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purple death ray posted:Robble robble were you talking to that WHORE again?! GIVE ME YOUR PHONE lmao She does sound hot FWIW
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purple death ray posted:Robble robble were you talking to that WHORE again?! GIVE ME YOUR PHONE 
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loquacius posted:
A pretty good one, honestly. So of course they're axing it.
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Police Automaton posted:wouldn't it be kinda creepy if he now just never checks in again Even if he never checks in again, we'll know why 
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bradzilla posted:Even if he never checks in again, we'll know why I mean, after his second post I just assume that until the next update. Please don't leave us hanging too long, therapygoon! 
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RFC2324 posted:Its the crazy/hot scale. If she is above the line, its worth it. I don't make the rules - math does  
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quote:My friend texted me. tsk tsk, one syllable off from a perfect haiku, unnecessary contraction in line 2 killed it quote:I see this thread is drying up. Well having got so much entertainment from it i feel its time to contribute. (Just like to add that i think picks new avatar is suiting) I added in the line breaks myself, this was a big ol' solid chunk of text before Summary: goon (indistinct nationality) gets drunk, does blow, almost cheats on girlfriend but stops short of actually cheating on girlfriend, digs around in mud and stagnant water for no reason, doesn't get caught, writes story about it where it kind of sounds like he's still on blow
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Drunk goon I think you should let your spider gf lay eggs inside you so you can become a loving mother of spider children
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May 25, 2017 23:36
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Pretty sure that's just a Bukowski synopsis
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I don't know where people talk like that, but I want to give it a wide berth.
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"bosh"? Great story. Maybe I should get some coke and start shouting BOSH and an interesting person will take me to her bedroom...
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maskenfreiheit posted:Shooting your gun at anything except an imminent threat to your life is 100% illegal. Um, what?
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ReidRansom posted:A pretty good one, honestly. So of course they're axing it. Apple kinda gets away with this with iMessage but it only invokes the Magic if it knows both of you are on iPhones.
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as an ex-cokehead, that reads like a 3 am comedown screed, so it probably happened. cokeheads are honest about their weird stories if nothing else.
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grumplestiltzkin posted:I'm assuming noncheating coke goon is either australian/kiwi, since he mentions it being cold, its currently late spring in the northern hemisphere, and he seems like english is high first language. just noticed he also says "flat" instead of "apartment" so yeah probably also "luv"
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grumplestiltzkin posted:I'm assuming noncheating coke goon is either australian/kiwi, since he mentions it being cold, its currently late spring in the northern hemisphere, and he seems like english is high first language. Given the cost of coke in NZ, I'm guessing they're Australian.
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tactlessbastard posted:Um, what? I think he means in the course of vigilante action. Not just target shooting or whatever.
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Torquemada posted:Weirdly, Kick rear end is also presumed to be gay for most of the first book, making the not gay guy and the vigilante confessions blend into one. That's my favorite part of the book because they respond exactly they way they should in real life to Dave being like oh I'm straight They ostracize him and call him a fuckin weirdo
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tactlessbastard posted:Um, what? You can't just "fire a warning shot in the air" - bullets come down. is this difficult to understand?
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Quick question: I'm on page 89 of this thread and have like 4000 unread posts. Should I just not even bother trying to catch up and skip all of those posts at this point, or are there some posts in there that are worth reading?
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Quick question: I'm on page 89 of this thread and have like 4000 unread posts. Should I just not even bother trying to catch up and skip all of those posts at this point, or are there some posts in there that are worth reading? There are definitely some confessions in there worth reading...maybe not so much the responses. If you just want to read the confessions only, click the question mark button on loquacius's posts and you'll see only his posts. You probably already know that, but just in case you didn't.
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Quick question: I'm on page 89 of this thread and have like 4000 unread posts. Should I just not even bother trying to catch up and skip all of those posts at this point, or are there some posts in there that are worth reading? .....how far are you into the first three iterations of this thread?
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I think cokehead goon is a Brit. If not, I'm calling him out as forums poster Tony Montana.
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quote:I am objectum-sexual, which means I derive sexual pleasure and am attracted to inanimate objects. I've read online there's probably about 50 of us in the world, so I feel like a bit of an outcast because of this. Monogamous? Man, why you gotta stifle the most phallic structure in the world like that  That lady I read about who married the Eiffel Tower let it do whatever it wanted quote:Every time I go to walmart I steal something. I absolutely do not need the poo poo I steal but I enjoy picking some random thing up and going "can I get out of the store without paying for this." It's kind of like a game. I don't steal from anyone else, just them. Like last week I walked out without paying for a spool of DVDRW's. When was the last time I burned any disc, let allone a dvd? They were even on the clearance rack so it's not like I was trying to save money because they were cheap as hell, just saw them and went "I bet I can sneak those out" The week before it was office supplies. A ream of paper and one of those trays you put on your desk for incoming and outgoing documents. I have no use for a desk tray and paper gets auto delivered to my house once a month. There is no reason for this but I do it anyway I mean, on the one hand this is dumb and you are going to end up in jail for a very short period of time one day or at least get yelled at in the Walmart security office On the other hand though gently caress Walmart
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Why are the petty thief feshes so self-satisfied and smug about it? Do you really think we're impressed you steal like 10-20 bucks of stuff once in a while? I bet you picture yourself pulling off a oceans eleven style heist when in reality even if they knew you were walking out with a ream of stolen paper they'd probably just shrug and go on with their day looking for thieves that steal stuff that's actually worth something.
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Jimmy Hats posted:What was the Empire State Building break-up over??? He finally saw King Kong and realized he couldn't compete
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Theophany posted:I think cokehead goon is a Brit. Coke was/is very chic to Brits for some reason. In the 21st century even. They're also just learning about something called a ba-na-na and you'll never hear the end of it.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Why are the petty thief feshes so self-satisfied and smug about it? Do you really think we're impressed you steal like 10-20 bucks of stuff once in a while? I bet you picture yourself pulling off a oceans eleven style heist when in reality even if they knew you were walking out with a ream of stolen paper they'd probably just shrug and go on with their day looking for thieves that steal stuff that's actually worth something. i think tumblr has a bunch of communities for mentally ill kleptos who document their thefts
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Why are the petty thief feshes so self-satisfied and smug about it? Do you really think we're impressed you steal like 10-20 bucks of stuff once in a while? I bet you picture yourself pulling off a oceans eleven style heist when in reality even if they knew you were walking out with a ream of stolen paper they'd probably just shrug and go on with their day looking for thieves that steal stuff that's actually worth something. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-v-rIWUAQuI
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syscall girl posted:Coke was/is very chic to Brits for some reason. In the 21st century even. I'm sure you're joking, but the Cavendish banana (aka all bananas in grocery stores) was literally invented/cultivated by a Brit
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purple death ray posted:He finally saw King Kong and realized he couldn't compete this is a good joke, well played Putty posted:i think tumblr has a bunch of communities for mentally ill kleptos who document their thefts My go-to story about this is the one where someone bragged on the Internet about doing a dine-and-dash at the Cheesecake Factory the lamest crime imaginable
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Why are the petty thief feshes so self-satisfied and smug about it? Do you really think we're impressed you steal like 10-20 bucks of stuff once in a while? I bet you picture yourself pulling off a oceans eleven style heist when in reality even if they knew you were walking out with a ream of stolen paper they'd probably just shrug and go on with their day looking for thieves that steal stuff that's actually worth something. I saw a kid yelling at a homeless guy for trying to steal a box of the cheapest white wine at a supermarket. He kept on yelling for the whole ten minutes I was in there, and hadn't stopped by the time I left. Wasn't even the manager or anything lol. People really like to feel important about themselves, and when they have very little reason to do so (as a Wal-mart employee might), they find weird ways to satisfy that need.
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