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Those are funny posts, but wtf is with that seal? I thought they were nice and timid? Was she holding a tuna in her rear end?
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# ? May 21, 2017 18:16 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Those are funny posts, but wtf is with that seal? I thought they were nice and timid? Was she holding a tuna in her rear end? It might have just been playing, or it might have panicked because people got too close, or it might have mistaken her for something. They're predators which can weigh up to 300 kg (660 lb) for a medium sized species like that one and they have pretty nasty teeth, I really wouldn't want to jump in the water after one which had started biting people. Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 18:31 on May 21, 2017 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Those are funny posts, but wtf is with that seal? I thought they were nice and timid? Was she holding a tuna in her rear end? That is a sea lion. They're like undersea bears. People were feeding it so it started to associate people with food.
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# ? May 21, 2017 18:43 |
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tremendously bad cheese pun
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# ? May 21, 2017 18:58 |
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Wonder what's going on in GBS..... Posted on a Deviantart thread.
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# ? May 21, 2017 19:29 |
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Pick posted:Avshalom has been permabanned. Rip. Avs no!!! Why couldn't you have contented yourself with just wishing gratuitous and graphic untimely flatulence upon him???
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# ? May 21, 2017 20:28 |
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Pick posted:Don't date men until they're 35 or so and the world's ground them down and they've accepted their inevitable death as an escape from their pain. Blue Train posted:Lol if it takes you to 35 to get there
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# ? May 21, 2017 21:06 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Avs no!!! Why couldn't you have contented yourself with just wishing gratuitous and graphic untimely flatulence upon him??? He calls that "talking"
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# ? May 21, 2017 21:13 |
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Posted on a Deviantart thread. That thing is just begging to be turned into a loss edit.
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# ? May 21, 2017 21:29 |
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If you spend any amount of time in that thread you'd avoid making requests.
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# ? May 21, 2017 21:34 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:vile cheese pun You're in de meaux, right?
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# ? May 21, 2017 23:29 |
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HerStuddMuffin posted:That thing is just begging to be turned into a loss edit. Edd of Eddsworld (What that comic is based on) passed away years ago from cancer. Happy?
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# ? May 22, 2017 03:06 |
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:Riyadh- Controversy erupted amid the White House Press Corps today as White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer denied reports that President Donald Trump touched the dreadful Orb to gain its power.
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# ? May 23, 2017 01:07 |
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post of the year right here
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# ? May 23, 2017 01:59 |
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# ? May 23, 2017 08:28 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Avshalom is the funniest poster on the forums and we are worse off without her.
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# ? May 23, 2017 09:29 |
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stop i cant breathe
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# ? May 23, 2017 09:31 |
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Holy poo poo change my name to maga man right fuckin now.
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# ? May 23, 2017 12:47 |
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Av shouldn't have kept loving around with threatening the president, then I hate trump too but Lowtax already been visited by the Secret Service once.
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# ? May 23, 2017 12:59 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Av shouldn't have kept loving around with threatening the president, then I hate trump too but Lowtax already been visited by the Secret Service once. Probably more than once and since he's closed the office they might be at his house which is loads of fuckedupedness
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# ? May 23, 2017 13:23 |
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Goddamn this is a good post.
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# ? May 23, 2017 14:08 |
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Rough Lobster posted:Goddamn this is a good post. It reads like that old Zack Parson's article where Oprah Winnifred is secretly eating everyone.
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# ? May 23, 2017 14:55 |
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Rough Lobster posted:Goddamn this is a good post. nah
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# ? May 23, 2017 15:40 |
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# ? May 23, 2017 17:26 |
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syscall girl posted:Probably more than once and since he's closed the office they might be at his house which is loads of fuckedupedness Why'd he close the office? To keep out Schmorky?
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# ? May 23, 2017 18:12 |
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VanSandman posted:Why'd he close the office? To keep out Schmorky? These dead gay forums only bring in 1/10 the income they used to, and he realized he could save money by keeping his couch and pills in his basement.
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# ? May 23, 2017 19:27 |
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syscall girl posted:It reads like that old Zack Parson's article where Oprah Winnifred is secretly eating everyone. I thought that was Rachel Ray? http://www.somethingawful.com/news/weekend-with-rachael/ Makes more sense IMO.
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# ? May 23, 2017 19:30 |
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Jesus, this should win some kind of award. I'm crying.
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# ? May 23, 2017 19:39 |
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Field Mousepad posted:Holy poo poo change my name to maga man right fuckin now. Super Fighting Racist.
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# ? May 23, 2017 19:56 |
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Scudworth posted:I can't decide what's more hosed up - god as a vengeful omnipotent force whose true will can never be known, or god as the crusty old dean in a college movie who you must constantly hit with rule loophole interpretations to save your frat from being expelled because technically a dog CAN be the valedictorian.
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# ? May 24, 2017 02:28 |
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Now that's kosher!
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:13 |
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it's awfully derivative of "barack is now the size of an oak tree" but I give it a solid B+ to A- regardless.
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:48 |
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Sagebrush posted:it's awfully derivative of "barack is now the size of an oak tree" but I give it a solid B+ to A- regardless. Can someone post this one btw? Its a favorite.
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# ? May 24, 2017 04:12 |
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O. Henry O-Face posted:Can someone post this one btw? Its a favorite. quote:12:05 PM eastern standard time, the Muslims have vanished.
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# ? May 24, 2017 04:40 |
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Sagebrush posted:it's awfully derivative of "barack is now the size of an oak tree" but I give it a solid B+ to A- regardless. It's got a totally different narrative structure though, and except “POTUS being turned into a magical being“ (apparently a nascent genre of literary fiction) they have hardly anything in common imo. I give both an A+.
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# ? May 24, 2017 05:46 |
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Obama turns into an oak might have created the genre, but dark orb Trump perfected it.
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# ? May 24, 2017 07:11 |
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It's not as if the Obama post isn't derivative of Pynchon anyways.
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# ? May 24, 2017 09:03 |
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Obama the oak is one of the finest things written on these forums. Anyone remember that spliced together story using Obama's audiobook, Son of Strelka (Son of God)? That was really amazing work.
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# ? May 24, 2017 09:18 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Any38uNUelM I think Trig Discipline made it, or maybe I'm confused?
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e: ^^^ he didNanomashoes posted:It's not as if the Obama post isn't derivative of Pynchon anyways. Pirate Priebus
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