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Whenever someone is Jing O nearby, forums poster p-hop starts emitting an uncanny glow. "My JO sense is tingling! Eww!" e: Also, a susurrus as if a million million tiny unborn voices shouting in unison: GET ME OUT OF THIS WHACK-rear end CRYSTAL PRISON!! 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 13:41 on May 5, 2017 |
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I love Craigslist, I really do.  
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May 10, 2017 02:11
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WrenP-Complete posted:Yes, you are right. I wish I wasn't. I can't imagine not even knowing what you're addicted to. Like, not everyone has always studied up on their preferred (wrong word, can't think of a better one) substance(s) but back when I was abusing, you almost always knew what it was. I was gonna go on a rant on needle restriction and making prescription drugs "abuse proof" and how many of my ex-friends have ODed on smack cut with God knows what but this isn't the thread for that. I have seen people asking for weed on CL, I might still have screenshots. Will check when I get to my computer.
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May 10, 2017 03:08
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:I have seen people asking for weed on CL, I might still have screenshots. Will check when I get to my computer. Oh yeah, lots of weed deals go down on CL - or start there anyway. They usually try to be super sneaky by using "420" as code because of course no cop knows what that means lol
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May 10, 2017 03:22
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 This isn't like, remarkable or anything, but I'm often on Kamloops CL because I am going to be looking for an apartment there in the next year or so, and their missed connections is often really funny. On that note, so is the "housing" section, as things that are often advertised are ads for things like trailers, or a nice single room with "a place to tie up your horse".
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May 10, 2017 05:04
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cash crab posted:or a nice single room with "a place to tie up your horse". Okay, that's just adorable. A lot of bars where I grew up had hitching posts. I dig that poo poo.
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May 10, 2017 06:27
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Scathach posted:Okay, that's just adorable. A lot of bars where I grew up had hitching posts. I dig that poo poo.  It's a law in Calgary that businesses must have a place for you to tie your horse. Obviously, it's not often enforced.Anyway, the hitching post.... post was pretty nice, to be honest. I feel like I wouldn't be taking full advantage of the property by not having a horse.
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May 10, 2017 06:34
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Seems like a good excuse to buy a horse, honestly. "Oh, Wilbur? Well I mean I couldn't just live here and not use the post! That would just be crude!" *clutches pearls* E: 
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May 10, 2017 06:55
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Sorry for the doublepost but this is a gift my fiance just sent me. He knows a little of SA and I promised him an account when we can afford it.  [/url]I don't care if you're ugly, we can turn the lights off. True romance.
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May 10, 2017 09:54
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if Seattle had legally mandated hitching posts maybe the big dicks would be easier to find
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May 10, 2017 13:48
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I want that aphex twin pottery
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May 10, 2017 22:29
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cash crab posted:
Don't move to Scamloops my dude. It's a loving pissy city full of horrible people. The Sahali snobs who look down on you if you have an address south of the Aberdeen Mall, or the down town full of angry indians and bums who would cut you for a ciggy, or the same but worse on the North Shore. Brocklehurst is hilariously empty of such people though, I guess they don't like to walk out.
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May 11, 2017 22:20
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Scathach posted:Sorry for the doublepost but this is a gift my fiance just sent me. He knows a little of SA and I promised him an account when we can afford it. Your fiance, just cruisin' the old casual encounters transsexual section.
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May 16, 2017 06:45
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Well yeah? Hey man, we all have our sexy secrets. Anyway looks like Robot got tired of saving Will: 
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May 16, 2017 08:50
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Snowy posted:I want that aphex twin pottery That's Half-Life.
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B.H. Facials posted:That's Half-Life. It is? Oh. I'll take it and write aphex twin on it.
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treiz01 posted:Don't move to Scamloops my dude. It's a loving pissy city full of horrible people. The Sahali snobs who look down on you if you have an address south of the Aberdeen Mall, or the down town full of angry indians and bums who would cut you for a ciggy, or the same but worse on the North Shore. Brocklehurst is hilariously empty of such people though, I guess they don't like to walk out. No, I know it sucks. The first time I went there I got cut off in traffic by a guy who had a bumper sticker that read, "If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them." That being said, if it turns out my dad's cancer is back I'd rather be there than all the way in Ontario when he passes. 
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Pastry of the Year posted:
Escort service or cam girl probably
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May 19, 2017 01:45
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 Nope nope nope  Not sure a picture of the sign will help sell that property too well.
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May 19, 2017 02:56
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I've never seen the concept of going outside encapsulated as well as on that sign.
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May 25, 2017 04:53
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Honestly, if I weren't allergic I'd grab that bag of fur and make a bunch of felted cats out of it Take my etsy store to the next level
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May 25, 2017 19:10
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jojoinnit posted:Escort service or cam girl probably Neither. 90% of the W4M posts on any major city's Craigslist (and 99% of a minor city's) are phishing bots that post Markov-chain output seeded with legit posts.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:Neither. 90% of the W4M posts on any major city's Craigslist (and 99% of a minor city's) are phishing bots that post Markov-chain output seeded with legit posts. Years ago, Coding Horror reported what is perhaps the oddest Markov-generated Genu-wine Humon Comment I've ever seen. A majestically demented Markov powered bot, possibly posted:programming is all about knowing when to boil the orange sponge donkey across the phillipines with an orangutang gorilla crossed with a ham sandwich to the fourth power of twelve across the nile with an awful headache from the previous night when all of alfred's naughty jalapeno peppers frog-marched the nordic elves across the loom-lined geronimo induced swamp donkey over and above the fortran fortified kilomanjaro fence past the meticulously crafted anti disgusting sponge cake scenario where all the hats doth quoteth the milk which is not unlike the super werewolf from the infinite realm of ninja-step. it's hard to define, really. I've been scratching my head over it ever since, but 'boil the orange sponge donkey' briefly went into my vocabulary, meaning 'kludge an impossible task'. It's having unexpected new relevance in the era of Trump.
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May 26, 2017 21:32
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I'm the drunk Orson Welles looking you right in the eyes as I tap the bottle of wine authoritatively and assure you it's "fortran fortified"
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Carnival of Shrews posted:Years ago, Coding Horror reported what is perhaps the oddest Markov-generated Genu-wine Humon Comment I've ever seen. This post is bringing back fond memories. Years back I wrote a Markov babble generator and seeded it with the book of Revelation and legendary power rangers erotic fan fiction Agony in Pink. I used this to spam the off-topic minimal rules board of some computer game forum, maybe Warhammer online, I can't remember. I should break that thing out again and go to town on YouTube.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:This post is bringing back fond memories. Years back I wrote a Markov babble generator and seeded it with the book of Revelation and legendary power rangers erotic fan fiction Agony in Pink. I used this to spam the off-topic minimal rules board of some computer game forum, maybe Warhammer online, I can't remember. ... That's gotta be breaking the Geneva Convention somewhere.
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The foundation that post is built upon is sad and broken, but I really hope they succeed, I hope a good daddo finds the post and goes to their bbq and they all feel loved and valued and have some good burgs 
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Jun 3, 2017 02:32
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If I had the experience, I'd answer that ad.
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Jun 3, 2017 02:42
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My dad would probably be down for that if it were local
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Jun 3, 2017 03:16
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Emailing that to my uncle in Spokane as we speak. I hope "Dale" is good enough for half credit.
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Jun 3, 2017 04:42
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Some dad whose family underappreciates his BBQ skills and dad jokes is gonna have a great day 
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Is the guy in that picture barbecuing pineapple?
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RatHat posted:Is the guy in that picture barbecuing pineapple? Pineapple and watermelon are great for grilling.
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RatHat posted:Is the guy in that picture barbecuing pineapple? BBQ pineapple owns bones 
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At first I thought the ad was funny, but then it made me remember the barbeques my dad used to have and now I'm really depressed because he's dead and I'll never have another chance to barbeque with him again. Enjoy your dad barbeques, fellas. You never know when you'll lose them. 
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