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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The NFL has no face.

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




The Cleveland Browns are the jobbers of the NFL.

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BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Kirios posted:

The Cleveland Browns are the jobbers of the NFL.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

The NFL is scripted

You, of all people should know. :v:

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
The NFL is scripted and I enjoy the script immensely

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Is the NFL a B tier sports script?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The NFL is not scripted.


You're just in a wasting coma and the last ten years of football has just been your subconscious coming to terms with the supreme and arbitrary unfairness that is existence.


This post is the muttered words of your distraught mother at your bedside. BTW I left Dad.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Eifert Posting posted:

BTW I left Dad.

For Andey.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Eifert Posting posted:

The NFL is not scripted.


You're just in a wasting coma and the last ten years of football has just been your subconscious coming to terms with the supreme and arbitrary unfairness that is existence.


This post is the muttered words of your distraught mother at your bedside. BTW I left Dad.

This is a lie because my mother would have pulled the plug ages ago.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


My mom does actually think that all pro sports are scripted.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Wrestling is the only non-scripted pro sport

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Phobeste posted:

The NFL is scripted and I enjoy the script immensely

It's written to keep people living in the shithole known as New England docile

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Phobeste posted:

The NFL is scripted and I enjoy the script immensely

same except i want to die

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


CyberPingu posted:

Wrestling is the only non-scripted pro sport

:yeah:

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

I've read the script and the Steelers win the super bowl the next two years, once with Big Ben and then with Josh Dobbs.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

BrownThunder posted:

I've read the script and the Steelers win the super bowl the next two years, once with Big Ben and then with Josh Dobbs.

you read it wrong cause it clearly says the Steelers will get a hot start then Big Ben will finally die on the field and Landry Jones will pick 6 Pitt to a 6-10 record for the next 3 years

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Metapod posted:

you read it wrong cause it clearly says the Steelers will get a hot start then Big Ben will finally die on the field and Landry Jones will pick 6 Pitt to a 6-10 record for the next 3 years

that checks out

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the NFL is scripted

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
^ yeah, that.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Cavauro posted:

the NFL is scripted

Checks out.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Cavauro posted:

the NFL is scripted

:yeah:

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Cavauro posted:

the NFL is scripted

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



It's a good script, they should make it again.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Cavauro posted:

the NFL is scripted

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Kalli posted:

It's a good script, they should make it again.

How many superhero movies can a man watch before he wants more?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

It's a good script, they should make it again.

Zack Snyder is directing the sequel this year.

SheepNinja
Feb 21, 2002

My Pimp Hand is Strong!!
The players are too concussed to be active participants, but if you don't think the referees are in on it, I encourage you to rewatch the Mexico City game last season between Houston and Oakland.

The only explanation for three of the most blantly bad spots in a row is that El Chapo is a Raiders fan and had side judge Patrick Turners family hostage.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
It is.




Scripted, I mean.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

It would not be entirely accurate to say that the events which occur under the banner of the National Football League are fake, but they are scripted, as Hell,

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

The NFL is rigged.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I don't like the first draft of this script.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Just like any Hollywood script: the black QB never survives till the end. And when he finally does? It's Russell Wilson, the Tom Cruise of black quarterbacking.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Episode 1 of this season was great, hoping theyve got more in the tank.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Barudak posted:

Episode 1 of this season was great, hoping theyve got more in the tank.

Edelman will return between games with robot legs.

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Barudak posted:

Episode 1 of this season was great, hoping theyve got more in the tank.

This is just a case of a show giving the fans what they want and ruining it. It was better when the bad guys win. Last season was Empire Strikes Back, i.e. an excellent movie. This season is shaping up to be Return of the Jedi, i.e. it was cool when they smashed the chicken walker with the two logs but you wish it was more coherent in a narrative sense.

Soon the show will be cancelled and we'll have to wait for Netflix to bring it back for one last season in 10 years.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
The fact that the Patriots win so drat much is all the evidence you need the NFL is scripted.

And that there is no God.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Scripted, rigged, and bad.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

feel like some people could use this thread right now

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Immediate ridiculous call in the Packers favor in the PM game. The NFC North is rigged. There should be a lawsuit against the NFL based on gambling losses due to rigged contests presented as real

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RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great
And what a script it is!!

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