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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Fog Tripper posted:

Mordor She Wrote posted:

Do you scream that when you walk by a Saint Jude's children's hospital?


You mean the one I donate to every year?

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Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014
"Man this hospital needs help to save these sick kids, I better donate"

"What if we funded this socially"?

"WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO RESPONSIBILITY!"

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010


LOL

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/stat...pic%3D8048.4050

Get the gently caress out of the way! America's coming through.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Hey I see Jared is under scrutiny by the deep state now whatever the gently caress all those words mean in that particular order. Anyway, does this mean Jared is going to release the piss tape now?

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

Snatch Duster posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CByQKMlAydI&t=58s

Neolibs in this thread and foreigners like Bholder are like Hank in this scene. They have zero understanding of the nuance political opinions of being a minority and want to paint all of them as uncle toms if they don't blindly agree with the DNC.

It's not hard to celebrate the party of "gently caress you got mine" and trounce around all this libertarian poo poo on how being poor is a choice when you get handed the tribal company or whatever bullshit you want to eat us.

I don't like to generalise, I just personally think you are a shithead.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Bholder posted:

It's not hard to celebrate the party of "gently caress you got mine" and trounce around all this libertarian poo poo on how being poor is a choice when you get handed the tribal company or whatever bullshit you want to eat us.

I don't like to generalise, I just personally think you are a shithead.

handed a tribal company?

wtf you going on about. i created my own company with my own money and grew it over 7 years, made zero money personally for 3 years, and then sold it on Tuesday for 5.3 million.

you're hosed in the head man. lol just lol

All this Native American privilege I have lmao.

It pisses off these white male failures so much they have to push their white man's marxist bullshit so they can stifle any success a nonwhite person achieves. Oh poo poo, those POC learned our system time to change the rules!

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Snatch Duster posted:

handed a tribal company?

wtf you going on about. i created my own company with my own money and grew it over 7 years, made zero money personally for 3 years, and then sold it on Tuesday for 5.3 million.

you're hosed in the head man. lol just lol

All this Native American privilege I have lmao.

It pisses off these white male failures so much they have to push their white man's marxist bullshit so they can stifle any success a nonwhite person achieves. Oh poo poo, those POC learned our system time to change the rules!

Can you buy me plat and an avatar?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Hey I see Jared is under scrutiny by the deep state now whatever the gently caress all those words mean in that particular order. Anyway, does this mean Jared is going to release the piss tape now?

No, but having a deep state is good for our stability and longer than 4 yr (?) executive imo.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Can you buy me plat and an avatar?

I can but why should i?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Burt Sexual posted:

No, but having a deep state is good for our stability and longer than 4 yr (?) executive imo.

Ah. So, what you're saying is that somebody else is going to release the piss tape?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Snatch Duster posted:

handed a tribal company?

wtf you going on about. i created my own company with my own money and grew it over 7 years, made zero money personally for 3 years, and then sold it on Tuesday for 5.3 million.

you're hosed in the head man. lol just lol

All this Native American privilege I have lmao.

It pisses off these white male failures so much they have to push their white man's marxist bullshit so they can stifle any success a nonwhite person achieves. Oh poo poo, those POC learned our system time to change the rules!

Buy me a maga av. I dare you native.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Snatch Duster posted:

I can but why should i?

I asked nicely and if you don't pay for Lowtax's kids to go to college, who will? v:shobon:v

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Snatch Duster posted:

I can but why should i?

I'm on the good poster side?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

can someone tell me if Jared Kushner was either really funny or really rich before he married Ivanka? I don't understand how this guy has married a goddess and sprayed down her Fallopian tubes 3 times now.




Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014

Snatch Duster posted:

handed a tribal company?

wtf you going on about. i created my own company with my own money and grew it over 7 years, made zero money personally for 3 years, and then sold it on Tuesday for 5.3 million.

you're hosed in the head man. lol just lol

All this Native American privilege I have lmao.

It pisses off these white male failures so much they have to push their white man's marxist bullshit so they can stifle any success a nonwhite person achieves. Oh poo poo, those POC learned our system time to change the rules!

Lol you already talked about in this thread how you were just given the job out of nepotism.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I bet Snatch Duster really did have a really valuable business but then he traded it for some trinkets.

:sad:

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Idk who us buying or making the silent majority avs so I don't want to tarnish the quality of their work.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
snatch is the secret avatar buyer

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

I bet Snatch Duster really did have a really valuable business but then he traded it for some trinkets.

:sad:

5 million dollar business isn't really all that valuable or a huge feat to accomplish

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Snatch Duster posted:

5 million dollar business isn't really all that valuable or a huge feat to accomplish

Can I have a 5 million dollar business instead of an avatar?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Snatch Duster posted:

5 million dollar business isn't really all that valuable or a huge feat to accomplish

What was trump given?

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Can I have a 5 million dollar business instead of an avatar?

you can if you work hard. bank loans for new businesses are at all time low.

I didn't take a loan however. There are a lot of companies you can form with nearly zero capital, I even created a thread about it in BFC.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Snatch Duster posted:

you can if you work hard. bank loans for new businesses are at all time low.

I didn't take a loan however. There are a lot of companies you can form with nearly zero capital, I even created a thread about it in BFC.

I will read the thread and might put some node.js microservers into alarm clocks so they can be controlled in the cloud and then sell those on Amazon or some bullshit (don't steal my idea, thanks)

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.
I was pretty busy today and I see there are lots of new posts I don't feel like going through. Is Trump still in power? Who had a meltdown today?

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Krustic posted:

I was pretty busy today and I see there are lots of new posts I don't feel like going through. Is Trump still in power? Who had a meltdown today?

Not much, but congratulate Snatch on his successful "pow-wow" of a business deal. He's a multi-millionaire now.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Not much, but congratulate Snatch on his successful "pow-wow" of a business deal. He's a multi-millionaire now.

Snatch Duster posted:

5 million dollar business isn't really all that valuable or a huge feat to accomplish

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Not much, but congratulate Snatch on his successful "pow-wow" of a business deal. He's a multi-millionaire now.

Wait trump got power moved by a frenchie, and shoved a NATO memeber to the back of the bus.

GREAT SATAN
Aug 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy

Snatch Duster posted:

There will always be low paying jobs with people to fill them. There will always be poor people. That is their lot and choice in life. If they or you had any shred of ambition, drive, they would pick up a loving phone and sell. They would apply to every sales position that is hiring. They would learn how to sell, and do it. However, these people live their life as if LIFE happens to them.

WRONG! You make your own life. You either make yourself a Heaven on Earth or choose to live in Hell.

Poverty isn't a virtue. It's a sin. No amount of good intentions will help someone that you love when they are hurting. No amount of good will helps children dying in hospitals from leukemia. No amount of protesting helps starving folks in Africa. Only money solves problems. Shame on you if you have the ability, the means, and opportunity to become more wealthy than you are right now. Then CHOOSE not to act. Shame.

All train compartments smell vaguely of poo poo. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. That's socialism. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time.

When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer.

You think you're a thief? So what?

You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Shut it out.

You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it.

There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing.

Bad people go to Hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way.

A Hell exists on earth? Yes. But I won't live in it. That's you, not me.

Have you, or anyone here, worked a 12 hour day and made zero dollars? Have you done that every day, for three years? I have. Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth? $5.3 million now in 2017. They say in Heaven, love comes first. I'll make Heaven a place on Earth.

Indian John Galt really is just as depressing as it sounds

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

GREAT SATAN posted:

Indian John Galt really is just as depressing as it sounds

Sounds more like Django easy in the 80s.

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Not much, but congratulate Snatch on his successful "pow-wow" of a business deal. He's a multi-millionaire now.

Ehhhh. I'd rather congratulate him for throwing out a reference to a Belinda Carlisle song at the end of a long bootstrap post.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Grant DaNasty posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/stat...pic%3D8048.4050

Get the gently caress out of the way! America's coming through.



Naked Gun 9/11 looking good

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
real quiet on the russia news front, watching that crumble and the realization of everyone who fell for it is almost as good as election night trump's fine

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
Also the piss tape not existing is a "technical detail" because the piss tape was always some kind of metaphor

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Mnoba posted:

real quiet on the russia news front, watching that crumble and the realization of everyone who fell for it is almost as good as election night trump's fine

Skoora
Sep 29, 2009

Mnoba posted:

real quiet on the russia news front, watching that crumble and the realization of everyone who fell for it is almost as good as election night trump's fine

lol

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I'm still shocked I haven't heard about a lookalike making a watersports video. Liveleak would be the perfect place to post it

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Krustic posted:

I was pretty busy today and I see there are lots of new posts I don't feel like going through. Is Trump still in power? Who had a meltdown today?

A bunch of people are pulling out their best racist native jokes because they can't stand the fact that they're white losers while trump is fine

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Zorodius posted:

~Other Trump Thread~

"Haha look at this crazy letter Trump's lawyers sent to a cartoonist!"

"It's fake though"

"THAT DOESN'T MATTER OKAY"

This thread is about love and how trump is fine, the other thread is filled with hate. They import that garbage into this one, but they can't stop our love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_mANtTa4Ps

Snatch Duster fucked around with this message at 03:52 on May 26, 2017

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