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TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:This match is probably going to have a similar mortality rate. Naomi has a weirdly symmetrical face, like when you mess around with a mirror image filter and it just looks unnatural. edit: or maybe it just looks weird juxtapositioned next to Nattie and Tamina
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Vaguido posted:It's going to kill more than the Red Wedding since it'll kill an entire crowd, not including the people watching at home. and randy/jinder should finish off anyone that survives
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dromal phrenia posted:the elbow drop thing makes no sense to me it would not surprise me at all if the reason was seriously "bayley's elbow drop is a macho man tribute, so it matters more"
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Oh Snapple! posted:it would not surprise me at all if the reason was seriously "bayley's elbow drop is a macho man tribute, so it matters more" Wasn't this why when Punk was doing it as a signature, nobody else was allowed to do it at the same time
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punks elbow drop was so loving bad, it was just dog poo poo
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Whether or not it was a variation of Macho Man's, HBK did it better
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Shawn Michaels did the elbow drop you would exactly expect when you think of an elbow drop. The platonic ideal of an elbow drop, his body following loosely behind as he the all-important elbow falls perfectly into position just before impact. Macho Man did The Macho Man Elbow Drop, a movement defined by the heightened reality of wrestling. His legs dramatically fly out to the side in a statuesque mid-air pose as the elbow in question theatrically rotates to emphasize the impact. It was beautiful, and Punk and Bayley's efforts are -absolutely- imitations made in tribute. Kairi Hojo's elbow is a similar idea, but all her own. Her legs splay outward, her whole lower body flings upward, and she lands almost with more of her torso than the elbow itself. If there's truth to the rumor, it's a shame, but it's WWE.
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Do the same elbow drop, but with the arm fully outstretched instead of angled for an elbow and just sell it as a side splash called the Broadside. Vince I will take my million dollars by check, thank you.
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I played Injustice instead of watching Smackdown was it good?
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Cubone posted:Shawn Michaels did the elbow drop you would exactly expect when you think of an elbow drop. The platonic ideal of an elbow drop, his body following loosely behind as he the all-important elbow falls perfectly into position just before impact. Yes, I'm sure there's truth to a rumour that someone in this thread literally admitted to making up and sending to Meltzer.
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biscuits and crazy posted:Yes, I'm sure there's truth to a rumour that someone in this thread literally admitted to making up and sending to Meltzer.
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biscuits and crazy posted:Yes, I'm sure there's truth to a rumour that someone in this thread literally admitted to making up and sending to Meltzer. It took years but we finally found the one poster who takes Cavauro's posts seriously
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Actually I made up that a goon made it up, and sent the rumor to Lowtax.
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Aphrodite posted:Actually I made up that a goon made it up, and sent the rumor to Lowtax. Does that mean the House of Horrors match was Vince's lovely take on Lowtax's initial version of A DOOMHOUSE match?
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Yes randy let me tell you this how about.
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Kaori hojo was told that Her heartbeat was the only sound and unrelated to that she should or should not step into the town and break the walls down. argh vince!
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Dewey foley is a very young boy And he ruined kairi hojos finisher
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I feel like i'm pretty good with harley quinn and green arrow
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She really should get a new finisher, Bayley barely ever beats anyone with her elbow drop and she's bigger. Silly to have a top rope finisher that doesn't work.
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She won at wrestlemania with it. That's about as solid as you get for a finisher. IIRC the only time her elbow has hit but not ended the match was against Charlotte at the Royal Rumble. The Bayley-To-Belly has been kicked out of a lot more and isn't worth going back to.
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pressedbunny posted:She won at wrestlemania with it. That's about as solid as you get for a finisher. IIRC the only time her elbow has hit but not ended the match was against Charlotte at the Royal Rumble. The Bayley-To-Belly has been kicked out of a lot more and isn't worth going back to. Alexa has kicked out of the elbow as well. She's won more often using the Bayley to Belly more than the elbow, even since Wrestlemania.
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Mania was last month and I forgot that match even happened, let alone that elbow was the finish
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Chris James 2 posted:Mania was last month and I forgot that match even happened, let alone that elbow was the finish Given how long that show was and what a lovely ending it had, I don't think any sane person could blame you for forgetting part of it.
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What's the canon reason Bayley's belly to back is less powerful than her belly to belly?
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Aphrodite posted:What's the canon reason Bayley's belly to back is less powerful than her belly to belly? She can only harness the power from her hug in a belly-to-back whereas a belly-to-belly lets her take the power from her opponent's hug too.
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SilverMike posted:She can only harness the power from her hug in a belly-to-back whereas a belly-to-belly lets her take the power from her opponent's hug too. ...Solid. I accept your explanation.
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I'm going to watch Backlash just for Orton/Jinder alone. It's 2017, Orton is World Champion after a rocky as gently caress feud that he technically lost, facing off against bizarrely pushed midcarder Jinder Mahal, who went from boy band member to some steroids to all the steroids. Orton can have a decent match if motivated. I cannot think of less of a motivating drive than having to face Jinder Mahal. The match is going to be something special, a new level of boring as gently caress. Also Owens/Styles should be fun, don't really care for Nakamura. Do want to see Ziggler sell for him though, as much poo poo as Ziggler rightly gets, he's still an amazing seller. Blooming Brilliant fucked around with this message at 00:19 on May 19, 2017 |
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Really need to see more classic, devastating finishers with the Flying Elbow. The leg drop? The punch? Maybe a running punch? Oh, and the punch drop? A double axe-handle? The clothesline? The atomic drop? So Bayley's finishing move is the flying elbow now? God drat, I'm bored of these finishing moves.
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^ I have wanted a comedy character to finish matches with an atomic drop for so drat long now i hope jinder mahal debuts his new finisher, the unprettier, except he just mashes orton's face into his bacne till he submits
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Done. I want the Bacne Splash from the top rope. Make it happen Vince.
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Big Cass uses an elbow drop. Not flying. Bring back his first name, let him use an atomic drop finisher and call it the Colinoscopy. Big improvement.
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Jinder's new finisher should be an abdominal stretch or bearhug, but the announcers sell it as his veins scraping amd tearing your flesh like barbed wire.
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https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler/status/864511085851930625 Dolph Ziggler isn't funny, but at least he knows his archetype
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projecthalaxy posted:Jinder's new finisher should be an abdominal stretch or bearhug, but the announcers sell it as his veins scraping amd tearing your flesh like barbed wire. I would pop for it if he slapped the side during the ab stretch. Legit one of my favorite things in wrestling
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i don't remember the wrestlemania Show but i do remember that it was at least four months ago
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Jinder's finisher should be like the Stinkface, except he rubs his gross oily bacne covered back on the person.
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SUN GOD AVATAR posted:Done. I want the Bacne Splash from the top rope. Make it happen Vince. Bacne splash is not a phrase I ever want to hear again in any context
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Cubone posted:https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler/status/864511085851930625 I wish Dolph's character was literally "ski slope brat" and he only ever talked like this and dressed in ski gear and used skis and ski poles as weapons. Can we get a change.org petition going to make this happen?
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I wish Dolph's character was "no longer employed by WWE"
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