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crazypeltast52
May 5, 2010



Someone they interviewed now works to help people get out of MLMs. I feel like that is a market ripe for disruption, perhaps a multi-level organization specializing in helping people get out of MLMs. Can't be too good though, otherwise you'll break yourself!

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illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

crazypeltast52 posted:

Someone they interviewed now works to help people get out of MLMs. I feel like that is a market ripe for disruption, perhaps a multi-level organization specializing in helping people get out of MLMs. Can't be too good though, otherwise you'll break yourself!

Jesus this sounds like a drat Nathan for You episode

paternity suitor
Aug 2, 2016

That poor kid (and he is a kid, don't forget) is mega-hosed for at least the next few years, because that insane screed is going to show up in any employer screening. That reads like one of my journal entries when I was on ambien.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

In a shocking twist, an MLM is run by assholes: LuLaRoe losing consultants

Quite a lede :stare:

quote:

“No, you’re stale. Your customers are stale. Get out and find new customers. If you bring a new customer in, then your inventory isn’t stale. The problem is, you try to sell to the same group of people day after day after day.” In a now-deleted video of LuLaRoe’s weekly webinar broadcast to some 80,000 consultants, CEO Mark Stidham did not mince words. Stidham blamed lagging sales and an uptick in consultant resignations on their own missteps, taking the focus off of both the product itself and the varied consumer complaints.

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mikCQoDG2Ls

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

monster on a stick posted:

Yes this guy is shilling a stock on the pink sheets to his friends and family.

He's shilling the stock in that advertisement "request for advice" itself. No one would include that level of detail in a genuine question.

edit: ahahahaha he's spamming it all over Reddit like he's really, really concerned you guys

Weatherman fucked around with this message at 04:27 on May 23, 2017

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Weatherman posted:

He's shilling the stock in that advertisement "request for advice" itself. No one would include that level of detail in a genuine question.

edit: ahahahaha he's spamming it all over Reddit like he's really, really concerned you guys

The one posted here has since been removed, but it looks like he posted to R/legaladvice 4 days ago. If you look at the history on the reuters link that was posted, it looks like this was the pump, and the dump is coming.

ohgodwhat
Aug 6, 2005

lol, loving lemmings.

"look at this sap pushing a pump and dump, jokes on him though, I'm going to get in on the action!"

theHUNGERian
Feb 23, 2006

Virtue posted:

Being head honcho is great while everything is going right but not so much when things go wrong. I don't think many of the self proclaimed future CEO college kids consider the latter possibility.

They will handle it the new way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u48vYSLvKNQ

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

Virtue posted:

Being head honcho is great while everything is going right but not so much when things go wrong. I don't think many of the self proclaimed future CEO college kids consider the latter possibility.

"I'm going to be paid millions either way and set for life, so it's none of my concern if the company tanks."

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Sic Semper Goon posted:

"I'm going to be paid millions either way and set for life, so it's none of my concern if the company tanks."

Yes, but this only applies if you're actually in the Executive Class, not just cargo-culting their sociopathy*.



*: hyperbole not diagnosis

John Smith
Feb 26, 2015

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

God I love your posts :allears:
What is wrong with that statement? Real successful people should be able to function effectively as both employees and employers. If you can't even cut it when following orders, how can you cut it when you are running the show yourself?

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

John Smith posted:

What is wrong with that statement? Real successful people should be able to function effectively as both employees and employers. If you can't even cut it when following orders, how can you cut it when you are running the show yourself?

Perhaps he meant it unironically. The singular predictor that would make one both a good employee and employer is Consciousness on the Big 5. There's lots of evidence for this and clearly the people being referred to are rather low on this trait.
I imagine it goes something like this:

Employee: *fucks up for the sixth time this month because of poor planning*
Manager: "Hey Employee, get your poo poo together and stop loving up so much."

*later, at the water cooler*
Employee: "If I was my own boss, I wouldn't need to deal with Manager's bullshit."

*next day*
Employee: "I'm quitting to become a stay-at-home consultant."

*never succeeds*

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

John Smith posted:

What is wrong with that statement? Real successful people should be able to function effectively as both employees and employers. If you can't even cut it when following orders, how can you cut it when you are running the show yourself?

It might be because it's such a generic platitude that it should be on a motivational coffee mug given out at a leadership seminar.

Speaking of leadership and MLMs

https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/3ghi52/friends_getting_sucked_into_life_leadership_need/ posted:

Basically, the business model is you join and you're on this team. My friends claim it's "not a pyramid scheme" [...] they just have to go out and start their own leg of the team and get recruits.

pr0zac
Jan 18, 2004

~*lukecagefan69*~


Pillbug

jon joe posted:

Perhaps he meant it unironically. The singular predictor that would make one both a good employee and employer is Consciousness on the Big 5. There's lots of evidence for this and clearly the people being referred to are rather low on this trait.
I imagine it goes something like this:

Employee: *fucks up for the sixth time this month because of poor planning*
Manager: "Hey Employee, get your poo poo together and stop loving up so much."

*later, at the water cooler*
Employee: "If I was my own boss, I wouldn't need to deal with Manager's bullshit."

*next day*
Employee: "I'm quitting to become a stay-at-home consultant."

*never succeeds*

This is meant as an example of a poo poo manager ruining his employee's potential right?

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:

John Smith posted:

What is wrong with that statement? Real successful people should be able to function effectively as both employees and employers. If you can't even cut it when following orders, how can you cut it when you are running the show yourself?

I know it sounded facetious, but I meant it unironically.

KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
I thought you were being facetious because it is an empty and meaningless statement being used by John Smith to pat himself on the back for clearly possessing the skills of a great leader/being familiar with the core attributes of a good leader. His posting gimmick is literally "look at how much of a badass I am," we're all quite familiar with his physical abilities in this thread :lol:

In reality it doesn't mean anything without context, people who eat up the business rhetoric six sigma bullshit love vague generic sayings as much as blogging mommies do. One of my hobbies is trying to get them to define exactly what they mean within the context of our conversation whenever they push their smarmy "entrepreneur" bullshit into specific convos at public gatherings. They usually just spit out even more vague and meaningless junk to try and save face without actually contributing to what we were talking about at all, and there's always an idiot or two that they manage to woo.

Loosely related but trying to "business talk" potential clients or collaborators that are smarter than you is bwm. If you're gonna try to talk to me or butt into my convos uninvited and unsolicited, you have to actually say something.

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

KingSlime posted:

Loosely related but trying to "business talk" potential clients or collaborators that are smarter than you is bwm. If you're gonna try to talk to me or butt into my convos uninvited and unsolicited, you have to actually say something.

I have learned that there are only two real emotions in life: love and anger.

Life is not as complicated as people make it out to be as long as you’re not lazy.

Life is actually very simple.

We are always mentally at either peace or war.

You show love to your friends in peace and anger to your enemies in war.

That’s it.

Peace or War.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

LLCoolJD posted:

I have learned that there are only two real emotions in life: love and anger.

Life is not as complicated as people make it out to be as long as you’re not lazy.

Life is actually very simple.

We are always mentally at either peace or war.

You show love to your friends in peace and anger to your enemies in war.

That’s it.

Peace or War.

Yeah, but is it scalable? Tell me about the synergies you're proposing and how this plays into the larger solutions focus?

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
What's the ROI for love versus hate? I know revenge gets you double the number of graves dug - so that's pretty good.

I think I'm going to need a PowerPoint deck before I can decide which path to take.

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013
Speaking of which:


"What happens if you need the windshield on your BMW washed and I'm the homeless guy on the corner with a squeege... hmmmmmmmmmm? :smug:"

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

monster on a stick posted:

Speaking of which:


"What happens if you need the windshield on your BMW washed and I'm the homeless guy on the corner with a squeege... hmmmmmmmmmm? :smug:"

Hmmmmmmm :thunk: Sure am jealous of this college dropout

In all seriousness, sounds like something between a manic episode and a coke-written manifesto

bkerlee
Aug 3, 2006

Slimy and gross.
Gio out.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Oh great he's starting to refer to himself in the third person now the psychosis is taking full hold

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Hope he gets the mental health help he needs

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


brugroffil posted:

Hope he gets the mental health help he needs

Yeah, the more I've thought about this the more I've moved from thinking he's BWM to thinking he needs some sort of intervention and support.

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


https://np.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/6cxtcz/where_do_people_get_these_six_figs_jobs/ posted:

Everywhere I look everyone has a job paying 100k+ on this sub. I graduated from a top university with a STEM and business degree but i couldn't find a job for a year and a half and now i work while getting less than 25k a year. How did u guys find such high paying jobs after university?

Not inherently BWM buuuuut

quote:

So I have been playing poker for roughly a year, and I consider myself a losing player. I lost about 2k-3k so far playing. I was once down almost 8k and then once up 5k and right now im hovering at 2-3k lost. This includes some $ i lost casually playing BJ and other casino games. I play poker during the weekends when I have time sicne I enjoy the game a lot. Usually 2-3 times a month, and I play casually online as well. My friends say I have an addiction. Degen or no degen? What's your input. I'm a young dude, single, decent job.

quote:

Hi guys,
I've been following bitcoin for a while and I am about to buy $5k worth of bitcoin soon. I was wondering what is the best way i can store some of it safely without it getting hacked. I am worried about all the stories i read online and hacking of personal computer. 5k is a lot of money for me. thanks

quote:

Lost 15k in stocks (over 75% of net worth) (self.investing)
I lost a lot of money in stocks I over the past two years. I bought and held stocks. Main stocks I lost is over twitter and fitbit. I bought near IPO. Im 23 and my net worth use to be 20k, and now im down to a few thousand. I feel so discouraged that I just lost all the money I worked my entire life for. Can anyone give me any words of advice. thanks

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


ranbo das posted:

Not inherently BWM buuuuut

Oh my god this guy is a tire fire:

quote:

I looked online and there is a lot of negative opinion on burberry watches. I just bought one for $280 off ebay and I like it a lot. I understand its a fashion watch, but what's so bad about that? It doesn't seem like its going to break down on me but is the quality of the materials really that bad? I like the style a lot. Thanks

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013
Same guy:

quote:

Hey guys, im a longtime follower of this subreddit so i was wondering if you guys could help me out with my issue. I graduated college 2 years ago with a chemistry and math degree and i have been working temporary jobs (teaching and in a lab) for the past 2 years. I wanted to get to medical school but I didnt get in despite my scores were average for accepted applicants. I have three options...

1) I could get a masters program in a private medical school designated to increase my chances of going to the private medical school which costs (60k in tuition) then plus 4 years of tuition of medical school when i attend (60k times 4 = 240) ..300k loans total

2) I could attempt to bring up my MCAT score and apply to my state school and pay only 40k a year for tuition. I dont know if i will be able to get in

3) I could drop the whole medical school deal.

I've been trying to get admitted for two years but it has not been working out for me despite my good scores. My parents are really pushing me to go to the masters and take out the loans so I could get my career going since I have been living with them since I graduated but I don't really want to go in a huge amount of debt at 7 percent interest.

Any tips of advices? I really hate owing people a bunch of money.

Why doesn't he consider a medical school in the Caribbean :downs:

ohgodwhat
Aug 6, 2005

Well here's the post where everyone tells him, as far as I understand it, that he is actually a pretty poo poo candidate

https://np.reddit.com/r/premed/comments/5riubf/need_advice_on_future_reapplication_3rd_time/

Apparently med schools don't value his volleyball club participation? :shrug:

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Hey, make fun all you want, but at least he's solved this problem:

quote:

How to stop feeling bad from winning in poker (self.poker)

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Hey, make fun all you want, but at least he's solved this problem:

Another BFC success story! :toot:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

pig slut lisa posted:

Yeah, the more I've thought about this the more I've moved from thinking he's BWM to thinking he needs some sort of intervention and support.

With all the "good luck on your mental illness" posts, the thread consensus seems to be the same. Can we please consider future posts about/from this guy punching downwards and just not do it?

carnassials
Jan 5, 2013

There's something he isn't tell us about his search for employment. He should be able to pick up a permanent QC, Analytical or QA job by now. I'm guessing based off his post history he's some scatterbrained weirdo that thinks he's smarter than he is and probably gets let go or quits all the time.

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

carnassials posted:

There's something he isn't tell us about his search for employment. He should be able to pick up a permanent QC, Analytical or QA job by now. I'm guessing based off his post history he's some scatterbrained weirdo that thinks he's smarter than he is and probably gets let go or quits all the time.

Go read his Reddit history. He's desperate to go to medical school but takes no one's advice. He posts every 3 months about getting into med school, losing money, sneakers, and obtaining high paying jobs.

Man should give up the medical school dream and go for pharmacy or podiatry.

dreesemonkey
May 14, 2008
Pillbug
A mild BWM story:

A coworker of ours is not great with money. They have car payments, student loans, 2 kids in various activities (not necessarily BWM), bought a new $$$ puppy, get breakfast or lunch out every day, blah blah blah. I've heard more than once their outgoing bills are more than they make, which is probably around ~80-90k gross a year. Well, this year with their tax return, instead of paying off some bills or fixing their house that is in bad shape, they take their kids to disney for ~$5k. They almost weren't able to go, because their "tax guy" screwed up their tax return and the SSN check for their dependants weren't valid, or claimed by someone else, or something. So their return was half and I think they had to borrow the money for Disney from one of their parents before they could file an amended return and get the rest of the refund or whatever.

Today we have open enrollment at work since our benefit period restarts in July, and the people that are here are basically trying to get you to buy-up various insurance packages. Well, good ol BMW co-worker falls for the whole life insurance because she "doesn't want the kid's to have to worry about funeral costs". These people aren't even loving 40 years old yet and don't have terminal illnesses. You mean to tell me they don't plan on having the equivalent of ~$10k in today's dollars squirreled away by the time they're old enough to die? They have been through Financial Peace University through their church and I'm pretty sure whole life is a big no-no even in that class.

I feel bad for the kids, because this Disney trip was a complete surprise and the first thing the older daughter said was "I thought we didn't have any money" (this was livestreamed on facebook of course), so this ~6 year old kid is already living with financial anxiety. I was kind of the same way, I don't think my parents complained about money, I think I just picked up on it myself and it made me financially anxious. Luckily I think I just turned out to be a saver.

Not to make this political, but they're about as conservative (one of them a proud racist) as they come, how are they expecting to live when they're old? God drat big gubment robbin' our money for social security and letting the welfare queens live off us hard workin' folk rabble rabble rabble.

John Smith
Feb 26, 2015

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

KingSlime posted:

I thought you were being facetious because it is an empty and meaningless statement being used by John Smith to pat himself on the back for clearly possessing the skills of a great leader/being familiar with the core attributes of a good leader. His posting gimmick is literally "look at how much of a badass I am," we're all quite familiar with his physical abilities in this thread :lol:
Er... no? I am so smart that I know I shouldn't run a business. I am not a great leader because I am not good with people. I am good with numbers and finance.

But yes, I worked hard to achieve my current level of success and am extremely proud of myself. What of it?

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

dreesemonkey posted:

I feel bad for the kids, because this Disney trip was a complete surprise and the first thing the older daughter said was "I thought we didn't have any money"
geez

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


KingSlime posted:

I thought you were being facetious because it is an empty and meaningless statement being used by John Smith to pat himself on the back for clearly possessing the skills of a great leader/being familiar with the core attributes of a good leader. His posting gimmick is literally "look at how much of a badass I am," we're all quite familiar with his physical abilities in this thread :lol:

John Smith posted:

Er... no? I am so smart that I know I shouldn't run a business. I am not a great leader because I am not good with people. I am good with numbers and finance.

But yes, I worked hard to achieve my current level of success and am extremely proud of myself. What of it?

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



I still haven't gotten tired of the fact that phones autocorrect BWM to BMW.

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Inept
Jul 8, 2003

dreesemonkey posted:

Today we have open enrollment at work since our benefit period restarts in July, and the people that are here are basically trying to get you to buy-up various insurance packages. Well, good ol BMW co-worker falls for the whole life insurance because she "doesn't want the kid's to have to worry about funeral costs". These people aren't even loving 40 years old yet and don't have terminal illnesses.

I think this is the only responsible thing listed. Whole life is a waste vs term, but not having any life insurance at all in case a parent dies is really bad if you have nothing saved.

The proud racism is going to gently caress the kids up more than anything else.

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