Improbable Lobster posted:

I do not think quality when I hear the phrase "canned, university sports team branded cheese"

funmanguy posted:

Funny Forums Quotes: Mostly Chease Chat

Hihohe posted:

Who was that one guy who didnt realized he was lactose Intolerant and asked goons why he was having horrible shits and goons figured out that everything he ate had cheese in it?

Hogge Wild posted:

i don't really like cheese

Panfilo posted:

Goddamn CHICKEN NUGGETS have vitamin C in them, how are these nerds dying?!

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Now all we need is some chicken and we'll be in business.

Inspector Hound posted:

"cheese crystals" sounds like a drug you'd find in the South in the future

quote:

Unless specifically excepted or unless listed in another schedule, any material, compound, mixture, or preparation that contains any quantity of the following hallucinogenic substances or that contains any of their salts, isomers, including optical, positional, or geometric isomers, homologues, nitrogen-heterocyclic analogs, esters, ethers, and salts of isomers, homologues, nitrogen-heterocyclic analogs, esters, or ethers, if the existence of such salts, isomers, and salts of isomers is possible within the specific chemical designation or class description

Inspector Hound posted:

"cheese crystals" sounds like a drug you'd find in the South in the future

Jeza posted:

http://leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0800-0899/0893/0893.html

Tyramine is actually a Schedule 1 substance in Florida, categorised as a hallucinogenic. And according to Florida:


Which would probably include tyrosine crystals in cheese.

honda whisperer posted:

Someone tell tcc so we can kill a goon with a cheese overdose.

Inspector Hound posted:

"cheese crystals" sounds like a drug you'd find in the South in the future

Jeza posted:

http://leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0800-0899/0893/0893.html

Tyramine is actually a Schedule 1 substance in Florida, categorised as a hallucinogenic. And according to Florida:


Which would probably include tyrosine crystals in cheese.

honda whisperer posted:

Someone tell tcc so we can kill a goon with a cheese overdose.

SaltyJesus posted:

I dunno, I feel like heart attacks are a thing already.

Hogge Wild posted:

i don't really like cheese

Blind Sally posted:

that's okay. i will eat the cheese for you.

SeXReX posted:

Its not exactly a fridge but i feel this fits

rezatahs posted:

despite the warning on the box i believe you have settled

honda whisperer posted:

Someone tell tcc so we can kill a goon with a cheese overdose.

honda whisperer posted:

Someone tell tcc so we can kill a goon with a cheese overdose.

quote:

The first signs of this were discovered by a British pharmacist who noticed his wife, who at the time was on MAOI medication, had severe headaches when eating cheese.[14] For this reason, the crisis is still called the "cheese effect" or "cheese crisis", though other foods can cause the same problem

Pick posted:

when teddy roosevelt first went to yellowstone, he agreed, despite his sportsman's heart, not to hunt any of the animals that lived there (even though poaching was rampant, especially when it became common knowledge that the fines were less than the value of the animals and you could only be expelled from the park, not given jail time). he did however collect a single animal, a mouse he suspected might be a new species. you see, he studied as a biologist. why, he even founded the boone and crockett club--a hunter's club that had game preservation as an integral part of its mission. he was a man of principle and of honor and probably smelled incredible. i assume it was musky and manly. not the old sweat of a college lounge room couch, but the fresh sweat of exertion and perhaps occasionally lust. yet, his manliness was tempered by his glasses, his teddy kryptonite, giving him one small flaw that humanized him and made him accessible and which you could take off at night to see his "true" and natural face

furthermore, he designated many of the national forests in oregon, i would take him there to show him the vast wonders of the state, including ones the location of which I know but were not discovered until after his death. there are endemic cave spiders, i would discover one and name it after him, and he would be impressed and give me a sideways smile and gently massage the end of his mustache. he wouldn't get inappropriate hard-ons, he's just too cultured, but when the time was right his boner would be ample and girthy. we would also find a pacific octopus, largest of the known octopodes. he would be impressed by this

WrenP-Complete posted:

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Pick's trying to be some kind of Americanized Avshalom with Arik reskinned as Teddy. Sad. amazing

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Hot Diggity! posted:

Lol Richard Spencer got banned from his gym for being a nazi

Spoeank posted:

so much for the tolerant lift