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swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Refs still figuring that out.

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TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

swickles posted:

Refs still figuring that out.

:golfclap:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

First :420: offense = lifetime ban

swickles posted:

Refs still figuring that out.

A much better answer than mine :argh:

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Gotta install a snow machine like a ski slope and dump on the end zone after every touchdown. Snow angels in August.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Albert Breer says they are moving to one cutdown day.

Quite a bloodletting :stare:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Spoeank posted:

Albert Breer says they are moving to one cutdown day.

Quite a bloodletting :stare:

This is a tv ratings move.

CUTDOWN DAY 2K17

WE'RE HERE WITH 24 HOUR COVERAGE

SEE WHO MADE THE CUT AND WHO GOT THE AXE

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

They waited until Chad and TO are out of the league, p hosed up

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

FizFashizzle posted:

This is a tv ratings move.

CUTDOWN DAY 2K17

WE'RE HERE WITH 24 HOUR COVERAGE

SEE WHO MADE THE CUT AND WHO GOT THE AXE

Cutdown day: where you hear as many names you know as you do in rounds 6 and 7 of the draft

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The best part of delayed cutdown day is now the 4th preseason game will be even worse.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Welp, gonna need a new avatar.

https://twitter.com/PewterReport/status/867050730917646337

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


"if you could guarantee you were getting a kicker who never missed inside of 40 yds wouldn't it be worth a second rounder?"

rofl

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I mean, hey, if Nick Folk solves your kicker problem, then you took a real bell end way to get there, but at least it'll be fixed.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I'd have respect for Tampa bay if they actually cut Aguayo.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Mike Tanier said that Kelvin Benjamin looks fat and slow, but a lot of early practices they do drills at less than full speed so it's probably an overreaction

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

FizFashizzle posted:

I'd have respect for Tampa bay if they actually cut Aguayo.

They will.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Mike Tanier said that Kelvin Benjamin looks fat and slow, but a lot of early practices they do drills at less than full speed so it's probably an overreaction

He was fat and slow last season too.

He's been fat and slow all off season.

He looked like he can barely move in that clip, halfspeed or not.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
How dare you people not address him by his full name, Robert "Week 11 NFC Special Teams Player of the Week" Aguayo. :colbert:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Mike Tanier said that Kelvin Benjamin looks fat and slow, but a lot of early practices they do drills at less than full speed so it's probably an overreaction

FizFashizzle posted:

/puts envelope to forehead

"What is the opposite of athletic?"

https://twitter.com/panthersbill/status/867004860927004672

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

I think he looks terrible but I know nothing about practices. He just moves his knees really high like a Center running the 40 as far as I can tell

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
I'll always love Kelvin for this:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Aguayo is going to get cut then end up awesome somewhere else

lol second round kicker

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
It seems hard to believe that at the last minute, not one rational person in that draft roomed asked "are we really going use a second round pick on a kicker?? This guy won't be available later?"

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

It seems hard to believe that at the last minute, not one rational person in that draft roomed asked "are we really going trade up to use a second round pick on a kicker?? This guy won't be available later?"

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

It seems hard to believe that at the last minute, not one rational person in that draft roomed asked "are we really going to trade up and use a second round pick on a kicker?? This guy won't be available later?"

fixed that

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

I was Devil's advocating that if he was a legendary kicker it was worth it.

Unfortunately you never loving know with the draft so of course he turned out to be a turd.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

wandler20 posted:

fixed that

Taste the ownage

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I was Devil's advocating that if he was a legendary kicker it was worth it.

Unfortunately you never loving know with the draft so of course he turned out to be a turd.

Same. I defended the gently caress out of the pick and I still say if he was pro bowl level good it would be worth it. But he's not and as head cases most kickers are getting drafted that high probably didn't help.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/GarenJArargil/status/867051001035059202

BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE. I BELIEVE.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Even if he was Pro-Bowl? No way. The difference between a Pro Bowl kicker and the average schlep kicker is not worth a 2nd.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Tremendous shape. I've talked to a lot of scouts and they talk about what unbelievable shape he's in, believe me

Aguayo would have had to be Morten Anderson in 98 good (minus the NFCCG) for at least six years to be worth a second

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Even if he was Pro-Bowl? No way. The difference between a Pro Bowl kicker and the average schlep kicker is not worth a 2nd.

Says the guy who has had Gostkowski and Vinateri for the past like 15 years. Bucs lost 2 or 3 games because of kicking in 2015. They tried to fix the issue but it didn't work out. Like 70% of second rounders bust anyway.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/867060335508717568

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Dang :(

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
drat. I'll remember him most for this card I had:

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Guys

Parker is apparently blowing everyone away by eating the meals the team nutritionist has prepared for him (he reportedly skipped meals regularly and would eat candy bars. No joke.)

He also gets 8 hours of sleep a night.

You might say he's in the best shape of his life.

I've never been more excited to see a receiver blow out his ACL week 4

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I don't believe any player is in shape until they upload a video of them lifting giant weights while balancing on a yoga ball and covered in giant weight chains.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Guys

Parker is apparently blowing everyone away by eating the meals the team nutritionist has prepared for him (he reportedly skipped meals regularly and would eat candy bars. No joke.)

He also gets 8 hours of sleep a night.

You might say he's in the best shape of his life.

I've never been more excited to see a receiver blow out his ACL week 4

I like how impressed everyone is that he's behaving like a pro athlete lol

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
"Player Eats Food" has to be a new low in offseason tropes.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

"Player Eats Food" has to be a new low in offseason tropes.

Dolphins fans are going nuts and it's like Jesus guys if we are drafting first rounders who think Snickers and a 5 hour nap are acceptable things between 12-8 AM as a pro athlete we've got an issue

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Oh also lol

https://mobile.twitter.com/MMehtaNYDN/status/867064364683100160

Guys listen Marshall is better! Trust me!

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