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No Butt Stuff posted:What game will you be in town for? I want to meet any chiefs poster (except parm) I would do this since I guess I am now a defacto chiefs poster
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I bet Parm is actually a delight IRL I just hate his gimmick
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Big Vince is a national treasure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Vvy9w70ao
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May 17, 2017 18:42
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May 17, 2017 18:43
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wanna dance and have some ribs with Big Vince rn
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May 17, 2017 18:43
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Reminder that LaGarrette Blount shoved Todd Hayley to the ground on the sidelines, and went to the team bus to pout with 10min left in a game at TN because he wasn't getting enough carries on a night where Le'Veon Bell went for 200+ yards. It's only a matter of time before he's back on the Patriots for the playoffs
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May 17, 2017 18:44
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Reminder that LaGarrette Blount shoved Todd Hayley to the ground on the sidelines, and went to the team bus to pout with 10min left in a game at TN because he wasn't getting enough carries on a night where Le'Veon Bell went for 200+ yards. He tried to shove him directly into a tackle that was happening on the sideline. I laugh every single time I think of this because it's just so ridiculous.
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May 17, 2017 18:46
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Grittybeard posted:Was this back when Guy Whimper was still there? I think he was completely doomed by his name and nothing could have saved his career. the gif was 2013 so maybe? also, lol at an offensive lineman's name being Guy Whimper
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May 17, 2017 18:50
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Intruder posted:I bet Parm is actually a delight IRL I just hate his gimmick His Alex Smith gimmick was way better to argue with till he got Toxx'd out of it.
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May 17, 2017 18:58
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Gimmick or not, his final 15-paragraph post in TFF was hella dumb
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Eli Wiggum posted:Gimmick or not, his final 15-paragraph post in TFF was hella dumb Gimmicks don't write manifestos imo. Can you imagine LWB or AAC doing similar?
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May 17, 2017 19:04
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So wait what is the current official food for the US? Also fun fact Chicken Tikka Masala is the official dish of Britain. Insert your own English food joke.
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May 17, 2017 19:06
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May 17, 2017 19:07
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Caleb Brantley's assault case got dismissed. Browns officially got a late 1st-2nd round prospect in the 6th. Sup steal of the draft. 
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May 17, 2017 19:08
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Oh god the shirts, the shirts have been printed. I love that they're sold out of both small and 3xl. No middle ground with this fan base.
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May 17, 2017 19:24
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kiimo posted:So wait what is the current official food for the US? BBQ
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kiimo posted:So wait what is the current official food for the US? poo poo. We're all eating it.
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Grittybeard posted:Oh god the shirts, the shirts have been printed. Turn this into Texans colors and I'd buy it immediately.
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Eli Wiggum posted:Gimmick or not, his final 15-paragraph post in TFF was hella dumb What was this? I missed it. MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Gimmicks don't write manifestos imo. Can you imagine LWB or AAC doing similar? No, but I remember Lloyd Christmas.
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pubic works project posted:drat. The Browns got a steal there. Surely this will be the Superbowl linchpin for the Browns.
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May 17, 2017 19:39
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SKULL.GIF posted:What was this? I missed it. Friends, I'm sorry to say but I cannot and will not be watching any more football this season (although I haven't been doing much since the Hill debacle) and I do not think I will be watching any more for a very long time. You see, I've been forcing myself to follow my old sport even after the Chiefs abandoned me. It's mostly due to loyalty and tradition; I like watching the sport after all. I even chose to follow the Jaguars for a season to keep my flagging football interests alive. No affront to them (I still believe a 10-6 season is on the horizon after Gus Bradley was fired! Bortles will be top ten for sure!) but my heart wasn't in it. Even when I do arrive here on this forum and watch football while posting, I cannot keep my righteous anger over the drafting of Tyreek Hill at bay. This may surprise you but your friend Parm has a little bit of a temper sometimes I should have quit the sport the moment Hill was drafted but I held on naively, like a drat fool, hoping the best would happen and that Justice would prevail. All of you who called me out on this were correct. Thank you for your honesty. I will definitely appreciate it. Truly, the NFL has made it clear that it is no longer for me. Every year that goes by, another team falls off the list of respectable teams and another abuser gets signed for mega-bucks. It's hard to keep cheering for such a sport as I get older and older. I always assumed my team would be clear and they would learn the lesson of Jovan Belcher but John Dorsey and Andy Reid forgot that. So did the fans. I'll never forgive people for cheering his name in Arrowhead. I can't abide by it. If I don't make a stand, I'll be justifying anything while football just becomes fouler and fouler. It's enough to have ten evil teams but now there's going to be at least fifteen here before too long. What happens if there's twenty? I'm not standing by to find out. So, this is it: I am officially finishing my posting career in TFF and my football fandom altogether. We've had some good times, my dear friends, but I need to leave for the well-being of my own psyche. Before I go, however, I have some more to say. As the most controversial poster in this forum, I must resolve some hanging issues: 1. My posting was never a gimmick. I have never posted with a gimmick and I never will. I post sincerely and without irony about issues I care quite a bit about and I always have. I might be wrong about some things (and Lord knows I have been) but I always post from the heart. I admit that I have "trolled" some people before so as to create some laughs but I have never ascribed to a gimmick style. In fact, I consider all the desperate posters chasing after me to accuse me of gimmicking to be gimmick posting themselves. Truly disappointing. 2. My evil team's list is real and fair and I respect and admire anyone else who creates their own. It will be different than mine and as long as you can justify it, then it's just as valid. I would ask my friends to always consider a list of teams and players they personally despise on an ethical level as that's the simplest and most basic form of sports fandom. 3. There are certain arguments with regards to my old team that I refused to engage in. One is the fallacy that every team probably has a bad player on it so just stop caring. I would hate to be so cynical. The second involves the biggest Chiefs tragedy of all time: Jovan Belcher. Some dastardly posters tried to troll me using that awful event and I hope they are ashamed of themselves for doing so. I avoided this argument because it was, uh, bad and not much fun to talk about, you know? The answer was always pretty simple and obvious but certain posters engaged in bad faith arguments with attempts to "get" me so I'll handle it now and forever. Scott Pioli handled the Jovan Belcher situation as best he could by giving a moment of silence to the victims of domestic violence and setting up a fund for Belcher's orphan. This is clear and obvious. 4. Alex Smith is still bottom five in the league and that's always been true and I've always been right about it. If you would like to keep in touch with me, please know that I will be on SA still. I'm thinking about seriously getting into the NBA (a much more Just sport) so you might even see me in those threads. My Twitter handle is @lakdifflanchzed (it's an old account named after my first D&D character so lay off ). I'll not be giving off my facebook or my tumblr at this time. In the meantime, I intend to find another thing to channel my hobby energy into. Perhaps a day may come when I begin posting again. A lot of things have to change but I don't think football will be around in any real good state for much longer. It's going to be like NASCAR pretty soon. Goodell will see to that. If I am to return, the following things must happen: 1. Goodell is fired and a new GM willing to punish players and teams for actual misdeeds and not hosed up socks or whatever. Maybe someone who's not a lovely owner shill? 2. Andy Reid, John Dorsey, Tyreek Hill and Alex Smith are no longer in the league in any serious way. 3. Ben Roethlisberger, James Harrison, John Elway, Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, Jameis Winston, Frank Clark, Adrian Peterson, Dorial-Green Beckham, Terrell Suggs, Aqib Talib, TJ Ward, Dan Synder, Jeremy Hill, and probably several others I'm forgetting at the moment must also be removed from the league and from league history. Ray Rice, Josh Brown, Greg Hardy and Perrish Cox need to remain exiled for life. 4. For gently caress's sake take OJ's loving bust out of the hall goddamn it's not that hard to just put the thing in a loving wheelbarrow and just push it out the back and into a ravine Once I am satisfied with the state of the NFL I will perhaps return. It seems unlikely and I doubt even then I'll have the time to care. Time moves on after all and so must I. There are many good posters here and I'll always treasure the memories I have. Rams/Hawks 7-9 bowl? Amazing. Steeler fan meltdowns? Can't forget it. But it's time to leave for me. I wish that take this one thing away from this thread: Always stand up for Justice in whichever way you think you can. Never give in to cynicism and forlorn acceptance. If you truly care about something, then you must care. I have deeply cared for football and will probably do so for a time yet. I wished that it would become the force for change that I knew it could be. I was disappointed but instead of hanging on out of habit, I will move on and find something I can care about guilt-free. If you care as I do, then maybe it's time to stand up for the sport and demand better as I have done for the past however many years. Please feel free to have a discussion about some of the finer points that I've brought up tonight. Evil teams, the fate of football, gently caress Alex Smith. Whatever you guys want. Go for it. Thank you all and Happy Holidays! P.S. Intruder you can keep doing my toxxes if you want but don't feel obligated anymore. I know probating people makes you uncomfortable so I won't ask it of you any more. You're free, Genie.
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Not to argue with an insane person, but I feel like Joe Delaney is the worst tragedy in Chiefs history. Also his twitter name is apparently Never Watch Football and he posts a bunch of anime stuff. He is active. I looked so you don't have to.
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May 17, 2017 19:52
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Hmm, yes. If I squint really hard, i can see how some TFF posters could read that 2000 word earnest screed and still imagine that guy was an artful troll.
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Grittybeard posted:Not to argue with an insane person, but I feel like Joe Delaney is the worst tragedy in Chiefs history. Hmmm. On the one hand I want to agree with you but I think trying to save kids that are drowning and then drowning yourself falls a little on the heroic side and a tragedy is just all-around awful like Belcher. There should be a list of former TFF posters. Gendo, toxic sunset, what's his name the UT fan who was crazy
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May 17, 2017 19:57
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What's weird is Parm used to be a relatively normal poster but then some neurons got knocked loose and he went nuts.
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May 17, 2017 19:58
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Hmm, yes. If I squint really hard, i can see how some TFF posters could read that 2000 word earnest screed and still imagine that guy was an artful troll. Why did he need to mention his Twitter handle was his D and D character...I just would have assumed he thought it was the noise a cartoon dog makes when it sneezes
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kiimo posted:what's his name the UT fan who was crazy Groverat. Teacher and possible pedophile (or at least argued seriously in Sandusky's defense and was always super creepy in recruiting threads--like creepy by recruiting thread standards which takes some doing). We probably should have reported his posts to his school board. SKULL.GIF posted:What's weird is Parm used to be a relatively normal poster but then some neurons got knocked loose and he went nuts. Yeah I kinda liked the Parm that just talked endless poo poo on the Raiders. Then every gimmick/dumb thing just got progressively worse until the end.
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May 17, 2017 20:02
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I feel like I never noticed Parm's posts. The didn't interest me so I always scrolled past them for the most part. Well cyan
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May 17, 2017 20:08
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Ehud posted:I feel like I never noticed Parm's posts. The didn't interest me so I always scrolled past them for the most part. Parm was so annoying
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May 17, 2017 20:11
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I forgot he wanted Alex Smith out of the league.
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May 17, 2017 20:21
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May 17, 2017 20:22
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kiimo posted:Also fun fact Chicken Tikka Masala is the official dish of Britain. Yes, and its fantastic 
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May 17, 2017 20:23
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Why did he need to mention his Twitter handle was his D and D character...I just would have assumed he thought it was the noise a cartoon dog makes when it sneezes Idk, I will be honest and admit, I've never read it beyond skimming bc I am not a masochist
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May 17, 2017 20:24
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Hmm, yes. If I squint really hard, i can see how some TFF posters could read that 2000 word earnest screed and still imagine that guy was an artful troll.
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Idk, I will be honest and admit, I've never read it beyond skimming bc I am not a masochist I skimmed and that part was super cringey. Comey left the FBI with less drama
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No Butt Stuff posted:If I am to return, the following things must happen: I thought it was funny that Parm made a list of all players accused of off-field crimes but added Elway to the list anyways, a brief glimpse of his pre-troll life
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