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McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

Oh, now I understand how somebody could have trouble with that quest. I did it as soon as I found it so I guess the scaling hadn't kicked in.

Also the village is packed full of adorable robits :3:

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Fabulousvillain
May 2, 2015
This is the mission I was glad I could reload and also the mission where I stopped using the hammer, you don't have to be a detective to figure out why.

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Huh. A child machine. How do you make children?

How do you make them?

Rainuwastaken posted:

Their eyes are glowing green instead of red. You've got about a 50/50 shot that they're either friendly or radioactive.

There are also the yellow eyed ones early on in the city. They're the ones who just wander aimlessly and stare at the sky. I guess they follow Big Daddy rules?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

InequalityGodzilla posted:

Huh. A child machine. How do you make children?

How do you make them?
Presumably the same way they made child Matorans in Bionicle: with an instruction manual and no questions asked :awesomelon:

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Josuke Higashikata posted:

Let's just add another mark to the "We're totally the bad guys here, aren't we?" tally before we set off on our way.

Hey, 2B just saved an adorable robot child and helped a family understand each other. The only evidence she's a villain is that she's a player character in a Taro Yoko game.

Which, yes, it's an argument, but it's not a new one.

Wonderslug
Apr 3, 2011

You don't say.
Fallen Rib

The Dark Id posted:

And yes, you can fail this quest. The Child Machine blows the gently caress. 9S basically goes “Oh GEEZ. Aww FRICK! Aww HECK!” and then you’ve got to go back to the Machine Mother and inform her that her son is now scrap metal. And she just starts sobbing. The end. You gigantic incompetent piece of poo poo.

I got the li'l dude back with like 3% health. I'm now very glad I didn't realize how close I was to tragedy. :ohdear:

InequalityGodzilla posted:

Huh. A child machine. How do you make children?

How do you make them?

I just assume that without network access, "children" are new machines the villagers have to load with Windows 3.11 off a set of old floppies. Maybe a copy of Encarta if they're lucky.

Not A Gay Name
Nov 8, 2008
When I did the quest I don't recall the little dude taking damage. I know I wasn't being careful, guess I just got lucky.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
We're gonna fight 9S at some point, aren't we? :(

Meadowhill
Jan 5, 2015

GunnerJ posted:

Is this the first time anyone has mentioned "the network"?

Didn't Adam and Eve say something about a network growing intelligent?

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

Rainuwastaken posted:

I'm personally attributing most of his raging machine-hate to the fact that he got reset to factory defaults after the whole black box thing at the start of the game.

9S: "There's no actual meaning behind anything machines do." Was a line from the prologue before the black box thing.

Elkyrie
Mar 18, 2014
Oh so when machines make families it's adorable, but ONE ANDROID tries it and it's all awful and poo poo :colbert:

Omobono posted:

I said it before, I'll say it again: Pascal is totally going to be a boss later on. :smith:

He's pretty boss already as is, I don't know.

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Presumably the same way they made child Matorans in Bionicle: with an instruction manual and no questions asked :awesomelon:

Wonderslug posted:

I just assume that without network access, "children" are new machines the villagers have to load with Windows 3.11 off a set of old floppies. Maybe a copy of Encarta if they're lucky.

The joy of this thread is I can start dropping out of context quotes from much later on and see how people who haven't played it react. :allears: And since TDI started doing the exact same thing in like the third update I can do it guilt-free!
Also, Wonderslug I like that idea. I think my new headcanon as to why Pascal's village has machines that act childish and underdeveloped is because since they're not connected to the network they have to install like...centuries old OS backups that have started to degrade.

Elkyrie posted:

He's pretty boss already as is, I don't know.
Pascal is cool, and nice, and good, and everyone's buddy. Plus he's basically a pacifist in a game full of fighting.

So yeah, odds are quite good that we'll have to fight him at some point given who made the game.

CommissarMega posted:

We're gonna fight 9S at some point, aren't we? :(
Nah, they're already starting to grow on each other. 2B and 9S are this game's official Battle Buddies, like Caim and Angelus Red, or Papa Nier and Weiss. Battle buddies don't fight each other in Yoko Taro games.

Edit: Wait, I guess Caim and Red fight in that one ending but that's like, the worst ending in Drakengard.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Nah, I've played (and Platinum'd :toot:) the game, I'm just being willfully stupid about certain plot points. Which... isn't very different from how I normally am, so :v:

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

Meadowhill posted:

Didn't Adam and Eve say something about a network growing intelligent?

I believe that if you chat up the villagers at Pascal's they also mention the network.

I'm only slightly ahead of the LP now because I didn't do as many sidequests as id has.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

InequalityGodzilla posted:

Nah, they're already starting to grow on each other. 2B and 9S are this game's official Battle Buddies, like Caim and Angelus Red, or Papa Nier and Weiss. Battle buddies don't fight each other in Yoko Taro games.

Until 9S learns to belch fireballs, I'm going to continue calling him my garbage, racist son

The Saddest Robot
Apr 17, 2007

InequalityGodzilla posted:

The joy of this thread is I can start dropping out of context quotes from much later on and see how people who haven't played it react.

Please don't.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
This can not continue.

...oh wait, drat!

White Coke
May 29, 2015

The Dark Id posted:

Anyway, as we approach the suggested mission area, we here...
hear

The Dark Id posted:

One of them get interested in seeing what the ruckus is over here and... well, you can see the issue.
gets

The Dark Id posted:

he can send that child to the shadow realm in short order.
The Shadow Realm

ManSedan
May 7, 2006
Seats 4
The last two updates have sent my dad protocols into overdrive. In different ways.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Mother Machine posted:

I never imagined how hard it would be to disconnect from the network. We’re constantly misunderstanding each other. Still, on those rare occasions where we connect, it makes me so very happy.

Yeah, quitting Facebook was hard at first for me, too.

The Dark Id
Aug 13, 2005

Why
you
know
I
LOVE
THIS SHIT !!!!
[citation needed]




Here's a better look at Child and Mother Machine. Most side quests for machine dinguses unlock their entries in the Intel menu. There's also a Father Machine. He's got a suit and a beard spray painted on.

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!
The paint that the machines are wearing... those are based on stereotypical 1950's family outfits, right? (Father Knows Best, Leave it to Beaver, etc.)

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

The kid machine looks like he has ZUN-face.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


SirPhoebos posted:

The kid machine looks like he has ZUN-face.

I hate you so much right now.

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me

The Dark Id posted:





Here's a better look at Child and Mother Machine. Most side quests for machine dinguses unlock their entries in the Intel menu. There's also a Father Machine. He's got a suit and a beard spray painted on.

I never noticed the tiny little face on the mom's apron before. :3:

Zagglezig
Oct 16, 2012
With the theme park and now this, now I just want to find the machine/machines that are being all artistic and have access to paint. I assume they aren't painting themselves?


Episode XXX

The Dark Id posted:

because it involves and escort mission against a horde

wherever she is storing these garbage bags through of loose chips and assorted garbage

Episode XXXI

The Dark Id posted:

but you can where issues might arise if there’s a 10+ level gap

The Child Machine blows the gently caress.

now’s a good time to mindful of the auto lock-on.

The Sandman
Jun 23, 2013

Okay!

So, I've, like, designed a really sweet attack plan that I'm calling Attack Plan Ded Moroz, like "Deadmau5!"

WUB!
So does taunting override the normal aggro during this quest and force the enemies to focus on 2B instead?

Qrr
Aug 14, 2015


The Sandman posted:

So does taunting override the normal aggro during this quest and force the enemies to focus on 2B instead?

Hitting the enemies gets them to focus 2B just fine.

Which actually makes the missiles pretty helpful for escort quests. You don't need to do a lot of damage, just tagging them will get them to pay attention to you generally.

Nina
Oct 9, 2016

Invisible werewolf (entirely visible, not actually a wolf)

The Sandman posted:

So does taunting override the normal aggro during this quest and force the enemies to focus on 2B instead?

You probably shouldn'r risk having double damage enemies around the kid

FrankZP
Nov 11, 2015

AIGHT SHITBIRDS, IT'S EXPLOSION TIME!
If you're playing on Hard for whatever reason, do yourself a favor and crank it back down to Normal for this quest; the enemy machines hit a lot harder but the kid doesn't get any tougher. Or if he does, it doesn't seem to quite compensate. I certainly couldn't manage to keep him alive past the second ambush.

mazloum
Mar 29, 2016
I want to hug every single one of those dumb cute little stubbos.

Nina
Oct 9, 2016

Invisible werewolf (entirely visible, not actually a wolf)

FrankZP posted:

If you're playing on Hard for whatever reason, do yourself a favor and crank it back down to Normal for this quest; the enemy machines hit a lot harder but the kid doesn't get any tougher. Or if he does, it doesn't seem to quite compensate. I certainly couldn't manage to keep him alive past the second ambush.

I'd wager New Game on Hard was very much not a priority during playtesting

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
The Stubby is the basic building block of the universe. Most machines start as Stubbies, having both their own will/processing power and connected to the alien Tentaclebook. When a machine grows in experience or makes an argument to the tentacle book, it is upgraded.

Many varieties of Stubbies reflect their teenage years when they claim that it's 'not just a phase, manufacturing plant!' and bolt armor and guns onto themselves. Some don't ever grow out of it - that's how you get medium armoreds.

Eventually, a Stubby grows to understand the Tentaclebook network not only as a metaphysical society model, but also as a physical solution. Then they start joining up into bigger machines, which each indivudual Stubby happily taking his place in the machine much like a person takes his place in the society. Being a jetpack might not seem that special, but it's a hell of a lot more fun than being an accountant. Also, robots don't have accountans. The jetpack Stubby might have been a floating Stubby and some point, might have had dreams of flying. Anyways, every time he fires the engine, he knows he's helping.

The small flyers are basically you motorcycle gangs while the mediums are freaky polyamorous families that can't shut up about their kink. The flying worms are basically Stubby 4chan: a faceless group of assholes that act like a Stubby centipede of jacking each other off for their awesome, android annoying idea and being cooler than the small flyers. The tall boys are an evolutionary dead end of an experiment designed to produce a Stubby that can pick up items that are above his head.

However, the process of growth and joining is kind of slow, passionless and mechanical in the network. Besides, the network is trying to reverse engineer humans through outward imitation, failing to grasp such things like humans not being a hivemind. They're kinda failing, and Adam and Steve are the culmination of that failure: outwardly human, totally stupid inside.

Meanwhile, some errant Stubby.exes decided that not being part of hivemind is a part of the human condition, and so they disconnected from the network to live and develop purely as individuals. That's how you get Pascal (who might have one day gotten the idea that heads needn't be perfectly spherical) and others who try to experience being human as a part of a network that's totally intangible: a real society. So they are learning to both act and look like humans. They are the closest to a functioning civilization worthy of imitation that they know (they killed the aliens because they weren't worthy, and the moose ain't talking).

Of course, as the network is experiencing glitches and errors, so can individual Stubbies be corrupt and broken in mind, like the singer drone.

The eyes might be an offshoot of some old signaling system in case the network went out or something, or maybe a diplomatic mode. Green means friendly, which signals other Stubbies to relax. Yellow means alert: there might be danger about. Yellow might be the default color of networked stubbies or machines in general. Red is the color of war, as we have seen with the attack telegraphs. A red eyed machine is out for trouble!

Tune in next time when we discuss the links between the Moose and the survival of Cabbalah 11 thousand years in the future.

Lord_Magmar
Feb 24, 2015

"Welcome to pound town, Slifer slacker!"


I've actually noticed in my own game that there is a spherical face-like shape on Pascal's backpack thing, he also has a large enough chest that his spherical head could be in there, much like Bender keeps wallets belonging to other people inside the empty cavity that is his stomach.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

mazloum posted:

I want to hug every single one of those dumb cute little stubbos.

Empty quoting for justice. Machines are my friends and I wish all the best to them

vilkacis
Feb 16, 2011

The Dark Id posted:

True. But it also seems kind of fun.

This line sticks out to me since

quote:

(...) It’s kind of fun!

it's the same wording she chewed out 9S for in the intro. I wonder if there was some thought behind it or just a happy coincidence.

Elkyrie
Mar 18, 2014

Lord_Magmar posted:

I've actually noticed in my own game that there is a spherical face-like shape on Pascal's backpack thing, (...)

I have taken screenshots of him for cosplay reasons from several angles and I can't find the sphere? If you mean on the bottom of the "backpack", it's not round like all the Stubby faces, if you mean anywhere else... I don't see it.

He's a weird machine anomaly, strictly speaking about his face. I mean, even Simone had a Stubby face in her design.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

iospace posted:

I hate you so much right now.

You're welcome :)

Meanwhile in my reread of the Drakengard LP, I just got to the Surprise Giants and the ":smug: heh its not that weird" is in full swing. Fuckin' goons.

necroid
May 14, 2009

SirPhoebos posted:

Meanwhile in my reread of the Drakengard LP, I just got to the Surprise Giants and the ":smug: heh its not that weird" is in full swing. Fuckin' goons.

I'll save you some time and some posts, it's always like that for every LP. Mostly in answer to all the babies who feel the need to hyperbolize every single reaction.

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Jun 7, 2010
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Josuke Higashikata posted:

Let's just add another mark to the "We're totally the bad guys here, aren't we?" tally before we set off on our way.

Eh, I fully agree 9S/2B/YORHA aren't *good* guys, but I think Adam and Eve have "We're the bugfuck crazy AI villains" down pretty solidly.

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