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Batterypowered7 posted:This one's got me chuckling at my desk. It doesn't sound like he ever mentioned her dry elbows before or anything, so I'm not sure why he'd have to stealth do it when she falls asleep. Maybe you're right. May e it is a sex weird. To be honest, I would be super cool with someone moisturising my elbows and my gross scaly ankles in my sleep because I always forget to use the super expensive moisturiser I bought for them, if they could clip my toenails that would be rad af. But I am terrible at self care for my gross scaly idiot body, so idk e: no snype, just think about my goony scaly ankles all page, namaste Yolo Swaggins Esq fucked around with this message at 14:01 on May 23, 2017 |
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Clark Nova posted:How likely is it for a dog to do this to only one person if that person ins't abusing it? How can you have enough of an "intimidating presence" to terrify your own pet just walking around the house? Ask my spoiled rotten rescue dog. Treated like a queen, but if you call her she puts her ears down and runs away. She wasn't even abused, her litter was born under my friends deck in a remote community where they were teaching and they sent her litter up.
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quote:Me [25M] and my girlfriend [25F]. She wants to go back to having protected sex (after years of unprotected) because she has a new job where she'll be out of town 5 days a week. To be fair, it's just this one issue. Brainworm fucked around with this message at 14:08 on May 23, 2017 |
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I [22F] am sick of my boyfriend [24M] (2 years) always talking about a female video game character. u/Throwaway0022870752 13h I'm new to this subreddit, made a throwaway because my boyfriend is on reddit. I apologize if this is really long, I just need to vent. Also, I can't figure out how to flair. So I've been dating this guy for two years. Last year, this video game came out, and he has been obsessed with this one female character. (Y'all can probably guess which game.) He has her as his computer wallpaper, phone wallpaper, ringtone, he has shirts with her logo on it, fan art, a decal on his car, and he wants figurines of her. He literally mentions her at LEAST once a day, and when I get annoyed, he finds it amusing. He doesn't get how insecure it makes me. And when I call him out on it, he gets all defensive, and he tells me that he loves me, and that it's just a character in a game, so it's not like she could actually steal him away from me. Which to me, sounds like if she were real, or if he happened to stumble upon a girl that was very similar to her in looks and personality, he would totally leave me for her. And he'll do annoying poo poo like when we're having a nice cuddle, he'll trace her whisker marks on my cheeks, and then act like he doesn't know why I'm upset. He was the one who recently introduced me to reddit, and even showed me how to add friends and see their posts and comments.Today, he wanted to show me a comment he made on some post (it was about things you secretly find cute about your SO, and he found a way to mention her in there), so while I was on my lunch break, I decided to scroll through his post history to see what else he posts about. 90% of his comments, and his last few posts, are about this video game character, some of which were saucy fan art. He always gets upset when I bring up the fact that he talks about her, and says he feels like I'm saying I want to break up. Well, sometimes I wonder if I should, because I really loving hate feeling this way. And I feel like I've had this conversation with him at least once a month. How do I deal with the fact that my boyfriend is overly obsessed with this video game character? I used to have obsessions with fictional characters, but once he and I started dating, all those feelings pretty much stopped, and it annoys me that his feelings haven't. Or should I just break up with him? I love him, and I want to marry him someday, but I don't want to feel like I'm competing with video game characters for the rest of my life. tl;dr: My boyfriend is obsessed with a video game character, constantly talks about her (to me and on reddit) and has/wants tons of her merchandise, and finds it amusing when I get jealous. When I get too upset, he gets butthurt for a while, stops for a day, and then the cycle starts again. How do I get him to stop? Or do I just learn to deal with it? Or should I just leave him? ----- "I am sick of my boyfriend always talking about a female video game character" Oh God, who is it? "her game came out last year so y'all probably already know who I'm talking about" WHO THE gently caress IS IT? "When we're cuddling he'll trace whiskers on my cheeks" Oh god it's D.Va. Maybe Dr. Tim Whatley was right. Maybe Overwatch is bad.
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:I feel like I got too r/real without enough content so I found this It saves her the trouble of putting the lotion in the basket, at least.
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Clark Nova posted:It saves her the trouble of putting the lotion in the basket, at least. He has a storefront.
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My [17 F] first boyfriend [17 M] makes race jokes I don't really like.quote:I'm ok with non-pc humour and I often poke fun at my own race a lot (I'm asian), but lately I've been having some problems with the jokes my boyfriend makes about me. He's called me coin slot eyes and slit eyes, and I never really chided him on it because A) I was caught off guard and B) it hurt and made me feel awkward to the point where I wasn't sure how to react. I've never explicitly told him I didn't like those jokes too much (particularly coming from him), but I have like explained my position on racial humour and my political views on race relations so I assumed that would be enough. Today he did something that really ground my gears; he and his friends did an artistic rendition of me that really loving hurt my feelings. To surmise it they gave me lines for eyes, buck teeth and like one of those stereotypical Chinese straw hats. The triangle ones, I don't even know what they are called (the conical farming hats). I'm not Chinese by the way. My eyes are not even small. I'm only half asian! I don't even have a monolid. Half of the responses are telling her to dump his rear end, the other half, of course, are going "Well you poke fun at your race, so how is it different just because he's white" and calling her a snowflake
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Danaru posted:My [17 F] first boyfriend [17 M] makes race jokes I don't really like. He's bad but lol at Today he did something that really ground my gears; he and his friends did an artistic rendition of me that really loving hurt my feelings. To surmise it they gave me lines for eyes, buck teeth and like one of those stereotypical Chinese straw hats. The triangle ones, I don't even know what they are called (the conical farming hats). I'm not Chinese by the way.
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Yes, we saw that. In the very post above yours, even. Somehow.
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A post so nice it deserves to be made twice
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Blue Train posted:He's bad but lol at Today he did something that really ground my gears; he and his friends did an artistic rendition of me that really loving hurt my feelings. To surmise it they gave me lines for eyes, buck teeth and like one of those stereotypical Chinese straw hats. The triangle ones, I don't even know what they are called (the conical farming hats). I'm not Chinese by the way. I guess its not an empty quote but you're a fuckin' idiot mate
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I emptyquote lots of poo poo and you can suck my dick you fuckman
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Blue Train posted:I emptyquote lots of poo poo and you can suck my dick you fuckman
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:To be honest, I would be super cool with someone moisturising my elbows and my gross scaly ankles in my sleep because I always forget to use the super expensive moisturiser I bought for them, if they could clip my toenails that would be rad af. But I am terrible at self care for my gross scaly idiot body, so idk Reptilian.
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:For r/rel content I spend at least half my broke rear end student food budget on my cat and she eats better than I do, and I literally use her as an excuse when every friend I bang asks me about my love life because I'm still too in love with my high school sweetheart, who was basically a walking Hugh, and too busy being a small time freelance hoe to bother with relationships? Most of the money I use for beer and my crazy seaweed and tea budget. They getcha, don't they?
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Pick posted:They getcha, don't they? How about a story about a happier Hugh? You said he wasn't always this way. How was he ten years ago?
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My [20F] ex [20M] doesn't accept the break up...OP posted:I've already made another post about my situation and I've finally broke up. quote:Uhhhhh maybe because you still go over to see him? Seriously? Stop seeing him, you'll stop having these problems. This is just as much your fault as it is his. OP posted:I know and I told him these things but he doesn't stop. He still says that he loves me and hugs me etc.. quote:What part about STOP SEEING HIM is so drat hard.
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I [24F] Don't Want My Dad [49M] to Walk Me Down the Aisle at My Wedding u/mannepiper quote:So I'm getting married in a few days, and I don't think I want my dad to walk me down the aisle. I'm not a fan of the symbolism involved, and we've had a bit of a rough relationship the last year. It's mostly about the symbolism, but the rockiness of the relationship doesn't help. One small incident involved him coming to me and telling me that he doesn't like my fiancé and heavily implying that we should break up, so it's mixed up in my future marriage as well.
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Khorne posted:I've never looked into the cost of meat. As in, actual consumable meat per pound of boneless skinless breasts vs other types of chicken. It's good to know that whole chickens are real cheap though. how many loving onions are you eating a day, Shrek?
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Mexican friends wants me to adopt their babyOP posted:Two of my Mexican friends recently had a child, and they want me to adopt it so that it can have an American passport and citizenship. But the baby would still live with them, and the adoption would simply be in name only. Is that legal? How does the government check? Does this happen often? What should I do? Every comment is a unanimous "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" The OP listens as well as you'd expect. OP posted:they would pay the legal fees. What aspect of it is fraud. I'm not 100% on this tbh, that's why I want to know all the legal stuff behind it. OP posted:They would stay in Mexico. They don't want to move to the states, they just want their baby to have options and a passport. OP posted:what's worse than going to jail that the government can do to me? I don't think they execute for this.
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Blue Train posted:I [24F] Don't Want My Dad [49M] to Walk Me Down the Aisle at My Wedding
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In order to maintain my healthy body weight as a beanstalk giant I need a breakfast of six entire chickens, a hogshead of mead, a silo of grain, and a plucky farmer lad who's come to steal my golden-egg goose
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Danaru posted:Mexican friends wants me to adopt their baby Mexican friends have money for this, but not enough to go the many California "have your baby in the states for citzenship" facilities? Dont go to jail for bad planners.
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Me [23F] with my boyfriend [25M] of 8 months, argument over me eating sushi too muchquote:This is kind of a weird one. I want to start by saying I love my boyfriend. We get along great, he always knows how to make me laugh and cheer me up after a rough day. He's my best friend.
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quote:what's worse than going to jail that the government can do to me? I don't think they execute for this.
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dudeness posted:Me [23F] with my boyfriend [25M] of 8 months, argument over me eating sushi too much So she eats about 5 meals of sushi a week its high but it shouldnt be high enough to trigger her boyfriends "I am upset I am dating a sealion in a wig" thoughts. I say keep devouring seafood but try to bark at him less, lie if you have to, so that he never discovers the truth.
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I have no problem with either partner thinking oral is gross as long as they do it. It's not enjoyable for me and I think it's gross but you aren't doing it for yourself. I'm sure there are lots of women who feel the same way about blowjobs.
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dudeness posted:Me [23F] with my boyfriend [25M] of 8 months, argument over me eating sushi too much I really hope that got crossposted to r/badfemaleanatomy with the you-are-what-you-eat fish pussy responses. She doesn't have to care how she tastes anyway if she's content to date that miserable weenie.
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I would date a lady sea lion that appreciated sushi
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dudeness posted:you're not even Asian ??????
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Blue Train posted:?????? All Asians are the same. I'm not racist though
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dudeness posted:Me [23F] with my boyfriend [25M] of 8 months, argument over me eating sushi too much
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new phone who dis posted:I have no problem with either partner thinking oral is gross as long as they do it. It's not enjoyable for me and I think it's gross but you aren't doing it for yourself. I'm sure there are lots of women who feel the same way about blowjobs. this really bums me out its fun to give oral to a partner of either gender, and also, to receive it
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Barudak posted:So she eats about 5 meals of sushi a week its high but it shouldnt be high enough to trigger her boyfriends "I am upset I am dating a sealion in a wig" thoughts. I say keep devouring seafood but try to bark at him less, lie if you have to, so that he never discovers the truth. I most certainly did not have sushi for lunch, I had chicken tendies and french fries, as befits a human woman in good standing. Please don't yell at me.
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Clark Nova posted:It saves her the trouble of putting the lotion in the basket, at least. When I'm old and senile I always picture me and my partner speaking in nothing but film cliches.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:When I'm old and senile I always picture me and my partner speaking in nothing but film cliches. It all goes great up until the film shes based her life on was unfinished due to the untimely death of the director so you can never get closure. Or you gun her down on the wharf after she summons a giant childrens toy to kill the mayor. Theres really only two ways this can go.
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Is sushi ok for pregnant women? My friend was avoiding undercooked meats and charcuterie during her pregnancy. I thought that was the boyfriend's reasoning at first but then it turned out he was just a racist idiot.
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mercury can be an issue with fish and pregnant women. It'll depend on the fish and not necessarily preparation.
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