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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Diva Cupcake posted:

If Jeremy Bates was any good as a QB coach, he'd have probably been in the NFL the past 5 years.

Also, I legit want to go with Hack because gently caress it all.

Gotta go to extreme measures to poach Darnold out from under the Browns noses

How recently was that incident where Hack threw it into the stands during warmups?

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Kouandjio is one of those guys that always flash the potential that got them drafted but never deliver beyond that

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Hey NFL no one wants to go to Orlando.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Colin Kaepernick is in Seattle :hawksin:

Coldforge posted:

Wasn't there some talk of playing Pocic at tackle?

Probably. Seattle almost never plays OLine players at the positions they played in college.

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Hey NFL no one wants to go to Orlando.

Also, nobody wants to go to the pro bowl. Win/win

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Hey NFL no one wants to go to Orlando.

What a downgrade from loving Hawaii

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

the mean lunch lady posted:

What a downgrade from loving Hawaii

Wanna see NFL guys faces as they go down Splash Mountain.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Watch as JJ Watt waits in line 180 minutes to meet Moana.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Reposting some Twitter brutality from the NFC South thread

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Hey NFL no one wants to go to Orlando.

Probably an easy excuse for NFL players to take their kids to Disney World

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Zeke got the first concussion of the NFL career from a car accident

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Zeke got the first concussion of the NFL career from a car accident

That's why he couldn't make it without that oline, no ability to weave through traffic

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Raku posted:

That's why he couldn't make it without that oline, no ability to weave through traffic

Hahahahahahaha. Fuckin' brilliant, man.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/867481808559943680

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

He has a 72 million dollar contract who cares if he starts

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Great, now I'm starting to feel bad for Brock. I watched the interview and he was more or less asked "why should you start? you suck." He was surprisingly diplomatic, but welp, now there's the quote.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

fsif posted:

Great, now I'm starting to feel bad for Brock. I watched the interview and he was more or less asked "why should you start? you suck." He was surprisingly diplomatic, but welp, now there's the quote.

It's gotta suck to be taking reps behind a guy drafted to be a career backup with less exp than you.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I think Brock legit believes he's one of the better QBs in the NFL

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe
Grimey Drawer

seiferguy posted:

Colin Kaepernick is in Seattle :hawksin:

Go ahead and tell everyone
I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man.


-a 2017 startingbackupfree agentblackballed quarterback guy who no one gives a poo poo about except people who like offseason narratives

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Poor Brock, he will have to cry himself to sleep on a bed made of monies.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

aperion posted:

Go ahead and tell everyone
I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man.


-a 2017 startingbackupfree agentblackballed quarterback guy who no one gives a poo poo about except people who like offseason narratives

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Was really expecting this to turn into one of those "In Memoriam" clips.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Poor Brock, he will have to cry himself to sleep on a bed made of monies.

I mean, yeah he's rich but it's a pretty rough pill to swallow.

He went from a highly sought after free agent, to thrown in the garbage in a year.

It's similar to Mike Glennon. He's got a pile of cash, but if he knew they were going to draft a guy, do you think he would've signed for that or signed for less somewhere else where he would have a realistic chance to compete for the job long term? Except Glennon hasn't been tossed in the trash yet, his bags are just pre-packed for when it happens in November/December

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Colin Kaepernick behind Seattle's O-Line


Good luck

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Spoeank posted:

Colin Kaepernick behind Seattle's O-Line


Good luck

Probably only signing him to face off against the Packers in the playoffs.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Flikken posted:

Probably only signing him to face off against the Packers in the playoffs.

Cunning offseason strategies guaranteed to succeed:
Hiring Kaep to face the Packers
Bernard Pollard against the Patriots
Playing the Bengals, like, in general

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

a patagonian cavy posted:

Cunning offseason strategies guaranteed to succeed:
Hiring Kaep to face the Packers
Bernard Pollard against the Patriots
Playing the Bengals, like, in general

Facing the Bills in the Super Bowl

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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whypick1 posted:

Facing the Bills in the Super Bowl

gently caress how did I forget this

Or the Bengals, I think they're 0-2 or 0-3 in the Super Bowl but it wasn't four years in a row and it's been quite awhile

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Browns NOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/867514618461257729

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

https://twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/867512859202375680

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Man he was the one who traded for Trent Richardson

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
No one should give a red cent to Ryan Grigson.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
In other Browns news Carl Nassib seems as fun as getting punched in the dick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T-1ckDMHe0

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Eifert Posting posted:

No one should give a red cent to Ryan Grigson.

I'm very glad of Ryan Grigson personally

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Being able to spend salary cap money to replace a division opponent's GM would be fun. Jets are in rebuilding so they pay 6 mil to make Millen the Pats GM.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Lmao I can't stop laughing.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

I feel so bad for Joe Thomas.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Jesus Christ.

The loving Browns are going to be bad forever. How stupid am I to have believed that this FO actually knew what they were doing.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







OH MY GOD

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Why should I hate this Grigson dude?

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