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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Aesop Poprock posted:

why is the art in the fake DC gay comics better than DC's official stuff

idk because they actually care lol

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

CharlestonJew posted:

I could instantly tell that first comic was gay porn because Bruce was just way too handsome in that one

I played the telltale batman game and they made him look exactly like Archer it was actually kind of distracting

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Sure, but if I started posting wonder woman and power girl lesbian porn, I'd be a creep! So much for equality.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Gaunab posted:

Sure, but if I started posting wonder woman and power girl lesbian porn, I'd be a creep! So much for equality.

you can post ww and power girl kissing, that poo poo is rad

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

Speaking of fan stuff, JL8 would make a great Lego Batman-type movie.



This reminds me of that Gotham High show that almost got made.

http://comicsalliance.com/the-gotham-high-animated-series-that-never-was/

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
boostle is the best imo



turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

a bone to pick posted:

I just didn't expect that comic to be straight up gay porn; I thought it was an official DC comic where Batman and Superman are lovers but nope, just straight up buttfucking.

You should have known from the moment you saw their anime eyes.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Troposphere posted:

boostle is the best imo





goo poo poo :h:

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Aesop Poprock posted:

I played the telltale batman game and they made him look exactly like Archer it was actually kind of distracting



That actually makes me want to play it tbh

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Bombadilillo posted:

That actually makes me want to play it tbh

The best part of Arkham City was the first 10 minutes where you can beat the poo poo out of thugs as Bruce. The game goes downhill from there.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

I heard people dont like telltale one because you can't go full shitbag and the cops always forgive you for plot.

But

Could I role play archer and be a no fucks given hyper competent despite myself?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
you can roleplay anything you want in a telltale game, because your choices don't matter at all and the story is always the same.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bombadilillo posted:

I heard people dont like telltale one because you can't go full shitbag and the cops always forgive you for plot.

But

Could I role play archer and be a no fucks given hyper competent despite myself?

Sort of but not to any extent Archer would which is why it threw me off. I wanted to be archer as batman immediately after seeing that face

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Well I'm going to write a strongly worded email to telltale and demand and Archer series.

Because now that you made me think about it. Its all I want.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Alpha Protocol but every dialogue choice is Archer.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bombadilillo posted:

Well I'm going to write a strongly worded email to telltale and demand and Archer series.

Because now that you made me think about it. Its all I want.

Yeah closest you can do in the batman one is basically snarky cocky socialite as Bruce and Frank Miller's 80s batman as uh... batman

I still had fun with it

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

Speaking of fan stuff, JL8 would make a great Lego Batman-type movie.



I want this to happen. It reminds me of the JLU episode where Mordred turned all adults into children, and Wonder Woman used her powers of "I'm gonna tell!" to get all the rest of the kids to fall in line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qw7WuiItdA

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Bombadilillo posted:

Well I'm going to write a strongly worded email to telltale and demand and Archer series.

Because now that you made me think about it. Its all I want.

I've never been interested in those games, but I would play the poo poo out of an Archer one. Just as long as one option allows me to make Woodhouse eat spider webs.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
This was a fun fan-made Power Girl movie where PG got benched for massive property damage and has to find a job:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUiNFzzF-ZI

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Bogus Adventure posted:

I've never been interested in those games, but I would play the poo poo out of an Archer one. Just as long as one option allows me to make Woodhouse eat spider webs.

And go pick up some sand. I dont know anything about how they grade sand...but...course

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bogus Adventure posted:

I've never been interested in those games, but I would play the poo poo out of an Archer one. Just as long as one option allows me to make Woodhouse eat spider webs.

The Borderlands one is probably the closest thing to archer in terms of the main character being a funny cocky dickhole. The whole game's a comedy and I think it's pretty well done but it's Borderlands humor which isn't everyones thing

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMCuJTqkPJI

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEkybsx2kB8

Sorry this is getting off the threads point but I'd watch a borderlands movie if it was done as silly as the telltale game is

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Aesop Poprock posted:

The Borderlands one is probably the closest thing to archer in terms of the main character being a funny cocky dickhole. The whole game's a comedy and I think it's pretty well done but it's Borderlands humor which isn't everyones thing

Which is legit their best one. If you have ps+ its free this month fyi!

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

a bone to pick posted:

I just didn't expect that comic to be straight up gay porn; I thought it was an official DC comic where Batman and Superman are lovers but nope, just straight up buttfucking.

Dc recently put out a Midnighter and Apollo comic by a local writer who happens to be gay

For those of you who are plebes Midnighter and Apollo are literally Batman and Superman but gay and in love

The last page is an homage to the last page of Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow, where Superman is totally about to gently caress Lois, except with Midnighter instead of Lois

It ruled

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Dc recently put out a Midnighter and Apollo comic by a local writer who happens to be gay

For those of you who are plebes Midnighter and Apollo are literally Batman and Superman but gay and in love

The last page is an homage to the last page of Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow, where Superman is totally about to gently caress Lois, except with Midnighter instead of Lois

It ruled

I'll buy that and I haven't bought a comic book since like Spawn 100

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Dc recently put out a Midnighter and Apollo comic by a local writer who happens to be gay

For those of you who are plebes Midnighter and Apollo are literally Batman and Superman but gay and in love

The last page is an homage to the last page of Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow, where Superman is totally about to gently caress Lois, except with Midnighter instead of Lois

It ruled

Midnighter and Apollo are legit some of the best and most underused DC heroes. Warren Ellis really put them to great use.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
At least as of when I read The Authority, they only had 1 action figure apiece but I still got em. "Two Terrible Ideas" or whatever it's called is literally my favorite mainstream comic short story.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
that time Wonder Woman and Supergirl and literally every other DC superheroine told Pick to stop posting because she's an embarrassment to her gender and humanity as a whole

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

that time Wonder Woman and Supergirl and literally every other DC superheroine told Pick to stop posting because she's an embarrassment to her gender and humanity as a whole

I used to think Pick was terrible and weird and I'd mock her but she's had a torrent of funny and insightful posts for like 6 months now so I dunno if I was just missing stuff or she improved a lot

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I mean pick is definitely weird but so is everyone else who still posts here

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
So then I says to him I says, "hey, there's a lot to like about the DCAU, but nobody says you HAVE to watch the zeta project."

(Make a batman beyond movie.)

Volcott fucked around with this message at 09:39 on May 20, 2017

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again
Can't have twelve pages without this classic.



The bones by Superman's feet of people who have failed his "crazy test" is what puts it over the top for me.

GokuGoesSSj69 fucked around with this message at 08:01 on May 28, 2017

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Aesop Poprock posted:

I used to think Pick was terrible and weird and I'd mock her but she's had a torrent of funny and insightful posts for like 6 months now so I dunno if I was just missing stuff or she improved a lot

after she lobotomized herself it activated the funny switch in her brain

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Coolness Averted posted:

yeah I was about to say this, but I've got enough posts gobbling Morrisons dick in this thread. When that dude says 'he's writing modern myths' he's not being pretentious and saying his stuff is going to last ages, he's saying characters like Superman, Darth Vader, and James Bond inhabit the modern popular mindspace as Zeus, Roland, and Coyote did in the past.
Also Moore has never dismissed the work he cares about, at best he's distanced himself from stuff where he was wrong only after it becomes popular, but more often says "The comics others like are poo poo my comics are ART," or does his best to poo poo on the companies that got him fat because they're KKKorporate.

Morrison's animal man is neat especially for the whole 4th wall breaking stuff and meta fiction towards the later parts of it, and for being his first major rehabilitation of a silly silver-age concept, but he's pulled off the same sorts of gimmicks in other stuff too.

To be fair to Moore part of his hatred for the big two is that the contract for watchmen said rights would revert to him and gibbons after it went out of print and then whoops it has literally never left print and dc has never attempted to square things with the guy who wrote their best selling comic ever

Marvel he doesn't hate there was just some goof up right after he agreed to give them a shot and he just went yeah I'm done here

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

that time Wonder Woman and Supergirl and literally every other DC superheroine told Pick to stop posting because she's an embarrassment to her gender and humanity as a whole

that time when none of you loving nerds can go one thread without having to complain about other gbs posters constantly

for actual content: I would really love to see some of the Batman Black and White stories adapted into a short movie anthology

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax


a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fantomah is really cool, she's like captain planet but loving wrecks people

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
The Batman B&W movie they need to make is the one where it's just a mom telling her kid stories of Batman as a sort of fairy tale heroic legend that vanished when he was no longer needed and she sort of tearfully says he'll return if he's ever needed by the innocent and good people of Gotham, only for it to pull back and they are revealed to be living in a futuristic military police fascist state and we eventually get a slow reveal of a soldier standing watch getting attacked by a Bat-shaped shadow

edit: That one or the Batman vs. Nazis story set in the 30s.

JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 18:06 on May 21, 2017

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