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RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Jabor posted:

And $500 for this tincture of snake that may fix your cancer is a total steal, when you think about it.

Don't color-correcting glasses actually work though?

I mean conceptually, those particular lenses may be garbage.

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Eight days, huh. So that means he collapsed when he heard the news that Trump fired Comey. He could see the ultimate victory of his ideology starting to crumble He lived long enough to hear that a special prosecutor had been appointed and that was the killing blow to his black heart. While my personal preference for Ailes would be if he was kicked in the balls to death, the fact that he suffered in so many ways as he died is nice.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

The schadenfreude is on us that she never notices him and slams it into reverse :(

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Drunken Return of Kings writer embarrasses self, white race, at White Power convention, then quits manosphere

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Manosphere would be a great name for a space themed gay bar.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI4UxURjqEQ

What happens when you try to go for the melee on a cop at a traffic stop

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

canyoneer posted:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI4UxURjqEQ

What happens when you try to go for the melee on a cop at a traffic stop

Open world FPS games looking good. No uncanny valley poo poo there with those models. Really liked the touch of the arm blocking a bit of the frame not getting artefacting.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Real life generates the best schadenfreude. It turns out if you give a horde of exceedingly privileged college students an "unplanned" day off and a ride to a public beach... well, just enjoy the link. I've certainly enjoyed watching this whole thing unfold in person.

http://fox17online.com/2017/05/18/college-students-arrested-kicked-off-beach-after-complaints-of-partying/

The school Facebook pages are a goldmine of IOSM content, but this is the schadenfreude thread.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Basebf555 posted:

Pretty sure having your head chopped off was considered a privilege because its less painful than hanging can potentially be. That's why nobles and royalty were given that option.

'Fun' fact: the short drop hanging method kills you instantly. (Even if they gently caress it up, neck break plus decapitation only sucks for everyone else in the town square.) Hoisting a person up by their neck to strangle slowly is a shitload worse.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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canyoneer posted:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI4UxURjqEQ

What happens when you try to go for the melee on a cop at a traffic stop

dude had an ar-15, tries for a melee but somehow manages to throw it at the cop instead



:allears:

repeating
Nov 14, 2005

surebet posted:

dude had an ar-15, tries for a melee but somehow manages to throw it at the cop instead



:allears:

Might have been the 9mm round(s) entering his body that caused him to flinch

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


surebet posted:

dude had an ar-15, tries for a melee but somehow manages to throw it at the cop instead



:allears:

And that my friends, is why I'm for body cameras. It helps keeps cops from going to far... and it helps them provide evidence of "This guy really did have a gun"

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

RatHat posted:


With the guillotine sure, but when they used axes sometimes you wouldn't get decapitated in the first swing...Or the second...Better hope they sever your spinal cord on the first swing so you don't feel anything.

That's why you payed your executioner extra, so he wouldn't "accidentally" miss with the swing.

I dunno how historically accurate that actually is, but remember reading it somewhere.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

iospace posted:

And that my friends, is why I'm for body cameras. It helps keeps cops from going to far... and it helps them provide evidence of "This guy really did have a gun"

Certainly helps when your story is "and then he threw his machine gun at me instead of firing it"


I'm guessing the guy was a sovcit, too.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Gorilla Salad posted:

Certainly helps when your story is "and then he threw his machine gun at me instead of firing it"


I'm guessing the guy was a sovcit, too.

Poor guy, his gun did not consent to joinder with him :(

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

bobjr has a new favorite as of 07:00 on May 19, 2017

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

iospace posted:

And that my friends, is why I'm for body cameras. It helps keeps cops from going to far... and it helps them provide evidence of "This guy really did have a gun"

Good cops are great and will be protected by body cams even if they capture a tiny penis in the bathroom when it's cold.

The real issue is cops showing up to a DV/sex assault/etc. There is a loving difficult question about what gets pruned and why, and if someone says they have an easy answer they're loving lying.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
that reaction time was insane and it's always rewarding to watch a shithead whine about being shot after trying to assault a cop

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

BraveUlysses posted:

that reaction time was insane and it's always rewarding to watch a shithead whine about being shot after trying to assault a cop

Yeah I don't think he expected to get Deputy Quickdraw. That shot was insane.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A fun prank you can play on your colourblind friends: get them to put on a pair of those colour correcting glasses that allow them to see properly without telling them what they are, then watch them freak out when they experience purple for the first time in their lives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCcxwieuDH0

i love that game where you try to imagine the chain of discussion that fits between the first and last youtube comments

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

doverhog posted:

That's why you payed your executioner extra, so he wouldn't "accidentally" miss with the swing.

I dunno how historically accurate that actually is, but remember reading it somewhere.

The version I’ve heard is that you pay them extra to sharpen the blade.

It may still be simple bribery, but now there’s plausible deniability.

Mezzanon
Sep 16, 2003

Pillbug
http://globalnews.ca/news/3462901/2017-pemberton-music-festival-cancelled-no-automatic-ticket-refunds/

Hope you didn't get tickets to Pemberton!

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

surebet posted:

dude had an ar-15, tries for a melee but somehow manages to throw it at the cop instead

He had to be on drugs. Look at how bugged out his eyes are. What kinda person has an AR-15 and decides "yeah I'm gonna hit this cop with it, good plan"

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Zaphod42 posted:

He had to be on drugs. Look at how bugged out his eyes are. What kinda person has an AR-15 and decides "yeah I'm gonna hit this cop with it, good plan"

Someone from the USA? Seems to be popular there.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

If you're dumb enough to pay $650 to see Muse and A Tribe Called Quest headline in a farmer's field covered in cow patties you're gonna get what's coming to you.

I was born and raised in Squamish so this and the Squamish Fest cancellations make me laugh to no end.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.



I'm the kid in yellow.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

goatsestretchgoals posted:

Good cops are great and will be protected by body cams even if they capture a tiny penis in the bathroom when it's cold.

The real issue is cops showing up to a DV/sex assault/etc. There is a loving difficult question about what gets pruned and why, and if someone says they have an easy answer they're loving lying.

The easy answer is "it doesn't get pruned or censored ever, but instead gets stored somewhere with strong audit logs and stiff penalties for anyone who looks at it without a justified reason".

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

loving lol, is this from the tv show Vikings?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

ultrabindu posted:

loving lol, is this from the tv show Vikings?

Yep. The show that brought us such delights as the Blood Eagle.

If I remember correctly, the dude was like "please don't let my hair get cut they won't let me into Valhalla" or something like that.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Memento posted:

Yep. The show that brought us such delights as the Blood Eagle.

If I remember correctly, the dude was like "please don't let my hair get cut they won't let me into Valhalla" or something like that.

That's actually from a recorded piece of Viking history, but the guy was saying his hair would blunt the blow of the axe.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo
http://i.imgur.com/61jW69S.gifv

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001




:stonklol:

Good dog for stopping the suspect

Bad dog for biting some random guy just because he was running by

Zernach
Oct 23, 2012
I was going to first argue that the dog accidentally just turned around to see wtf was happening and ended on the runners way and panicked, but when looking closer the dog turns around, sees the runner and then moves to attack.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



The dog knew. Have faith in the doggo.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Zaphod42 posted:

He had to be on drugs. Look at how bugged out his eyes are. What kinda person has an AR-15 and decides "yeah I'm gonna hit this cop with it, good plan"

Maybe he wanted to hurt the cop without killing him? I mean it's still assault with a deadly weapon but not attempted murder. Maybe he has a conscience underneath all the dumb.

Police friend of mine says he is always vigilant when a traffic stop doesn't follow the textbook "window rolled down, hands visible" behavior. I hope he never has to use his weapon, but he's always ready to.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

surebet posted:

dude had an ar-15, tries for a melee but somehow manages to throw it at the cop instead
:allears:

I love him sitting at the side of the road, bleeding and weeping, screaming "I didn't do anything."

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007

Getting out of a vehicle is a good way to guarantee that the cop is going to pull his gun out or very prepared to do so. This guy earned that bullet in his arm for the stupidity and he is lucky he isn't dead, cause it would be a hand wave to clear this cop of wrongful death when he was attacked with a rifle.

My thanks to him and his pain for a great video that demonstrates the wrong things to do on a stop.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
A bit late to the every day carry posts but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYwd0Wus5Ik

and the original police video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ZpyKSmgdE

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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Jose posted:

A bit late to the every day carry posts but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYwd0Wus5Ik

and the original police video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ZpyKSmgdE

I'M NEVER GONNA DIE IN NO GHETTO

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