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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

...Trump is literally Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy

Like, this is in Vol. 2 as a joke.

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Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

evilweasel posted:

I mean that it's less then pretending to themselves it's not happening and more making their peace with it for political power.


Based on the body language that McConnell and Ryan have been showing during this I am leaning heavily towards the both of them being on the Russian payroll as well. I have spent a great deal of time around corrupt sociopaths and have been involved as a part of the inside circle when a conspiracy broke down. To me Ryan's and McConnell's body language hearkens back to my days inside cults involved with criminal conspiracies. Ryan is going the path of complete outward (and probably inwards as well) denial of the severity of the threat he faces. McConnell looks to me like a coward contemplating their upcoming date with their personal Kobayashi Maru and feeling nothing but seething cold fury that their schemes are being undone because of someone else's incompetence.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/867381637675454466

lookin forward to must-see c-span

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Figures, Trump managed to marry the one woman not impressed with him being President.

"me First Lady? The same lady your friends used to call ape last year? In soviet Slovenia I was supermodel, no ape!"

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Apoplexy posted:

"Oh, Milo, you think you can troll again? You're never going to get any biters this ti--"

MOTHER FUCKER. HOW DOES HE DO IT EVERY SINGLE TIME. Hopefully he gets his wish and is crucified by outraged: Terror victims/Muslims/Ariana Grande fans/Ariana Grande herself

Why does he always dress like he's the victim of a mugging?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Who the gently caress is this guy and why is he getting interviews?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Krispy Kareem posted:

Figures, Trump managed to marry the one woman not impressed with him being President.

"me First Lady? The same lady your friends used to call ape last year? In soviet Slovenia I was supermodel, no ape!"

I mean she was impressed with him at one point in her life which doesn't reflect well on her since he's never been anything other than oafish buffoon.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/867375384270168064
https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/867373361571274757
https://twitter.com/politico/status/867377170380976131
https://twitter.com/EricBoehlert/status/867378034885746688
https://twitter.com/EricBoehlert/status/867378182386835456
https://twitter.com/owillis/status/867382606123458561
https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/867382576666869761
https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/867382896683831296

Mother fucker:
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/867375873770622976

Party Plane Jones fucked around with this message at 15:14 on May 24, 2017

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

He's really let himself go since he was exiled to Paedophile Island.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Chilichimp posted:

Who the gently caress is this guy and why is he getting interviews?

A friend of Comey, and he's getting interviews because he'll talk on the record while nobody else will.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

mcmagic posted:

I mean she was impressed with him at one point in her life which doesn't reflect well on her since he's never been anything other than oafish buffoon.

She's always seemed pretty eyes-open about the deal she's effectively struck so it really all comes down to the prenup and what she gets for her ten years of loyal service as soon as she's replaced with a younger model.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

CommieGIR posted:

There's claims that both Ryan and McConnell knew and swore everyone to secrecy.

By claims, I assume you mean tapes, with the transcript published in the WaPo last week, right?

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
Trump's budget director being unable to count is the icing on the cake of this stupid administration. Good thing these dumb fuckers are so stupid or else we'd be in a lot deeper poo poo. They're literally too dumb to enact their evil plans.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/867383004481462272

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

Slashrat posted:

Considering that at this point there are probably people willing to set her up for life just for leaving him, even if she herself remains completely silent during the process and afterwards, I wonder what exactly it is that makes her seemingly reluctantly stay at his side.

You can look at Amber Heard's divorce a year ago for an indication of how it'd go down for Melania. Heard divorced Depp over domestic violence, but a large proportion of the media and the public blamed Heard for hurting Depp's career. I don't think Donald's fans would be any kinder to Melania, and a lot of the US wouldn't be sympathetic, blaming her for marrying Donald in the first place

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
NRA has come out and blamed the Manchester bombing on Gender-Bending and Gun Control.

These arrogant fucks.

nerox
May 20, 2001

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Shhh if you keep mentioning his name he'll find his way to this thread, all he does is Google himself all day long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKEw7JNVcnw

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

evilweasel posted:

A friend of Comey, and he's getting interviews because he'll talk on the record while nobody else will.

I can't believe Comey has any further contact with this person. This seems so scummy.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Bottom Liner posted:

Trump's budget director being unable to count is the icing on the cake of this stupid administration. Good thing these dumb fuckers are so stupid or else we'd be in a lot deeper poo poo. They're literally too dumb to enact their evil plans.

I actually believe him when he says he did it on purpose, I just don't believe he meant to say that out loud. He's the poster child of "run up giant deficits, use giant deficits to argue we must cut spending, repeat". He wants to claim the budget balances while blowing a massive hole in it so that social security and medicare have to be cut to fill it in later on.

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
Wait so did Trump already meet with the pope? I missed that.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Chilichimp posted:

I can't believe Comey has any further contact with this person. This seems so scummy.

Depends on if Comey is wink wink nudge nudge don't say anything about this in public to him. It seems pretty clear Comey deliberately set up a bunch of the leaks when he told his friends "don't talk about this WHILE I AM DIRECTOR OF THE FBI but Trump...", so it's really a question of if he's actually doing what Comey wants or if he's pissing him off.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

CommieGIR posted:

NRA has come out and blamed the Manchester bombing on Gender-Bending and Gun Control.

These arrogant fucks.

They only care about gun sales. Nothing else.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

evilweasel posted:

She's always seemed pretty eyes-open about the deal she's effectively struck so it really all comes down to the prenup and what she gets for her ten years of loyal service as soon as she's replaced with a younger model.

She probably was about to serve him divorce papers and signed a contract to stay on if he won the presidency and she figured that was easy money and signed immediately.

I can't wait for her loving book in 10 years.

She's keeping him at a distance and I don't believe she'll ever move to the white house.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Bottom Liner posted:

Trump's budget director being unable to count is the icing on the cake of this stupid administration. Good thing these dumb fuckers are so stupid or else we'd be in a lot deeper poo poo. They're literally too dumb to enact their evil plans.

I kinda like Mulveney. He just tells you what every other republican is too chickenshit to tell you. He literally said that his baseline for this budget is based on having compassion for the people who pay taxes (rich people) and not having compassion for people who use the services (poors and middle class.). That is what they all think... At least he isn't hiding it.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/867094056089899009
https://twitter.com/arlenparsa/status/867099118916837376
https://twitter.com/arlenparsa/status/867109109421813761

And a little tidbit to help the rage at the tweets this morning go down:

https://twitter.com/JTiloveTX/status/867382179109720064

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Chilichimp posted:

She probably was about to serve him divorce papers and signed a contract to stay on if he won the presidency and she figured that was easy money and signed immediately.

I can't wait for her loving book in 10 years.

I figure he was going to serve the divorce papers on her because I assume most prenups give the woman less if she's the one filing for divorce, but yeah it seems pretty clear that's what happened.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Chilichimp posted:

She probably was about to serve him divorce papers and signed a contract to stay on if he won the presidency and she figured that was easy money and signed immediately.

I can't wait for her loving book in 10 years.

She's keeping him at a distance and I don't believe she'll ever move to the white house.

Title should be "From Russia for Love"

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I mean Trump could at least string words together circa 2000 or so when he would have met Melania. Even if his thoughts were about as oafish as nowadays, he was far better at presenting them. Then it was just a steady downhill climb until today when he sounds like he's been eating paint chips.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Chilichimp posted:

I can't believe Comey has any further contact with this person. This seems so scummy.

Comey hasn't said anything publicly because that make would him look less believable when he does testify on record.

It's a pretty common practice to have a 'friend' talk to the press as a proxy. I guess he could have been paid for his interview, but I doubt a friend of Comey's would burn that bridge for a couple of minutes in the spotlight.

On the list of bridges not to burn:
#1 former head of FBI.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!

Mustached Demon posted:

They only care about gun sales. Nothing else.

Which we should note are currently in decline, now that the Republicans are in charge. :laugh:

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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evilweasel posted:

I figure he was going to serve the divorce papers on her because I assume most prenups give the woman less if she's the one filing for divorce, but yeah it seems pretty clear that's what happened.

Unless there is an NDA in the prenup.

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
Melania knew what she was getting into. She was happy to push birtherism and other right wing bullshit on TV.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Chilichimp posted:

I can't believe Comey has any further contact with this person. This seems so scummy.

Dude, chill. There's a high likelihood that this is THE GUY (or one of THE PEOPLE) Comey chose to share the most secret non-classified stuff with ON THE EXPECTATION THAT HE COULD SAY IT PUBLICLY WHEN COMEY CAN'T. Look at the guy's career and record, he's unimpeachable. Nobody can slander him and say he's making up Comey poo poo. That's why he's the guy telling the public what they need to know, without breaking the law.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

mcmagic posted:

Unless there is an NDA in the prenup.

There's definitely an NDA in the prenup, there are in all his previous ones and he basically makes everyone who comes into contact with him sign an NDA.

Twibbit
Mar 7, 2013

Is your refrigerator running?

Chilichimp posted:


I can't wait for her loving book in 10 years.


somehow it will include entire chapters taken from Harry Potter

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

MAGA

https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/867026628488167424/video/1

Supremezero
Apr 28, 2013

hay gurl

CommieGIR posted:

NRA has come out and blamed the Manchester bombing on Gender-Bending and Gun Control.

These arrogant fucks.

Er.

How the heck did they spin that?

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Chilichimp posted:

She probably was about to serve him divorce papers and signed a contract to stay on if he won the presidency and she figured that was easy money and signed immediately.

I can't wait for her loving book in 10 years.

She's keeping him at a distance and I don't believe she'll ever move to the white house.
She and Barron are moving in June, supposedly.

She's gotta otherwise be loving having their home to themselves.

nerox
May 20, 2001

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Which we should note are currently in decline, now that the Republicans are in charge. :laugh:

I met an attorney that did nothing but gun trusts a few years ago. He said "I wish Obama could stay president forever because of all the business I am getting."

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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

So this is interesting:

quote:

But now, Alexander is trying to sell his colleagues on a two-step process that includes using the fiscal 2017 reconciliation instructions to pass short-term market stabilization measures, effectively delaying any major repeal efforts. He recognizes, however, that obtaining support for such an approach could be an uphill battle.

“There’s a strong bias towards taking both steps at the one time because the urgency of what might happen in 2018 and 2019 gives us an incentive to pass the long-term plan, too,” he said. “We need to do something immediately to help the 2018 and ’19, but I hope it’s connected to a long-term solution.”

A GOP aide said this year’s reconciliation measure is being looked at for several purposes outside of strictly repealing the health care law, including stabilizing the insurance markets and putting Medicaid on a budget.

Such a move would have a dramatic impact on the GOP’s legislative agenda and could be a tough sell among some members of the conference. Passing a package of stabilization measures would require Republicans to essentially support, at least in the short term, a law members spent the past seven years criticizing. It could also make a tax overhaul, the next major legislative item on the GOP agenda, more difficult and push some substantial work on health care until an election year, a notoriously difficult time for passing major legislation.

http://www.rollcall.com/news/policy/republican-senator-seeks-to-save-obamacare-before-dismantling-it#undefined.uxfs

The GOP gets a limited number of reconciliation bills, I think only two. Currently, the plan is 2017 = gutting Obamacare, 2018 = tax cuts/tax reform. If they actually wind up using the 2017 bill on anything but those two, then you're out a reconciliation bill and have only one bill left: do you repeal Obamacare, or do you cut taxes? I believe that the 2017 bill expires at the end of the 2017 fiscal year, sometime in September, so they have to pull the trigger before then. I am skeptical, as always, of Republicans doing anything good like stabilizing the insurance markets (from Republican sabotage) but its really interesting they're already laying the groundwork to use the 2017 bill on something else because of how much that fucks up their legislative plans.

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