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Found this in my twitter feed this morning, in response to this video: https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/865787952579956736
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May 20, 2017 14:37
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Found this in my twitter feed this morning, in response to this video: https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/865787952579956736 Anyway, that's why I'm now unemployed and have a criminal record.
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May 21, 2017 04:19
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  And all the bourgeois clapped
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May 21, 2017 05:52
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And then his uncle said: "Welcome to the Republican Party."
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May 21, 2017 05:55
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Verisimilidude posted:
and you just know this guy's against unions, minimum wage increases, workers standing up against management, etc.
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May 21, 2017 06:28
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God I hope someone keys the poo poo out of that car.
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May 21, 2017 06:29
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St Evan Echoes posted:Everyone watch this if you haven't already, dude is the best at visual gags: This guy's whole channel is pretty great, thanks for sharing!
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May 21, 2017 08:22
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Joey Freshwater posted:I fully believe that a solid portion of STDH stories are formed because of someone coming up with a pun like this or a witty retort, and building the story backwards from there. Because "Hey what about a woman wrestler named Sue Plex" just isn't interesting enough. James_bond.txt
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May 21, 2017 17:30
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Verisimilidude posted:
Why would he take a picture of his car out in front of some business/office instead of in the driveway? Oh right because this probably isn't even his car.
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May 21, 2017 19:39
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Maybe he lives in an apartment and that's the parking lot for the building. It's possible, since his plates are Florida plates and he's old, that it's a retirement community.
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May 22, 2017 00:53
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May 22, 2017 02:44
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No one has ever coveted a non-classic Vette that wasn't some poo poo like a ZR-1. It's a car that inspires pity for the owner more than anything else
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May 22, 2017 03:01
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Lots of modern Corvettes are cool.
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May 22, 2017 03:38
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This is one of those stdh's where someone went home and muttered to themselves in the mirror about what they would've done/wanted to do, then wrote it like it actually happened.
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May 22, 2017 05:16
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TheMostFrench posted:This is one of those stdh's where someone went home and muttered to themselves in the mirror about what they would've done/wanted to do, then wrote it like it actually happened. My favorites are the ones where people make cool/witty/socially conscious responses to situations that haven't happened.
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May 22, 2017 14:24
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TheMostFrench posted:This is one of those stdh's where someone went home and muttered to themselves in the mirror about what they would've done/wanted to do, then wrote it like it actually happened. L'esprit de l'escalier has become a loving artform
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May 23, 2017 05:14
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May 23, 2017 14:07
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How awful your life must be for you to end up feigning amusement at that weak rear end joke.
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May 23, 2017 15:02
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Fathis Munk posted:How awful your life must be for you to end up feigning amusement at that weak rear end joke. That was more than feigning mere amusement. That was feigning finding that joke so hilarious that one nearly soiled oneself. I'm not sure what the picture of Jared Padalecki is doing there, what Garnier Fructis has to do with the rest of this bad joke, or why every little thing needs a ridiculous exaggeration, but I digress.
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May 23, 2017 15:20
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As with most things itt with his or deans picture attached, it's a supernatural thing. He is lucifers vessel for a while.
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May 23, 2017 15:35
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TBH I checked out on Supernatural in the first season after the episode with the ghost trucker running people down
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May 23, 2017 16:44
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life is killing me posted:TBH I checked out on Supernatural in the first season after the episode with the ghost trucker running people down You forgot the worst part of the episode: the truck was racist. That is by far the low point of the series and I like to pretend that (also the ghost ship episode, also the bugs episode) don't exist. It does get a lot better but it's not really a show I recommend to other people - you either like it enough to put up with the bad episodes, hate it, or are the weird fetishist tumblr crowd who just want to think about the brothers loving each other (sometimes in dog form? I don't know).
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May 23, 2017 17:01
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yeah I eat rear end posted:You forgot the worst part of the episode: the truck was racist. That is by far the low point of the series and I like to pretend that (also the ghost ship episode, also the bugs episode) don't exist. It does get a lot better but it's not really a show I recommend to other people - you either like it enough to put up with the bad episodes, hate it, or are the weird fetishist tumblr crowd who just want to think about the brothers loving each other (sometimes in dog form? I don't know). I mean it was actually the ghost of the driver possessing his own ghost truck, rather than the truck somehow being racist. Supernatural is really a show you want to just pretend ends at season 5. It was originally intended to, in fact! They got renewed after doing their conclusive episode where Sam sacrifices himself to fling Lucifer back into Hell and Dean retires to live a peaceful life raising a family, and the original creator and showrunner left. It's now continued into season 11 with no signs of slowing down, and they keep having to find new ways to raise the stakes from God himself becoming a major character to the exact opposite of God trying to literally destroy existence. The funny episodes are always better than the serious ones. Even through season 4 and prior, serious episodes are basically Dean growling "I gotta protect you, Sammy!" and making some kind of stupid decision, or Sam lying about the sketchy poo poo he's doing. Both brothers respond in the exact wrong way to everything in their relationship and say that they've learned their lesson and will do better next time, only to forget everything and gently caress things up later.
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May 23, 2017 18:26
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Apparently season 12 features an AntiChrist subplot where Lucifer knocks up someone at the White House and she knows it's the Antichrist but all life is sacred and she can't abort it. And the big bad guys after God's older sister The Darkness? Just the British. Oh and how did they defeat God's older sister who has more power than God? Family counseling.
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May 23, 2017 18:45
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Len posted:Apparently season 12 features an AntiChrist subplot where Lucifer knocks up someone at the White House and she knows it's the Antichrist but all life is sacred and she can't abort it. Say what you will about that storyline, but it doesn't come close to the hell that season 6-8 (arguably 9 too) were.
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May 23, 2017 18:50
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Say what you will about that storyline, but it doesn't come close to the hell that season 6-8 (arguably 9 too) were. Were those the Leviathans or the stuff with Lilith?
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May 23, 2017 19:21
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Len posted:Were those the Leviathans or the stuff with Lilith? Season 6 was mostly soulless sam, 7 was leviathans, 8 was a lot of tablet stuff. Lilith was season 4, one of the best. Anyway even though a lot of stdh's have something to do with supernatural fans this isn't really the thread for this so I'll stop here.
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May 23, 2017 19:24
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Len posted:Apparently season 12 features an AntiChrist subplot where Lucifer knocks up someone at the White House and she knows it's the Antichrist but all life is sacred and she can't abort it. Was their mother called Martha?
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May 23, 2017 19:39
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Len posted:Oh and how did they defeat God's older sister who has more power than God? Family counseling. That actually sounds fantastic (if done well). More shows should lean on that as a solution (looking at you entire CWDC-verse).
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May 23, 2017 19:51
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I just realised that until now I've always mistaken Supernatural for Eureka, having watched neither 
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May 23, 2017 20:55
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JGdmn posted:"I went on a date with a person three weeks ago, and after incessantly calling them they told me they had cancer. If you imagine Steven Wright on the delivery, it works
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May 23, 2017 21:14
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May 24, 2017 04:06
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I can believe that. I've had people try mug me before and just looked at them and gone nope and that was all that was needed. I do live in a place where getting robbed at knifepoint is already rare and at gunpoint almost unheard of though so ymmv.
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May 24, 2017 04:34
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Bogan King posted:I can believe that. I've had people try mug me before and just looked at them and gone nope and that was all that was needed. I do live in a place where getting robbed at knifepoint is already rare and at gunpoint almost unheard of though so ymmv. The stdh is coming from inside the thread
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May 24, 2017 04:38
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:The stdh is coming from inside the thread An unarmed smack user who would weigh half you isn't exactly very threatening. Just saying no is enough to get them to back down. I'd be much more worried about the pissed idiot coming out of the pub that the scared junky.
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May 24, 2017 04:44
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A lot of thieves who do impulsive poo poo like that (especially stuff where they're not trying to commit any violence, like just grabbing a phone or bag out of someone's hand and running) fold as soon as they get any pushback. If the guy's got a knife or gun you obviously can't just tell them to gently caress off, but overall they're not the bravest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmEUcSuH5Dg
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May 24, 2017 12:04
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Not every single stdh posted here needs to have proof that it could have possibly happened.
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May 24, 2017 12:26
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kazil posted:Not every single stdh posted here needs to have proof that it could have possibly happened. But one time I totally did do a sick back flip off a skateboard and my father-in-law told me I was the man of the family now, so it does happen
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ElGroucho posted:But one time I totally did do a sick back flip off a skateboard and my father-in-law told me I was the man of the family now, so it does happen I heard your FIL actually OWNS nintendo, confirm/deny?
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