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Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

Kwyndig posted:

There's got to be somebody out there who plays both and has like, the most poo poo tastes in both board games and RPGs and I shudder to think what their shelf has to look like.

Please do not doxx me.

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
so what is the boardgame equivalent of only plays Pathfinder Core?

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

gradenko_2000 posted:

so what is the boardgame equivalent of only plays Pathfinder Core?

people who only play Settlers of Catan

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

gradenko_2000 posted:

so what is the boardgame equivalent of only plays Pathfinder Core?

people who only play munchkin and zombie games

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Countblanc posted:

people who only play munchkin and zombie games

That sounds about right, they're games that can be fun but really overstay their welcome easily.

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

Countblanc posted:

Well I specifically meant here. Most people I know who play one irl play the other, though there's definitely a trend where the ones who plays a lot of RPGs plays poo poo board games and the ones deep in board games only know about 3.5e.

Most people have poo poo tastes in board games, and most people have poo poo tastes in RPG systems, so finding good taste in both coinciding inside one single person, even though it seems like there should be some correlation, is much rarer than you'd expect.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i only play the realest boardgame known to man, Stratego

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Alaois posted:

i only play the realest boardgame known to man, Stratego

I think you mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3sXhR7Uhf4

xiw
Sep 25, 2011

i wake up at night
night action madness nightmares
maybe i am scum

Cpig Haiku contest 2020 winner

Countblanc posted:

people who only play munchkin and zombie games

Also people who have every Cards Against Humanity expansion

quote:

White Cards

The Card Neil Gaiman wrote: “Three elves at a time.”
Going on an epic adventure and learning a valuable lesson about friendship.
True love’s kiss.
Eternal darkness.
The all-seeing Eye of Sauron.
Gender equality.
Accidentally conjuring a legless horse that can’t stop ejaculating.
Hodor.
Dinosaurs who wear armor and you ride them and they kick rear end.
Freaky, pan-dimensional sex with a demigod.
Bathing naked in a moonlit grove.
Kneeing a wizard in the balls.
making GBS threads in a wizard’s spell book and jizzing in his hat.
Handcuffing a wizard to a radiator and dousing him with kerosene.
Shooting a wizard with a gun.
A CGI dragon.
A mysterious, floating orb.
Reading The Hobbit under the covers while mom and dad scream at each other downstairs.
A magical kingdom with dragons and elves and no black people.
A gay sorceror who turns everyone gay.
A Hitachi Magic Wand.
A dwarf who won’t leave you alone until you compare penis sizes.
How hot Orlando Bloom was in Lord of the Rings.
A ghoul.
A weed elemental who gets everyone high.
Make-believe stories for autistic white men.

Black Cards

Your father was a powerful wizard, Harry. Before he died, he left you something very precious: _______.
Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by _______.
And in the end, the dragon was not evil; he just wanted _______.
Who blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time?
Critics are raving about HBO’s new Game of Thrones spin-off, “_______ of _______.”
Having tired of poetry and music, the immortal elves now fill their days with _______.

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord

Kwyndig posted:

That sounds about right, they're games that can be fun but really overstay their welcome easily.
Munchkin overstays its welcome within 10 minutes. Which, yeah, just like Pathfinder.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
"Strategy" and "tactics" are just crutches for those who can't face the truth. Chutes and Ladders simulates that you have no control over your success or failure, or even over your moral choices, and life is a meaningless sea of chaos that which nobody can truly influence. As such, it's the only meaningful board game you ever need to play. But to be fair, Uno and Sorry! are good demonstrations of how other people will crush you without mercy and how society is less like a hive of bees and more like a bucket of crabs.

Munchkin, on the other hand, is for babies that need a reward and applause every time they kick down a door and murder a stranger. :mad:

Alien Rope Burn fucked around with this message at 04:08 on May 22, 2017

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord

Alien Rope Burn posted:

"Strategy" and "tactics" are just crutches for those who can't face the truth. Chutes and Ladders simulates that you have no control over your success or failure, or even over your moral choices, and life is a meaningless sea of chaos in which nobody can truly influence. As such, it's the only meaningful board game you ever need to play. But to be fair, Uno and Sorry! are good demonstrations of how other people will crush you without mercy and how society is less like a hive of bees and more like a bucket of crabs.

Munchkin, on the other hand, is for babies that need a reward and applause every time they kick down a door and murder a stranger. :mad:
Candyland shows how all of our destinies are set at birth and we're just waiting to see if we get stuck in the molasses swamp, or climb the gumdrop mountains.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

starkebn posted:

Worst kind of roleplay story in my opinion

I kind of agree tbh. I like hearing stories about people being inventive or fun or finding creative applications of rules/gear/whatever over "this session was only notable because nat 20/1", if only because that seems to be the most common memorable thing anyone ever shares.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Covok posted:

What we need is gritty military sci-fi that is all about the failures of facism and the necessity of socialist, liberal democracy
I promise I will write this some day. In the meantime, Fragged Empire is probably the closest thing that exists.

Traveller can easily fit the bill, depending on how you run it. But my impression of Traveller is that it's from the 70s school of pessimistic sci-fi that's critical of capitalism and militarism, but also seems to regard it as inevitable and unstoppable.

Also, :can: Star Wars is military sci-fi about the cycle of liberal democracy breaking down into fascism and rebuilding itself. :can:

Covok posted:

Except the author was in support of this stuff, IIRC.
Heinlein was a very very weird dude and very much a product of 60s liberalism. He was a hippie libertarian, and comes across to me as the sort of 60s male feminist who supports "liberation" because he thinks that means "free love" which means "free sex with a harem of eager babes." A lot like Ed Greenwood, actually.

occamsnailfile posted:

Le Guin is, if not specifically leftist, at the least opposed to the idea of American/white/male exceptionalism and centrality, and actively works to promote alternative perspectives in her writing. Those who walk away from Omelas is considered a touchstone of dystopian fiction for simply asking what a perfect society should cost.
Oddly, The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas is relevant to a major point of Zizek's that SMG is fond of flogging: the utopian fantasy of the modern era is to imagine that our current system can just perpetuate itself forever; we're told that the injustice in the world is inevitable and unavoidable, but it's never actually explained to us why it's necessary. It's easier to imagine the end of the world than to imagine relatively minor changes that would make the world more just.

gradenko_2000 posted:

I think an analysis of RPGs through the lens of dialectic materialism would at least be mildly interesting
I'm not exactly a Marxist scholar but I do tend to take a class-conscious approach to drat near everything. This is definitely going to come out somewhat in my F&Fs of Vampire. I'd be on that already, but I just bought a house and moved in.

I thought about reviewing Millennium's End which, at first glance, appears to be pure distilled Tom Clancy techno-thriller death cult fiction as RPG. But from what I can tell, the main point of the game is the complicated rules for guns and milwank, with ideology a very distant second.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

You put the can of worms smiley around your uninventive star wars reading and not around your Ed Greenwood dig? That's some courage there man.

Zurui
Apr 20, 2005
Even now...



Halloween Jack posted:

Heinlein was a very very weird dude and very much a product of 60s liberalism. He was a hippie libertarian, and comes across to me as the sort of 60s male feminist who supports "liberation" because he thinks that means "free love" which means "free sex with a harem of eager babes." A lot like Ed Greenwood, actually.

If you want a good picture, Jubal Harshaw is literally Heinlein.


Nuns with Guns posted:

You put the can of worms smiley around your uninventive star wars reading and not around your Ed Greenwood dig? That's some courage there man.

The fact that Ed Greenwood is a weirdo pervert not really disputable.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Zurui posted:

The fact that Ed Greenwood is a weirdo pervert not really disputable.

It depends on whether or not Arivia is reading the thread at the moment

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Nuns with Guns posted:

You put the can of worms smiley around your uninventive star wars reading and not around your Ed Greenwood dig? That's some courage there man.
If anyone is upset I will gladly lick their tears.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Nuns with Guns posted:

It depends on whether or not Arivia is reading the thread at the moment

Hi.

It's worth remembering that over half of Ed's original group, his original test readers and so on, are all women. I won't disagree that Ed is the free love sort, but that actually comes from his social group and was what his audience has repeatedly asked for. He's the exact opposite of the creepy shut in who's never touched a woman - he writes what he does because his audience, particularly women, ask for it. It's also worth remembering that Ed has repeatedly tried to put in more and better representation in his products for years. That stuff was always edited out by TSR/WotC, going back to the first Realms publications in 1987. He has stood up for women in gaming, writing, et cetera. I'm smiling remembering how loving livid he got on Facebook when Gamergate went after the trans character in Baldur's Gate.

Ed's not perfect, but creepy pervert is way off the mark.

Zurui
Apr 20, 2005
Even now...



No one called him creepy, he doesn't seem creepy. Just licentious and prone to including that in his games, which is weird.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Zurui posted:

No one called him creepy, he doesn't seem creepy. Just licentious and prone to including that in his games, which is weird.

You called him a weird pervert, dude. I'm explaining how that's not really the case.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Change thread title to "Greenwood because it's wet" tia.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
nvm

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Are we allowed to still consider Ed Greenwood's writing terminally adolescent? I swear to God, that "three D&D wizards travel to Earth and have secret club meetings in my kitchen while I secretly watch from a closet, tee-hee!" series is like half the stuff on fanfiction.net, only a generation too early.

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

Kwyndig posted:

There's got to be somebody out there who plays both and has like, the most poo poo tastes in both board games and RPGs and I shudder to think what their shelf has to look like.

I've got friends who play both but they also own like, every RPG and Board game so it's hard to tell how their tastes run.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Elminster definitely fucks.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

ed greenwood is a creepy sex pervert and i'm glad this line of thought makes arivia mad

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

Countblanc posted:

people who only play munchkin and zombie games

I would have gone with Cosmic Encounter myself.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Elminster's Neg Person

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

Kai Tave posted:

I would have gone with Cosmic Encounter myself.

I was convinced until recently that no one actually played Cosmic Encounter and that it was just a long con troll from our boys at SU&SD, but I actually saw it crop up in the wild at a meet-up a week or so ago.

BrainParasite
Jan 24, 2003


occamsnailfile posted:

Le Guin is, if not specifically leftist, at the least opposed to the idea of American/white/male exceptionalism and centrality, and actively works to promote alternative perspectives in her writing. Those who walk away from Omelas is considered a touchstone of dystopian fiction for simply asking what a perfect society should cost.

Le Guin is kind of famously an anarchist, i.e. anti-authoritarian left. The Dispossessed is about an society that rejects any sort of concept of possessions.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
I think Elminster doesn't gently caress, he's just a buddy with the author of the books and asks him to add scenes where he fucks.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

starkebn posted:

Worst kind of roleplay story in my opinion
Yeah I guess between me and

OpenlyEvilJello posted:

I rolled three natural ones in a row on the same check in my first extended 3.5e campaign.
we covered about all the ground we're gonna.

Antivehicular posted:

I swear to God, that "three D&D wizards travel to Earth and have secret club meetings in my kitchen while I secretly watch from a closet, tee-hee!" series is like half the stuff on fanfiction.net.
please don't post my Blue Velvet crossover

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

My Lovely Horse posted:

Yesterday one of my players gave us that coveted moment of excitement you get when you experience something you've only ever heard of by rolling three critical hits in a row. Then turn order moved on to the next player, who made an attack and also rolled a critical hit.

share your tales of statistical improbability

My favorite was the RPPR crew's Iron Heroes campaign where the Scythe-wielding Monk character rolled a nat 20 to provoke a critical threat multiple times, but they only confirmed a critical hit once across maybe a dozen episodes.

Don't get me wrong, I understand the design behind crit confirmations, but that was really unfortunate for the player because his dreams of landing a big 4x critical hit was like a wet fart.

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

Countblanc posted:

I was convinced until recently that no one actually played Cosmic Encounter and that it was just a long con troll from our boys at SU&SD, but I actually saw it crop up in the wild at a meet-up a week or so ago.

I kind of feel like it's a harder sell these days since it doesn't really have the party game/cooldown game vibe that things like Munchkin or CAH do, it comes across as more of a "real" boardgame and consequently people are more willing to say they'd rather play something else whereas they may be more willing to go along with Munchkin "just for a few rounds or so" out of politeness.

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

rumble in the bunghole posted:

I think Elminster doesn't gently caress, he's just a buddy with the author of the books and asks him to add scenes where he fucks.
I heard Greenwood wrote about Elminster hanging out with Greenwood, so

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Antivehicular posted:

Are we allowed to still consider Ed Greenwood's writing terminally adolescent? I swear to God, that "three D&D wizards travel to Earth and have secret club meetings in my kitchen while I secretly watch from a closet, tee-hee!" series is like half the stuff on fanfiction.net, only a generation too early.

I'll be sure to tell Dante that while we're at it.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Arivia posted:

I'll be sure to tell Dante that while we're at it.

a) Yeah, actually, the bits of Dante that are him writing fanfiction about his tooling around the afterlife with his favorite dead people and seeing people he didn't like burning in Hell are pretty goddamn juvenile;
b) There is a certain quality gap between Dante Alighieri and Ed Greenwood that makes one's self-indulgence and juvenile tendencies a forgivable foible in a masterwork and the other's... distinctly less so.

Sidenote: my partner has been reading through terrible Forgotten Realms tie-in novels (don't ask me why), and there's been a copy of Elminster Enraged sitting on our bedside bookshelf for a couple of months. I have profound difficulties not thinking of that book as Elminster Engorged, even though I have no idea whether it contains Elminster sex or not, because I did my time in the FR novel mines in high school and have no plans to return. It's just... Elminster, you know?

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
Ed Greenwood is a weird pervert, but that's not necessarily pejorative any more than "slapthighs" is as a term. :allears:

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Durendal
Jan 25, 2008

Who made you God to say
"I'll take your sheep from you?"



I mainly play board games, but occasionally I get to play some rpgs.

So far I have only played 3.5, Scion, and 5th Edition. None of them have struck me as mechanically sound or balanced. And I definitely wouldn't consider any of them a straight up "I want to play these all the time" favorite, or advocate for them that matter. Nonetheless I still have a fun time role playing and slaying baddies with my friends.

Shelf status: one 5ed rule book is resting above six 18XX games

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