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If I can sic my dog on y'all qaeda militiamen I will buy f c 5
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# ? May 26, 2017 23:23 |
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Missionary Positron posted:I can't find the tweet atm, but someone on twitter was crying about how Ubisoft didn't have the balls to make an FPS where you kill islamic extremists Too bad there wasn't a hidden single player campaign in Far Cry 4 where you got to kill buddhist extremists and a drug cartel with your cool step dad Pagan Min
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# ? May 26, 2017 23:26 |
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my fiance is a pretty vocal feminist and we're both pretty liberal so the idea of killing extremist christians with her in co op mode has me pumped.
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# ? May 26, 2017 23:59 |
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but they're just harmless good Christian white folk
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# ? May 27, 2017 00:02 |
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Missionary Positron posted:I can't find the tweet atm, but someone on twitter was crying about how Ubisoft didn't have the balls to make an FPS where you kill islamic extremists He could play COD 4 if he wants to do that.
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# ? May 27, 2017 00:52 |
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Bolow posted:Too bad there wasn't a hidden single player campaign in Far Cry 4 where you got to kill buddhist extremists and a drug cartel with your cool step dad Pagan Min Honestly with how your two quest givers went, Pagan was the good guy. Option 1: Lady who wants to turn the country into a drug nation w/ child soldiers Option 2: Dude who wants to bone a thirteen (twelve?? I forget) year old because he feels she is the physical manifestation of his god Where the gently caress is option 3: Go back, have a nice dinner with Uncle Pagan, and purge the lands of these boneheads
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# ? May 27, 2017 01:04 |
maybe if you wait 10minutes like in far cry 2 or 3(whatever the one on the island was), pathet minh comes back and offers to let you purge the country.
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# ? May 27, 2017 01:09 |
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Capn Beeb posted:Honestly with how your two quest givers went, Pagan was the good guy. Option three is what happens if you wait for Pagan to come back and eat the crab rangoon.
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# ? May 27, 2017 01:31 |
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Pesticide20 posted:Option three is what happens if you wait for Pagan to come back and eat the crab rangoon. Oh I know, but then the credits roll and you don't actually get to play that angle
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# ? May 27, 2017 01:47 |
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I have loved the reactions of people going "WOW TALK ABOUT ANTI REPUBLICANS THE GAME"--so, you're saying that apocalyptic cultist militias are what you identify with, as a Republican?
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# ? May 27, 2017 02:32 |
Capn Beeb posted:Oh I know, but then the credits roll and you don't actually get to play that angle is that a joke in every far cry? wait through the opening expository sequence with the antagonist and the credits roll?
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# ? May 27, 2017 02:37 |
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:is that a joke in every far cry? wait through the opening expository sequence with the antagonist and the credits roll? no?
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# ? May 27, 2017 03:00 |
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:is that a joke in every far cry? wait through the opening expository sequence with the antagonist and the credits roll? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnCed-hb53E
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# ? May 27, 2017 03:05 |
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If only you actually got to shoot some god damned guns with him.
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# ? May 27, 2017 03:36 |
i'm pretty sure in whatever farcry was on the island you can just wait and the guy sends you home.
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# ? May 27, 2017 04:30 |
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So Far Cry is pretty much pre-release outrage: the game Far Cry 1 - Not really controversial, maybe caught the tail end of the violence in video games thing Far Cry 2 - Wah you're a white man killing brown men in Africa Far Cry 3 - Wah you're a white man killing endangered animals and pacific islanders Far Cry 4 - Wah you're a white man killing endangered animals and asians and there's a bad thing on the cover Far Cry 5 - Wha you're a white ma...no wait this game is all about TRUMP hate and hate against christians and MUH COUNTRY
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# ? May 27, 2017 04:35 |
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ajay ghale was not white you simp
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# ? May 27, 2017 04:45 |
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Far Cry 1 had those stupid monster things though
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# ? May 27, 2017 04:47 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2AgFecNaks
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# ? May 27, 2017 04:48 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:ajay ghale was not white you simp eh he was born there but he's american enough or just go with cultural appropriation as our avatar in the game
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# ? May 27, 2017 04:49 |
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Far Cry 4 gave us the goon who hated the game for making him kill an endangered species in polygon form.
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# ? May 27, 2017 04:50 |
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cowboy elvis posted:Far Cry 4 gave us the goon who hated the game for making him kill an endangered species in polygon form. Wait, what?
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# ? May 27, 2017 04:57 |
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Yea it was a dude who didn't like having to kill bengal tigers in the game. It was a hilarious post.
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# ? May 27, 2017 05:00 |
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some dude had a melt down over being forced??? to kill a videogame bengal tiger or something lmao i think he said it even made him physically ill but I could be making that part up its been awhile
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# ? May 27, 2017 05:01 |
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cowboy elvis posted:Yea it was a dude who didn't like having to kill bengal tigers in the game. It was a hilarious post. yeah trying to find the original post. It's referenced a lot, and always funny.
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# ? May 27, 2017 05:13 |
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PLAYER UNKNOWNS BATTLEGROUNDS : THE ULTIMATE LIFE & DEATH FIGHT aka I crashed my bike in a stupid dirt field.
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# ? May 27, 2017 05:17 |
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Been playing some Rising Storm again since the servers are full of players that got the game for free. It's a ton of fun banzai rushing with a grenade and getting two or three panicking Americans
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# ? May 27, 2017 05:36 |
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cowboy elvis posted:Yea it was a dude who didn't like having to kill bengal tigers in the game. It was a hilarious post. Honestly I don't like killing cats in games but on the other hand in Far Cry and Red Dead Redemption and other such games those fuckers are player seeking land shark missiles so gently caress it, rules of nature
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# ? May 27, 2017 06:39 |
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https://twitter.com/richarddoomed/status/867796635849416704
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# ? May 27, 2017 09:37 |
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CHICKEN SHOES posted:some dude had a melt down over being forced??? to kill a videogame bengal tiger or something lmao Not surprising, kind of surprised there wasn't more of this. Look at all the dumb poo poo nerds go "really makes you think" over. Spec ops the line, bioshock, etc.
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# ? May 27, 2017 11:18 |
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:PLAYER UNKNOWNS BATTLEGROUNDS : THE ULTIMATE LIFE & DEATH FIGHT aka I crashed my bike in a stupid dirt field. That thing is a loving death trap. Here's a quick dirt bike license exam: 1. After getting SICK AIR, you will A. Land safely. B. Die from falling damage. Answer: B. Every. loving. Time.
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# ? May 27, 2017 16:40 |
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iKon posted:That thing is a loving death trap. Here's a quick dirt bike license exam: The added "air controls" are the greatest, because it gives you that false sense of security where you think you'll be fine going over a jump, because surely now you can control the bike and easily land that jump. You won't. You'll just die. Still fun though and I'll continue to get on the bike because I like to live dangerously.
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# ? May 27, 2017 16:44 |
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At least that way you'll go out with the dignity of having turned yourself into chunky tomato paste rather than become someone else's pincushion.
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# ? May 27, 2017 17:15 |
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Pesticide20 posted:The added "air controls" are the greatest, because it gives you that false sense of security where you think you'll be fine going over a jump, because surely now you can control the bike and easily land that jump. You won't. You'll just die. I had a proverbial treasure goblin practically deliver himself on a silver platter in front of me on one of those things. Dude ramps off a rocky outcropping like 20ft from me and falls off his bike and I drop him in 1 shot. He's got a lvl3 helmet a barely damaged level3 vest, a shitload of meds and an ar suppressor. Thanks dude. Also whoever Warcrimes_SA is I shot your UAZ and watched you fat finger f and roll out of the car and die to the zone
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# ? May 27, 2017 18:58 |
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This took a disgusting amount of raw material to build
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# ? May 27, 2017 19:08 |
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ATOMIC BOMB?! Holy poo poo, I need to jump up to 0.15. e: And update my artillery mod to fire nukes. Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 19:22 on May 27, 2017 |
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Bolow posted:I had a proverbial treasure goblin practically deliver himself on a silver platter in front of me on one of those things. Dude ramps off a rocky outcropping like 20ft from me and falls off his bike and I drop him in 1 shot. He's got a lvl3 helmet a barely damaged level3 vest, a shitload of meds and an ar suppressor. I just did the rookie move of getting shot in my buggy - swerving into a tree and then getting shot to poo poo. More less like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJU2cz9ytPQ
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# ? May 27, 2017 19:56 |
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My game of the year is still Doom. Don't care it was a 2016 release.
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# ? May 27, 2017 20:11 |
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Naked Bear posted:ATOMIC BOMB?! I warn you that it is far down the tech tree and it is not cheap to research or build.
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# ? May 27, 2017 20:30 |
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cowboy elvis posted:My game of the year is still Doom. Don't care it was a 2016 release. Mine is still HZD closely tied with PUBG. Doom was Mos Def my GOTY2016.
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