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the problem with making a blue beetle and booster gold movie is that it would by necessity be a grimdark yawnfest because that's what all dc movies are now.
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ruddiger posted:Matt Damon as Ted Kord please. Big Bad Voodoo Lou posted:In recent years, I've wanted to see Adam Scott as Blue Beetle and Joel McHale as Booster Gold. I want to see both of these.
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frank miller is an idiot crazy person but i think that just kinda follows when you write a character as dumb as batman for that long i like batman stuff but he's genuinely the worst character in anything ever and miller's all star batman and robin was a masterpiece for bringing it to its logical conclusion and making people with comic book tattoos really really angry
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May 18, 2017 17:29
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Bonzo posted:This would be a good post credits scene beans in chilli?!
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May 18, 2017 17:57
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1 teaspoon cayenne (I like it hot!)
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May 18, 2017 18:00
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Ryan Reynolds would have made a great Booster Gold.
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:Ryan Reynolds would have made a great Booster Gold. just cast him as every third string super hero who makes it to film
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May 18, 2017 18:01
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For the last time, I'm not Green Lantern!
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The Miz really wants to play Booster Gold in a movie but of course that's never gonna happen because we live on a dirty rock hurtling through a cold, uncaring universe.
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/1497797.html?style=light&thread=47774149&view=top-only lmao, I would love to see the president snort lines of coke then proclaim, "poo poo, I'm the fuckin' president" in a DC movie. So is there some sort of reasonable explanation why Superman is obsessed with Lois Lane? Spider-Man loved Mary Jane, but they've had their ups and downs and have dated other people like a normal couple. Superman is creepily attached to Lois when he could have any woman in the world, and honestly she seems like the kind of girl that doesn't stay with one guy for long.
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May 18, 2017 19:00
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a bone to pick posted:lmao, I would love to see the president snort lines of coke then proclaim, "poo poo, I'm the fuckin' president" in a DC movie. Lois is the only woman who doesn't put up with Clark's bullshit.
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May 18, 2017 19:18
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a bone to pick posted:lmao, I would love to see the president snort lines of coke then proclaim, "poo poo, I'm the fuckin' president" in a DC movie. He was schtupping Wonder Woman but they just retconned all that out.
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May 18, 2017 19:21
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Super man has Aspergers.
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May 18, 2017 19:23
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Please, if being on the spectrum gave you powers I'd be like some kind of knock-off secondrate Marvel version of Green Lantern. Just flying around the universe burning the smug smiley on the moon of Viltrum, giving Galactus the ol' Cosmic Cockpunch...
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May 19, 2017 12:58
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batman boned lois lane at some point
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May 19, 2017 14:19
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Superman would be more interesting if he was fat and short and had a weird face
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May 19, 2017 14:21
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Bonzo posted:He was schtupping Wonder Woman but they just retconned all that out. What?
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:the problem with making a blue beetle and booster gold movie is that it would by necessity be a grimdark yawnfest because that's what all dc movies are now. no one would watch this and it would be for reasons other than grimdarkness like 'doomsday killing blue beetle was good'.
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May 19, 2017 15:11
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ultrabindu posted:What?  New52 Superman and Wonder Woman had a thing going for quite a while. But now New52 Superman is dead and the Pre-Flashpoint Superman is now the main Superman in the DCU who happens to have a son with Lois Lane.
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May 19, 2017 17:51
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Bonzo posted:
Howd he die this time
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Bombadilillo posted:Howd he die this time He finds that he has a new power where he can expel all of his stored up solar energy at once which he does to stave off an attack on Earth. While he's powerless he finds out that he's dying and asks WW and Batman to help him find a replacement. He slowly gets his powers back but when some "Energy Superman" is blowing Earth up so Superman grabs him, flies into space and kills him using a solar blast. This drains Superman of all his power and his falls back to earth. As he's dying someone known as "Black Superman" offers to take up the mantle but this is actually the Post Crisis Kal-El we've always known.
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CharlestonJew posted:batman boned lois lane at some point this is the Batman vs Superman i wanted to see on the silver screen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F90nxOlsm1s
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I would be fine if they never made another Batman movie ever again, and instead we got James Wood's Owlman.
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Bonzo posted:He finds that he has a new power where he can expel all of his stored up solar energy at once which he does to stave off an attack on Earth. While he's powerless he finds out that he's dying and asks WW and Batman to help him find a replacement. He slowly gets his powers back but when some "Energy Superman" is blowing Earth up so Superman grabs him, flies into space and kills him using a solar blast. This drains Superman of all his power and his falls back to earth. isn't black superman Steel
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Rutibex posted:this is the Batman vs Superman i wanted to see on the silver screen I have always remember this scene. So good. So drat good. Thanks for that post!
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Rutibex posted:this is the Batman vs Superman i wanted to see on the silver screen Dude, get with the times. Kids don't want to see boring snooze-fests like that anymore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkFzXkpjXmM See? This is how you do a character introduction in the new 52! Balls to the wall, baby!
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May 19, 2017 20:57
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I was expecting more.
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Rutibex posted:this is the Batman vs Superman i wanted to see on the silver screen i thought this was how they met 
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:the problem with making a blue beetle and booster gold movie is that it would by necessity be a grimdark yawnfest because that's what all dc movies are now. Ted gets headshot at the 105-minute mark and the next hour and ten minutes becomes a revenge story with a ten-minute fight scene between Booster Gold and an inexplicably superpowered Max Lord
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May 19, 2017 21:14
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Pick posted:i thought this was how they met gently caress you for making me reverse image search this
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May 19, 2017 21:15
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Pick posted:i thought this was how they met this is porn isnt it
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May 19, 2017 21:34
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lol why pretend like the existence of batman x superman porn is such a surprise? no one here is that sheltered.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:lol why pretend like the existence of batman x superman porn is such a surprise? no one here is that sheltered. It's surprisingly not entered my mind and I didn't even think that was going to be porn I'm also surprised when I found out there's pro wrestler slash fiction/drawings too which is weird cause I'm gay. I think it's the more mundane things that I'm caught off guard by now. Like if a dude makes a comic about how he turns into shoes worn by fat women I'd be totally nonplussed but a drawing of leonardo dicaprio loving martin Scorsese would weird me out a little
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Aesop Poprock posted:It's surprisingly not entered my mind and I didn't even think that was going to be porn Dont kinkshame
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:lol why pretend like the existence of batman x superman porn is such a surprise? no one here is that sheltered. I just didn't expect that comic to be straight up gay porn; I thought it was an official DC comic where Batman and Superman are lovers but nope, just straight up buttfucking.
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a bone to pick posted:I just didn't expect that comic to be straight up gay porn; I thought it was an official DC comic where Batman and Superman are lovers but nope, just straight up buttfucking. dc would literally never threaten the sexualities of their primary intellectual properties 
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May 19, 2017 22:08
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Pick posted:dc would literally never threaten the sexualities of their primary intellectual properties https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6MlaIe1ljs
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May 19, 2017 22:59
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Pick posted:dc would literally never threaten the sexualities of their primary intellectual properties why is the art in the fake DC gay comics better than DC's official stuff
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Aesop Poprock posted:why is the art in the fake DC gay comics better than DC's official stuff I could instantly tell that first comic was gay porn because Bruce was just way too handsome in that one
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Speaking of fan stuff, JL8 would make a great Lego Batman-type movie.
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