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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I'm glad that this show has winning streak of showing dicks in each episode.

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MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

I'm glad Vagina Eater was just completely forgotten about in this episode.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Why was Anubis there? His scene ruled but I guess he's just another forgotten god?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

MiddleOne posted:

I'm glad Vagina Eater was just completely forgotten about in this episode.

i'm tired of dicks stealing the limelight in this show

Open Source Idiom
Jan 4, 2013

hangedman1984 posted:

Trip report for those of us unwilling to click a link to Breitbart?

The article is whatever, they cut some stuff out about Fuller wanting to send a specific message about homosexuality but it's largely factual, if organised provocatively. The worst is in the comments.

Hollywood is depraved, gay sex makes me want to vomit, I hope Muslims kill everyone in Hollywood, obligatory jokes about goat loving, the Middle East is full of closeted homosexuals and this is why they are a weak country, please God save us from the gays and whatever other conspiracy theory I believe in, homosexuality was sent by the one world government as a form of controlled depopulation, liberals suck.

I didn't make it very far though, so maybe there's some amazing nuance I'm missing out on.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

0 episodes so far without dicks.


Thanks Starz

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Vintersorg posted:

Why was Anubis there? His scene ruled but I guess he's just another forgotten god?

In the preview for next week, Anubis is talking with Laura about being dead, so they probably wanted to introduce him before that

Interestingly, Fuller said that that scene was the original cold open of the entire show, not the Odin beach scene. They changed it because the network wanted them to start with something more masculine that still describes what's going on in the world. I think it was a good change, awesome as the Anubis scene was.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

etalian posted:

0 episodes so far without dicks.


Thanks Starz

Did I miss a dick in the first episode?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Crow Jane posted:

Did I miss a dick in the first episode?

The first guy the vagina lady eats has his dick out.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Cojawfee posted:

The first guy the vagina lady eats has his dick out.

I think it was more dick in actually.

Fenrisulfr
Oct 14, 2012
First one, then the other.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
The TV IV › American Gods: That's a lot of penises.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

precision posted:

The TV IV › American Gods: That's a lot of penises.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

precision posted:

The TV IV › American Gods: That's an almost adequate amount of penises.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

precision posted:

The TV IV › American Gods: "That's a lot of penis." "There's a lot of need for penis."

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
There's a White Penis, a Black Penis, a Mexican Penis, an Asian Penis...

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames


Steve Yun posted:

There's a White Penis, a Black Penis, a Mexican Penis, an Asian Penis...

:golfclap: to both of yins

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

01E3 a summary by Shadow Moon


etalian
Mar 20, 2006

precision posted:

The TV IV › American Gods: That's a lot of penises.

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

Steve Yun posted:

There's a White Penis, a Black Penis, a Mexican Penis, an Asian Penis...

Wetback penis, shortly after withdrawing from Rhea Grande.

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

a kitten posted:

01E3 a summary by Shadow Moon



Huh, I didn't notice wednesday carefully avoiding being seen by the cameras on first viewing. Neat little detail.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Yeah, the whole time he is covering his face, or slipping behind Shadow so no camera can see him. Which I found really funny :newlol:

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
Isn't it implied with the feed cutting to the eyeball that Media was watching the cameras for him to slip up? Not sure what she'd do upon seeing him though.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
He's thinking about being the face taking the gullible people's deposits, probably a good idea not to be on the bank's cameras.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Gyges posted:

He's thinking about being the face taking the gullible people's deposits, probably a good idea not to be on the bank's cameras.

Yeah, that was my take too; He's not hiding from Media, he's hiding from the added complication of his face showing up on the news once the theft is uncovered. I think Media was just watching him (or possibly Shadow), not watching to see if Wednesdays face is on camera.

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up
I don't know much about the books but I don't think the eye belonged to Media. It looked like the All-Seeing-Eye on the dollar sign which I think is an entirely different god altogether.

edit: looking at it again I am mistaken

vermin fucked around with this message at 17:24 on May 17, 2017

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Who was the person in the top hat reflected in the security camera display? Maybe Abraham Lincoln became a god?

Open Source Idiom
Jan 4, 2013

withak posted:

Who was the person in the top hat reflected in the security camera display? Maybe Abraham Lincoln became a god?

Looked like one of that limo kid's goons, but in a hat.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

withak posted:

Who was the person in the top hat reflected in the security camera display? Maybe Abraham Lincoln became a god?

Questions like these should probably be asked in the spoiler thread, I think. (As light a spoiler as possible, and also speculation) It's probably Crispin Glover's character

Normal Adult Human
Feb 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

withak posted:

Who was the person in the top hat reflected in the security camera display? Maybe Abraham Lincoln became a god?

bank god

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

You weren't supposed to hate him in The Wire and he was good in that. Really sold a man slowly drowning without hope of a life raft. Maybe he's just playing assholes lately because that's what he has the pat fun doing.

Ehhhh I dunno, he made a ton of bad calls in The Wire. I mean yeah they do show that its not just black and white, same with the corner kids. But at the end of the day he's still a bit of an rear end in a top hat in The Wire. (although not as annoying as Ziggy)

But man, he was SO loving evil on Law & Order as the rapist, and he's perfect as Pornstache, and ... where else have I seen him...

Jerusalem posted:

Then he gets thrown a liferaft (for his girlfriend and daughter too!) and chucks it away because his identity is so tied in to the idea of the docks and what they used to be/mean :smith:

Exactly, he has outs and he chooses crime.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

double nine posted:

Huh, I didn't notice wednesday carefully avoiding being seen by the cameras on first viewing. Neat little detail.

I noticed it after Shadow kinda tried to hide his face and kept seeing cameras, going "gently caress" and then it cut to a shot that was perfect, where Wednesday is right behind Shadow's shoulder kinda covering his face, to avoid being seen. Shadow gets seen but Wednesday uses him to avoid being seen. Metaphorical, that.

404notfound
Mar 5, 2006

stop staring at me

Zaphod42 posted:

Ehhhh I dunno, he made a ton of bad calls in The Wire. I mean yeah they do show that its not just black and white, same with the corner kids. But at the end of the day he's still a bit of an rear end in a top hat in The Wire. (although not as annoying as Ziggy)

But man, he was SO loving evil on Law & Order as the rapist, and he's perfect as Pornstache, and ... where else have I seen him...

He was Ricky Falcone on that one Christmas episode of Always Sunny

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

404notfound posted:

He was Ricky Falcone on that one Christmas episode of Always Sunny

Mad Sweeney, you're obviously in some kind of a rut. I can tell by your clothes, and you don't look good.

VagueRant
May 24, 2012

Crow Jane posted:

Did I miss a dick in the first episode?
First ep was the guy banging Shadow's dead wife's dickpic on her phone and then on a digital photo frame.
Second ep was Bilquis's first vagina eaten fella floating in space with an erection.
Thrid ep was um, presumably in the sex scene? I actually didn't notice and was well confused by the thread's reaction.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Dane Cook's dick pic was in episode 2.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Julio Cruz posted:

Dane Cook's dick pic was in episode 2.

It was the best dick moment so far on the show, especially the cell phone to picture frame transition.

showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008

GonSmithe posted:

Interestingly, Fuller said that that scene was the original cold open of the entire show, not the Odin beach scene. They changed it because the network wanted them to start with something more masculine that still describes what's going on in the world. I think it was a good change, awesome as the Anubis scene was.

I would have much much preferred that scene as the opener. The Vikings one just sort of dragged and all the blood looked fake as hell, and the tone isn't really consistent with the rest of what we've seen so far. But I thought the Anubis thing was touching and beautifully shot and acted and also kind of terrifying at the end - it shows that even the kind gods are kinda hosed up. It would've been perfect.

hangedman1984
Jul 25, 2012

Julio Cruz posted:

Dane Cook's dick pic was in episode 2.

Dane Cook wishes that was his actual dick pic

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vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

etalian posted:

It was the best dick moment so far on the show, especially the cell phone to picture frame transition.

I kind of wish they kept going with it. Everywhere he goes he sees giant erect dicks.

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