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I don't know if it's possible to poop without also peeing some. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? May 24, 2017 05:42 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 21:47 |
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nice meltdown
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# ? May 24, 2017 05:47 |
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Only if I put a clothespin on the end of my dick.
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# ? May 24, 2017 05:53 |
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sometimes I'll drop a log then cut it with a powerful stream of piss
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# ? May 24, 2017 05:57 |
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Can you pee without pooping? I can't.
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# ? May 24, 2017 06:14 |
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what if u peed a poop
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# ? May 24, 2017 06:22 |
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I like a full release. Fire from all holes.
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# ? May 24, 2017 06:24 |
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I had to give a stool sample once and they wanted poo only - NO PEE. Told me to put down Satan wrap to catch the poo but NO PEE NOT EVEN A LITTLE SPLASH couldn't pull it off so I ended up peeing super hard so I'd piss into the tub while forcing a log out onto Saran Wrap 💩😎💦🛁
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# ? May 24, 2017 06:43 |
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satan wrap sounds intense
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# ? May 24, 2017 06:44 |
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😈
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# ? May 24, 2017 06:50 |
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why would I want to?
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# ? May 24, 2017 06:53 |
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Orkin Mang posted:satan wrap sounds intense
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# ? May 24, 2017 06:54 |
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i could, but why would i want to? im there, aren't i? i'm a busy lady with places to be.... might as well dumpout everything efficiently as possible.
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# ? May 24, 2017 06:56 |
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It is possible OP I saw a bear do it once and I was amazed.
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# ? May 24, 2017 06:58 |
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I hate how sometimes when you drop a big poop, suddenly a gush of random piss is released and i dont like to have my dick shoved down in the bowl or whatever or even if i do you end up pissing over the edge of the bowl or lid and it gets on your pants and like how fuckin long before this dries out enough before I can walk back to my office without anyone noticing
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# ? May 24, 2017 07:37 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:I had to give a stool sample once and they wanted poo only - NO PEE. What's your Pornhub Community channel?
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# ? May 24, 2017 07:53 |
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Really makes you think...
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# ? May 24, 2017 08:05 |
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I alternate squirts of pee with little poops and I go back and forth rapid fire and it can get pretty fucken wild if you know what I mean
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# ? May 24, 2017 08:10 |
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phallocentriloquist posted:I alternate squirts of pee with little poops and I go back and forth rapid fire and it can get pretty fucken wild if you know what I mean I don't
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# ? May 24, 2017 08:10 |
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I guess you just have to "be there" to get it.
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# ? May 24, 2017 08:18 |
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Number_6 posted:I hate how sometimes when you drop a big poop, suddenly a gush of random piss is released and i dont like to have my dick shoved down in the bowl or whatever or even if i do you end up pissing over the edge of the bowl or lid and it gets on your pants and like how fuckin long before this dries out enough before I can walk back to my office without anyone noticing Control your penis, Manlet
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# ? May 24, 2017 08:28 |
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I like to poop and then stand up and cut it in half with a powerful stream of urine I call it the lumberjack or maybe the log cutter
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# ? May 24, 2017 08:33 |
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Number_6 posted:I hate how sometimes when you drop a big poop, suddenly a gush of random piss is released and i dont like to have my dick shoved down in the bowl or whatever or even if i do you end up pissing over the edge of the bowl or lid and it gets on your pants and like how fuckin long before this dries out enough before I can walk back to my office without anyone noticing sorry about your small dick
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# ? May 24, 2017 09:25 |
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Number_6 posted:I hate how sometimes when you drop a big poop, suddenly a gush of random piss is released and i dont like to have my dick shoved down in the bowl or whatever or even if i do you end up pissing over the edge of the bowl or lid and it gets on your pants and like how fuckin long before this dries out enough before I can walk back to my office without anyone noticing hint if you have a problem walking around with urine on your pants: splash more water on shirt and trou area and say it was from washing your hands
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# ? May 24, 2017 09:40 |
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no one can op, its a myth
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# ? May 24, 2017 09:53 |
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Just try, you cannot do it !
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# ? May 24, 2017 11:22 |
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I'm a bird, so you know I can't and we've been over this you insensitive rear end.
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# ? May 24, 2017 13:41 |
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I poop, pee, vomit, and sneeze simultaneously
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# ? May 24, 2017 13:44 |
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unlikely
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# ? May 24, 2017 13:44 |
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It's not pee, it's squirt.
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# ? May 24, 2017 13:58 |
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spank my snatch posted:I poop, pee, vomit, and sneeze simultaneously yeah ive had norovirus
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# ? May 24, 2017 14:00 |
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yes
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# ? May 24, 2017 14:14 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO9VZItyaX4
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# ? May 24, 2017 23:44 |
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unpleasantly turgid posted:Control your penis, Manlet
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# ? May 24, 2017 23:54 |
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Have you ever been to a public restroom and, despite your careful construction of a cleanliness gasket on the seat, pooped in a manner where a splashback of water hit you directly in the anus? That's what I told my wife to explain the STD anyway.
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# ? May 24, 2017 23:58 |
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what if i poo, and at that same moment, semen comes out, would that satisfy the bet?
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# ? May 25, 2017 00:59 |
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asking for a friend
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# ? May 25, 2017 00:59 |
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It's physiologically impossible to poop without peeing (assuming there's urine in your bladder, of course). It's also impossible to ejaculate without pooping. I am a doctor.
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# ? May 25, 2017 01:32 |
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scrubs season six posted:It's physiologically impossible to poop without peeing (assuming there's urine in your bladder, of course). PM me
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# ? May 25, 2017 01:34 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 21:47 |
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If you pee in your butt and then poop does that count?
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# ? May 25, 2017 01:34 |