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ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

pubic works project posted:

I thought their focus was entirely on Kaepernick.

Nah, both Kaepernick and RG3 per the reports I've seen (all of which seem to source this Monday interview with Pete Carroll)
http://theweeklychallenger.com/pete-carroll-seahawks-considering-kaepernick-rg3/

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The Bucs have designed an offense for a qb with a big arm and no accuracy to thrive.

Kaep could do well there. I mean it's not like Jameis really knows what's going on out there.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

ulmont posted:

Nah, both Kaepernick and RG3 per the reports I've seen (all of which seem to source this Monday interview with Pete Carroll)
http://theweeklychallenger.com/pete-carroll-seahawks-considering-kaepernick-rg3/

:wal: Why would the Seahawks want those guys? One can't stand at the start of games.

:stat: Yeah and the other can't stand at the end!

:wal: :stat: HO HO HO HO!

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
This man could literally gently caress someone to death

https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/865624552172265472

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

weird Asian candy posted:

This man could literally gently caress someone to death

https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/865624552172265472

I wonder if you can hear it when he shits his pants after straining so hard.

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

weird Asian candy posted:

This man could literally gently caress someone to death

https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/865624552172265472

The "I'm totally not on PEDs" regimen.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!



Ahahaha, I love Fitzpatrick*

*as long as he's not on the Bills.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

weird Asian candy posted:

This man could literally gently caress someone to death

https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/865624552172265472

as a sufferer of recent sciatic nerve pain this video scares the gently caress out of me.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I didn't know I wanted there to be contract signing songs but now I do.

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/865606967674363906

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Jeff Ireland's was probably this one
https://g.co/kgs/1n6Gh9

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
One of these days I want to put together a comp video of all backfield hits where the the defender had no resistance whatsoever.

stuff like this...

https://youtu.be/hcV9CMQtUIA?t=2410

https://streamable.com/f1kb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEKrpgmj8is

if anyone knows of any off the top of their head, feel free to name them.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
There might be a better video somewhere but the hit that ended Steve Young's career fits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7dw63deh_Y

Hard to tell there but Lawrence Phillips was the one who completely spaced out on the blitz pickup.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Which team was the one where none of the linemen moved on the snap and then started blocking linebackers after all the front four was already past

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Intruder posted:

Which team was the one where none of the linemen moved on the snap and then started blocking linebackers after all the front four was already past

that happens in college a lot.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I didn't know I wanted there to be contract signing songs but now I do.

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/865606967674363906

Good choice.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Chromatic posted:

One of these days I want to put together a comp video of all backfield hits where the the defender had no resistance whatsoever.


Eli Manning gets de-headed in a preseason game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCeMAlk0GTY

Major Ryan
May 11, 2008

Completely blank

Chromatic posted:

One of these days I want to put together a comp video of all backfield hits where the the defender had no resistance whatsoever.

if anyone knows of any off the top of their head, feel free to name them.

Cam Wake and Ndamokong Suh both hitting Bryce Petty last year was a pretty good one. About as JETS as it gets from the O Line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWJkSv9Lrjs

Petty got the ball away though so not a busted play, just a massive hit.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I didn't know I wanted there to be contract signing songs but now I do.

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/865606967674363906

Having a contract signing song is probably the most Browns thing ever - though the more appropriate choice would have been one of these songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2N_uvnvGbI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
e: damnit Kalli. That's what I get for sitting in the thread without refreshing for awhile

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Ahmad Brooks turned Drew Brees into a giraffe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owmvwVyP0nM

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Jim Ross makes everything better

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Intruder posted:

e: damnit Kalli. That's what I get for sitting in the thread without refreshing for awhile

It's just sad that the first play I thought of was a preseason game from 2010, so that anyone else remembered it makes me happy.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

weird Asian candy posted:

Ahmad Brooks turned Drew Brees into a giraffe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owmvwVyP0nM

Now post the gif

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Intruder posted:

Now post the gif

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Technically it's college but he's in the NFL now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCRZteu1H4w

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

weird Asian candy posted:

Ahmad Brooks turned Drew Brees into a giraffe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owmvwVyP0nM

I mean this is a quarterback getting lit up but doesn't seem like what Chromatic is asking about? The RT attempts a block there he just gets his rear end beat right away.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Grittybeard posted:

I mean this is a quarterback getting lit up but doesn't seem like what Chromatic is asking about? The RT attempts a block there he just gets his rear end beat right away.

You answered your own question, friend. I mean what resistance was really offered there?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Chromatic posted:

One of these days I want to put together a comp video of all backfield hits where the the defender had no resistance whatsoever.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

This explains so much why Ryan Pace former NO front office member decided to sign Glennon.

MrSargent
Dec 23, 2003

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

I can't control my laughter every loving time I see this gif. Currently near tears in my office and no sign of stopping.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdN2IG-zMNE

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Tannehill's fault

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Revis called Tannebaum saying he's in Miami and he's in playing shape, asking to come tryout

How the mighty have fallen goddamn

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The Texans badly need a safety and haven't even kicked Revis's tires as far as I'm aware

They signed Breno Giacomini the other day, the first outside free agent they've signed this offseason

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Intruder posted:

The Texans badly need a safety and haven't even kicked Revis's tires as far as I'm aware

I don't think there's any particular reason to think Revis would be good as a safety. Some guys have made the move sure, but it's not like old HoF CB=good safety.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Revis is dead

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Safeties have to take entirely different angles than corners. Revis made his name shutting down receivers in isolation on the sideline. Even a slight decline in altheticism lead to a precipitous downfall. Although he has always demonstrated great technique as a tackler, who the hell knows how he would be as a safety

John Brown
Jul 10, 2009

Tom Sellout posted:

Safeties have to take entirely different angles than corners. Revis made his name shutting down receivers in isolation on the sideline. Even a slight decline in altheticism lead to a precipitous downfall. Although he has always demonstrated great technique as a tackler, who the hell knows how he would be as a safety

How the gently caress did Ty Law last so long?

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

John Brown posted:

How the gently caress did Ty Law last so long?

Darrell Green's the more interesting case imo. He was still useful through 39 at corner, and played until he was 42.

I mean think about how old Champ Bailey felt like he was towards the end, he retired at 35.

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