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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
:siren: Brady may retire sooner than you think! :siren:

http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/patriots/2017/05/25/are-these-signs-tom-brady-retirement-next-year-two/dDs2PxwKrynOulUssezc4H/story.html

Other than noticing that he's old, it's a pure speculation fluff piece, sorry.

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CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

The only thing I remember Matt Asiata doing was gashing the eagles in Chip Kellys first year...apart from that I didn't realise he was still in the league

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
nobody likes russell wilson lmfao

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

nerve posted:

nobody likes russell wilson lmfao

Which is an accomplishment really because he basically had every box checked coming in to be super likable.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
transparent phoniness is more revolting than just being an rear end in a top hat

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I was going to ask what Ciara saw in Wilson but apparently she's also a super-weird JesusBot so I guess it's a match made in heaven

Future's kid is gonna have the weirdest loving childhood.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I like Russell because he is my QB and is good at slinging the rock and running around like a crazy man and that infuriates other fans as he woooop wooop wooops away like Zoidberg

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Bad Moon posted:

I like Russell because he is my QB and is good at slinging the rock and running around like a crazy man and that infuriates other fans as he woooop wooop wooops away like Zoidberg

yeee

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
I like mocking Wilson's nerdy rear end as much as anyone. But its silly to imply anything about the step kid that he is fathering.

Seems like both him and Ciara are loving parents.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BucIoC2ao1o

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Ramadu posted:

cardinals gonna win it all


book it

Uh baseball chat is in SAS not TFF

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Intruder posted:

Uh baseball chat is in SAS not TFF

lol those Cardinals aren't gonna win it all either


go Stros

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Benne posted:

I was going to ask what Ciara saw in Wilson but apparently she's also a super-weird JesusBot so I guess it's a match made in heaven

Future's kid is gonna have the weirdest loving childhood.
Russell Wilson is an ultra rich super famous person in impeccable physical condition.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

But you didnt say what year :ohdear:

Gotta hedge your bets.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Tough but fair

:same:

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Spring Break My Heart posted:

Russell Wilson is an ultra rich super famous person in impeccable physical condition.

He is kinda small though.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

GaussianCopula posted:

He is kinda small though.

So he'd be perfect as a Pats WR is what you are saying?

John Brown
Jul 10, 2009


I can't stop laughing at the oline though

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Wilson is a bit of a tool who has never seemed comfortable in his own skin, but when he's hot he's maybe my favorite quarterback in the league to watch.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Wilson is great but watching Rodgers scramble and read a field perfectly is pretty awesome.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Wilson is amazing at moving around and throwing deep

He's also a massive shill and comes off entirely corporate

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

CyberPingu posted:

So he'd be perfect as a Pats WR is what you are saying?

Short? White? Catches TDs? Yup

https://streamable.com/l2cve


Rude :mad:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Bad Moon posted:

Short? White? Catches TDs? Yup

https://streamable.com/l2cve

Bullshit

--Calvin Johnson The NFL

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/ericelizondo8/status/868860630983262209

huh very interesting list

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

ˇHola SEA!



Yeah fascinating that if you pick numbers that are "exactly tannehills stats" and ask for "who was better in all these categories" you get a list of a bunch of guys who put up drastically better numbers than that cutoff plus two dudes with similar numbers and also cut out Rodgers for .02% more passes being incomplete. Makes u think

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

carson palmer throwing bombs is way better than having a good completion percentage or running around

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

DeimosRising posted:

Yeah fascinating that if you pick numbers that are "exactly tannehills stats" and ask for "who was better in all these categories" you get a list of a bunch of guys who put up drastically better numbers than that cutoff plus two dudes with similar numbers and also cut out Rodgers for .02% more passes being incomplete. Makes u think

Print the shirts!

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

I love how he couldn't be arsed attempting to spell Roethlisberger so he just went with Ben.


Oh. Unless it was a twitter char limit..

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/CoachJim4UM/status/868516230252122112

https://twitter.com/gatorboyrb/status/868574224478339072
https://twitter.com/gatorboyrb/status/868572660078346241
https://twitter.com/gatorboyrb/status/868573207867076609

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/05/28/brandon-jacobs-vows-to-get-jim-harbaugh-fired/

quote:

“I will expose him, Michigan will fire him when I am done,” Jacobs declared Saturday on Twitter regarding Harbaugh.

quote:

Jacobs said Harbaugh didn’t have much of a grasp of the Xs and Os of coaching and that the assistants deserved more of the credit.

“Going somewhere where they don’t have route conversions into certain coverages was just absurd,” Jacobs said. “They’re just running routes in the defense, getting people killed. Size and strength is what they had, and that’s why they won. Let’s be real. They had great assistant coaches, but Jim didn’t know what he was doing. Jim had no idea. Jim is throwing slants into Cover-2 safeties, getting people hurt. That guy knew nothing, man.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

hifi posted:

carson palmer throwing bombs is way better than having a good completion percentage or running around

This theory of football is why I hope Mahomes to Tyreek works out despite not giving a poo poo about the Chiefs personally

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Oh poo poo cover 6 we're going into the weeds. :allears:



Does one of the winningest coaches active in the game today have as much knowledge as someone who's played Madden for 20 hours? We're about to find out.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

ˇHola SEA!


Eifert Posting posted:

Print the shirts!



I checked real quick and here's how arbitrary that cutoff is: change one incompletion (1) out of 1702 passes in the last three years to a completion, and Rodgers is on the list. Kirk Cousins is only off because he took over two thirds of the way through 2014 instead of halfway.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
You're all missing the point.

What would Matt Moore being doing with this surrounding talent if that's what Tannehill can do???

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

DeimosRising posted:

Yeah fascinating that if you pick numbers that are "exactly tannehills stats" and ask for "who was better in all these categories" you get a list of a bunch of guys who put up drastically better numbers than that cutoff plus two dudes with similar numbers and also cut out Rodgers for .02% more passes being incomplete. Makes u think

lol

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
https://mobile.twitter.com/Takk/status/868987056885645313

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yeah, I'm gonna call "bullshit" on that last statement there.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

ˇHola SEA!



I hope tannehill throws for 70 touchdowns next year and you can feel happiness that isn't a sad lie

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

DeimosRising posted:

I hope tannehill throws for 70 touchdowns next year and you can feel happiness that isn't a sad lie

my treasure is in heaven, friend

VietCampo
Aug 24, 2010

DeimosRising posted:

I hope tannehill throws for 70 touchdowns next year and you can feel happiness that isn't a sad lie

But what if it's 70 pick six touchdowns.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
What's this about Matt Schaub?

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