be Zandatsuing anything in this game. Since this is more a Yoko Taro production than just Platinum being themselves freely. I'd be surprised if any of the machines other than Adam and Eve have spines to tear out. 2B would probably jam her arm inside a stubby and yank out a toaster or something. What do the machines run on, anyway? Are they solar powered, or have they managed to find enough oil for 11,000 years of war? Is there someone who just runs around winding them up with a giant key?
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# ? May 17, 2017 15:30 |
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I've been getting the impression that androids are at least biomechanical. They sleep and eat food and apparently bleed.
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Rainuwastaken posted:What do the machines run on, anyway? Are they solar powered, or have they managed to find enough oil for 11,000 years of war? There is a file or conversation (I forgot which) that addresses the first question.
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# ? May 17, 2017 16:14 |
The androids were created by humans and are similar to humans. The machines were created by aliens that Adam refers to as plant like, so probably solar? Maybe they also need watered daily.
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# ? May 17, 2017 16:23 |
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Would explain why we keep finding slightly rusty bots in the rivers and streams. Doesn't cover the desert dwellers, though. Maybe they were mad with hunger.
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# ? May 17, 2017 16:50 |
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Rainuwastaken posted:I'd be surprised if any of the machines other than Adam and Eve have spines to tear out. 2B would probably jam her arm inside a stubby and yank out a toaster or something. You occasionally find machine cores on the bodies of machines. They seem to be the machines' power plant. Might be fusion based, might be solar. Might be a mix of the two.
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# ? May 17, 2017 17:00 |
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GunnerJ posted:I've been getting the impression that androids are at least biomechanical. They sleep and eat food and apparently bleed. Living tissue over metal endoskeleton.
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Fredrik1 posted:At least the machines are human enough to experience the miracle of child birth. As we saw from 6O androids at least have the capacity to be gay. And really, what is the miracle of child birth compared to the miracle of homoeroticism? RareAcumen posted:I wonder if we'll be Zandatsuing anything in this game. Since this is more a Yoko Taro production than just Platinum being themselves freely. I can recall precisely one zandatsu-esque sequence in the game and it's not for quite a while.
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# ? May 17, 2017 18:07 |
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RareAcumen posted:I wonder if we'll be Zandatsuing anything in this game. Since this is more a Yoko Taro production than just Platinum being themselves freely. That does explain why 2B and 9S perforating Adam with their weapons didn't take. They forgot to remove the spine. Always remove the spine.
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# ? May 17, 2017 18:15 |
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TDI, for jackass's battle data collection quest you link to Birth of a Wish (This cannot continue). I'm pretty sure that it actually uses the generic Birth of a Wish because we left the anti-continue choir behind when we ran away from Adam and Eve the first time.
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# ? May 17, 2017 19:09 |
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Rainuwastaken posted:Is there someone who just runs around winding them up with a giant key? This is my new canon.
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# ? May 17, 2017 19:17 |
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Rainuwastaken posted:Is there someone who just runs around winding them up with a giant key? And, given the sheer number of broken keys we find, are they terrible at it?
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# ? May 17, 2017 19:22 |
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# ? May 17, 2017 19:35 |
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iospace posted:The Missile Boat would be more applicable methinks. Fixed. Also: bought the game, just finished FFXV. Time to get on this crazy train for myself.
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# ? May 17, 2017 20:38 |
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Absolutely beautiful.
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# ? May 17, 2017 21:08 |
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Qrr posted:TDI, for jackass's battle data collection quest you link to Birth of a Wish (This cannot continue). I'm pretty sure that it actually uses the generic Birth of a Wish because we left the anti-continue choir behind when we ran away from Adam and Eve the first time. Nope pretty sure it uses this cannot continue. I remember quirking an eyebrow because it seemed inappropriate.
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# ? May 17, 2017 21:18 |
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apocalypticCritic posted:This cannot continue this cannot continue this cannot continue this cannot continue. I didn't say that the machines are all perfectly sane. And you could be correct that the machines actually are the crazier ones too, we haven't seen as much of them as the androids yet. Of course sanity is relative in a 6,000 year long war(s).
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# ? May 17, 2017 22:53 |
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The machines clearly use AA batteries, just that aliens have found crazy new methods of efficiency - they've found the irritation ratioTM. The more annoying a toy/instrument/murderous machine is, the longer it'll take before the batteries run out and you can tell your kids its broken so you can get rid of it.
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# ? May 18, 2017 01:34 |
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now do one that says "fish drugs"
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# ? May 18, 2017 01:41 |
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I understand why androids made in human shape have emotions like revenge. But... machines built by aliens? Were they trying to understand the power of the mysterious human emotion called "friendship"?
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# ? May 18, 2017 02:02 |
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Glazius posted:I understand why androids made in human shape have emotions like revenge. But... machines built by aliens? Were they trying to understand the power of the mysterious human emotion called "friendship"? All they wanted was to know how babies are made.
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# ? May 18, 2017 02:08 |
It continues to be apparent that the machines have the mentality of children while the androids have the mentality of adolescents.
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# ? May 18, 2017 05:56 |
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Glazius posted:I understand why androids made in human shape have emotions like revenge. But... machines built by aliens? Were they trying to understand the power of the mysterious human emotion called "friendship"? I maintain this is a Watchers experiment gone off the rails.
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# ? May 18, 2017 06:03 |
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Mazed posted:It continues to be apparent that the machines have the mentality of children while the androids have the mentality of adolescents. I mean, we obviously don't see it in game, but I would bet real money that the Bunker is an orgiastic cluster gently caress at least 70% of the time. So definitely adolescent.
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# ? May 18, 2017 06:10 |
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Glazius posted:I understand why androids made in human shape have emotions like revenge. But... machines built by aliens? Were they trying to understand the power of the mysterious human emotion called "friendship"? Murderbots discovering pacifism is of course unremarkable, but murderbots coming up with revenge over the course of thousands of years of murder? That's just crazy talk!
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# ? May 18, 2017 06:14 |
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Mazed posted:It continues to be apparent that the machines have the mentality of children while the androids have the mentality of adolescents. I felt like machines are like child soldiers from birth and androids are like teens who were drafted into it.
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# ? May 18, 2017 06:18 |
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Somewhere amongst all this, R. Daneel Olivaw is just slamming his head against the wall in frustration at how unbelievably incompetent everyone is in the setting.
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# ? May 18, 2017 08:12 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:Somewhere amongst all this, R. Daneel Olivaw is just slamming his head against the wall in frustration at how unbelievably incompetent everyone is in the setting. I'm re-reading those novels right now and I'm still amazed at how well they hold today, considering they were written in the mid-late FIFTIES. Asimov's robots can be both superhuman and childlike in their interactions which is what makes them so believable as not-yet-human machines.
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# ? May 18, 2017 08:30 |
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necroid posted:I'm re-reading those novels right now and I'm still amazed at how well they hold today, considering they were written in the mid-late FIFTIES. Asimov's robots can be both superhuman and childlike in their interactions which is what makes them so believable as not-yet-human machines. The only drawback is that Asimov writes human characters the same way. Dude's great at concepts, not so great at characterization.
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# ? May 18, 2017 08:59 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:The only drawback is that Asimov writes human characters the same way. Dude's great at concepts, not so great at characterization. yep I agree, I'm pretty sure the man was a bit of a sperg.
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# ? May 18, 2017 09:10 |
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Reading Asimov's sex scenes is enough to make one wonder if the man was, in fact, a robot trying to simulate humanity. Thankfully he never learned of tight leather pants and tribal tats.
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# ? May 18, 2017 09:16 |
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He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark. His bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions - on top, doggy, and normal. Exhausted they collapsed onto the recently extended sofa-bed. Then a hell beast ate them. - Garth Marenghi, Slicer.
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