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Clark Nova posted:Surely if bro sells his $60k condo and repatriates the money his racist parents will be set for life i like the part where they act like croatia is some sort of war torn hellhole (to be fair, there are a lot of australians on gap year)
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maskenfreiheit posted:i like the part where they act like croatia is some sort of war torn hellhole He went to ShAdY pLaCeS such as: Africa
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# ? May 26, 2017 17:18 |
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We have a croatia megathread lurking in e/n.
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# ? May 26, 2017 17:18 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:She has long blue hair, very pale and skinny, and is always wearing black nail polish, lip stick and clothes, Her appearance will become relevant in a moment...
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maskenfreiheit posted:i like the part where they act like croatia is some sort of war torn hellhole I think Australia has more Croatians than Croatia does at this point. Seems only fair to return the favour.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:this person has no idea how telling a story works, or maybe communication in general
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# ? May 26, 2017 17:31 |
I [28M] won a very expensive sword and my wife [27F] won't allow it in the house because of our kids.Non-Romantic submitted 13 hours ago by Swordsinhome quote:I entered a contest for this sword online. I somehow by the grace of everything managed to win it. It's really cool. It has a black blade with Japanese writing on it. It goes for $1500 to have one made like this one has been. I got it completely for free. My wife however does not want this in the house. She told me it's not safe to have things like swords laying around while they're toddlers in the house. She thinks they're going to want to play with it. She told me to get the blade un sharpened or get rid of it. I'll ruin the sword if I do that. I really like it. All the comments are suggestions on how he can safely keep the sword.
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Well yeah, I mean I don't see why he should have to get rid of it. Swords are lame but he likes it.
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Charles Get-Out posted:I [28M] won a very expensive sword and my wife [27F] won't allow it in the house because of our kids.Non-Romantic Teach their kids how to use a sword so they don't gently caress it up?
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That sword story was on like... The last page but it's still good. Just get rid of the kids, highlander is a documentary
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Teach their kids how to use a sword so they don't gently caress it up? teach your children the way of the blade and they will be ruled by it; the wise samurai trains his children in farming
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Pick posted:Well yeah, I mean I don't see why he should have to get rid of it. Swords are lame but he likes it. That's less of a "he should get rid of the sword" comment and more of a "no one pointed out that maybe the wife doesn't want the sword in the house at all, regardless of safety" comment. fake edit: oh wait quote:Not his wife, but if I had to look at a sword with japanese writing on it on a wall mount in a locked case in our bedroom, there certainly would never be any further toddlers coming into the family.
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Captain Yossarian posted:That sword story was on like... The last page but it's still good. Just get rid of the kids, highlander is a documentary Well poo poo, and here I thought I was pretty diligent. Lemme try again. Me [17M] with my girlfriend[17F] have been dating for 2 months, and she doesn't see me as a potential sexual partner. quote:We've been dating for 2 months and we didn't do anything sexual,for me this is not a problem because before her i was in a very sexual active relationship and got bored of sex.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Teach their kids how to use a sword so they don't gently caress it up? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCX9K0Jk6ME&t=220s
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Charles Get-Out posted:Well poo poo, and here I thought I was pretty diligent. Lemme try again. Kids these days smh
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# ? May 26, 2017 17:49 |
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When life gives you lemons, get a new girlfriend.
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quote:Help! My [33F] boyfriend [31M] STINKS!
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putrid aidsman posted:I called my dog to lay in between us (she sometimes stinks too, but just of dog and it doesn't turn my stomach like his odor does). drat son
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screencap from Hannibal btw, good practical fx on that show
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# ? May 26, 2017 17:56 |
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Hannibal is an extremely good looking bad show
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Teach their kids how to use a sword so they don't gently caress it up? Swords will fuckin' slice a baby in half.
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Blue Train posted:Hannibal is an extremely good looking bad show Yeah the show is total crap. Looks great though.
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# ? May 26, 2017 18:02 |
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Hannibal is actually good, you heathens.
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# ? May 26, 2017 18:03 |
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My SO (M30, 2yrs) admitted that he is not attracted to my (F28) natural smell NSFWwarandpieces, submitted 1 year ago posted:We are an unlikely couple that gets along incredibly well. He's numbers and I'm arts, his family is in the military and they're very independent whereas I come from a close immigrant family, he is self-made Batman wealthy and I am proud to work in my creative field despite a comparatively humble salary. He says tomayto, I say tomahto. Yet our senses of humour brought us together, and we experienced an ease in each other's presence that felt so natural and unprecedented.
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I feel like we've had a couple stories like this and the smell is always completely mysterious, like something that sticks around after him showering and washing his clothes. It's like they just naturally stink. I wonder where the guy works maybe he gets it there.
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:want to consume him uh oh
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Blue Train posted:Hannibal is an extremely good looking bad show The first season was pretty good and then it crawled so far up its own rear end no one could locate it to watch.
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Charles Get-Out posted:I [28M] won a very expensive sword and my wife [27F] won't allow it in the house because of our kids.Non-Romantic Swords will loving cut you wide open.
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:My SO (M30, 2yrs) admitted that he is not attracted to my (F28) natural smell NSFW People who dont do oral are garbage partners in bed but if he doesn't wanna do a sex thing he doesn't wanna do it. Either they gotta find something else that works (I doubt it's literally the only way she can get off), or if it's that big of a dealbreaker consider things broken.
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Charles Get-Out posted:uh oh American gods style.
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Glad someone else got it.
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maskenfreiheit posted:i like the part where they act like croatia is some sort of war torn hellhole I mean to be fair it literally was....about 25 years ago.
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ArbitraryC posted:I feel like we've had a couple stories like this and the smell is always completely mysterious, like something that sticks around after him showering and washing his clothes. It's like they just naturally stink. It's probably their diet. I've known a few guys who, even fresh out of the shower (and they were meticulous), just had something kinda lingering. They all, predictably, had piss-poor diets, even if they weren't overweight. If you have mostly a college-kid diet of beer, pizza, and chicken wings, there's probably something off in your body chemistry. Everyone smells a little different naturally, but it's usually not unpleasant.
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ArbitraryC posted:I feel like we've had a couple stories like this and the smell is always completely mysterious, like something that sticks around after him showering and washing his clothes. It's like they just naturally stink. Before I started taking medication for anxiety, I'd freak out about smells that I'd swear were there when they weren't. It would usually have a real origin, like something I spilled in a purse once and cleaned out, but even when everything was clean I'd still insist I could smell the residue. Given that this girl is a reddit poster, odds are good she really does stink, but it's possible that she might have only smelled bad once on an off-day and he's so freaked out he can't believe the smell is gone. Either that or he just doesn't want to go down on her, which is a possibility as well. Regardless of the reason, they seem like they're not a good match so they should probably just break up. EDIT: Oh i thought were were talking about stinky vagina girl, not stinky clothes guy. That guy's clothes probably still smell like mildew because the poo poo has set into the fabric and it's too late to get it out. If she cares that much, sh's gonna have to buy him new clothes. Otherwise, she needs to get over it, because her boyfriend's clothes aren't going to magically get any cleaner. FormerPoster fucked around with this message at 18:31 on May 26, 2017 |
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Naerasa posted:Before I started taking medication for anxiety, I'd freak out about smells that I'd swear were there when they weren't. It would usually have a real origin, like something I spilled in a purse once and cleaned out, but even when everything was clean I'd still insist I could smell the residue. I doubt her vag is unusually stinky tbh, It's not like they taste amazing on anyone it's just something you're willing to overlook if you like doin something nice for your partner. Some men/women just aren't willing to go there regardless cause they're selfish in the sack and rather than own up to that the dude is trying to make it her problem which is even more of a dick move.
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Liquid Communism posted:Wonder if anyone suggested they get the place checked for carbon monoxide issues. The time loss and hallucinations make me lean that way. Yes. Ever since it was mentioned in an update on legal advice that one dude who thought he was nuts was actually suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning everyone mentions it.
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ArbitraryC posted:Some men/women just aren't willing to go there regardless cause they're selfish in the sack
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My [24 F] boyfriend [23 M] of four years is upset at me for going to my sister's [28 F] girls only baby shower because it's "sexist"quote:Hi, /r/relationships. Also there was an update i missed for the story i posted last page about the virgin getting hit on on the subway. He deleted the text of it but judging by the comments he ended up asking her out and getting a date.
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Baby showers are boring and this guy has an easy out. It's all that time he can spend trawling r/gonewild or wherever instead of being at a party he won't find interesting anyway.
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