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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I feel bad for Brandon Jacobs and I hope he gets the help he needs to treat his CTE.

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DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


It does bug the part of me that does data visualization how outright misleading that list is. The difference between Brees and Tannehill is greater in 3/4 categories than the difference between Tannehill and Brian Hoyer (the exception is TDs, 102 to 70 to 37. Also Hoyer's y/a is higher)

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

DeimosRising posted:

It does bug the part of me that does data visualization how outright misleading that list is. The difference between Brees and Tannehill is greater in 3/4 categories than the difference between Tannehill and Brian Hoyer (the exception is TDs, 102 to 70 to 37. Also Hoyer's y/a is higher)

Those things are all good actually

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Cavauro posted:

Those things are all good actually

He's mad because his qb didn't make the list

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Should have had 2 pictures with him when he got drafted.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Ehud posted:

my treasure is in heaven, friend

I have bad news for you :v:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Nodoze posted:

I have bad news for you :v:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Ehud posted:

He's mad because his qb didn't make the list

I'm also.

Blitz7x posted:

Mostly because Andy Dalton isn't very good

:thunk:

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 04:30 on May 29, 2017

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Mostly because Andy Dalton isn't very good

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

He's mad because his qb didn't make the list

mine did!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

man there are a lot of good qbs around. i'm glad we all have one

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Ehud posted:

He's mad because his qb didn't make the list

I don't even know who san fransisco's qb is

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Cavauro posted:

man there are a lot of good qbs around. i'm glad we all have one

Agreed, friendo.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Cavauro posted:

man there are a lot of good qbs around. i'm glad we all have one

Yeah but McCarron isn't starting yet

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

DeimosRising posted:

I don't even know who san fransisco's qb is

Boy oh Hoyer do I have some news for you

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Tannehill is super underrated sorry you are insecure deimos or whatever your name is

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Intruder posted:

Yeah but McCarron isn't starting yet

i get it. Here's my response. The Texans' new or old quarterback will be famously good by 2018, year-wise

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Tanny is legitimately a top 5









Receiver








From his team

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Spoeank posted:

Boy oh Hoyer do I have some news for you

Cool, the poor man's ryan tannehill

Amy Pole Her posted:

Tannehill is super underrated sorry you are insecure deimos or whatever your name is

That may be so but a lovely pfr search query is not a good way to demonstrate that

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

DeimosRising posted:

That may be so but a lovely pfr search query is not a good way to demonstrate that

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

DeimosRising posted:

Cool, the poor man's ryan tannehill


That may be so but a lovely pfr search query is not a good way to demonstrate that

I'm just kidding I really don't know what's being said or argued.

This is probably as stupid as that one list that had Bradford #9 lol

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







second round + kicker

quote:

Bucs K Roberto Aguayo connected on just 5-of-9 field goal attempts during two OTA practices open to the media last week.

Competitor Nick Folk went 9-for-9 on kicks all from the same distance. Tampa Bay Times reporter Rick Stroud is skeptical Aguayo will be a part of the Bucs' 2017 roster, just one year after GM Jason Licht traded up to draft him in the second round. Whereas Aguayo managed a league-low 71 percent field goal rate as a rookie, Folk is a lifetime 81.3-percent kicker.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

loving hell, never draft anyone ever.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
My philadelphia eagles have :woop:5:woop: west virginia university of the state of west virginia on the roster right now. Only 2 of them are decent enough to be on the 53 man roster, but I am very excited to see my favorite team have players from my favorite team.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

FizFashizzle posted:

second round + kicker

Maybe they can get a third for him! :haw:

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Meanwhile I just remembered Andrew Billings is from "we consider sexual assault a team building exercise" Baylor.



Purge all Baptists.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

FizFashizzle posted:

second round + kicker

I think this is the most Brownsy draft move of the last decade made by any team who is not the Browns.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Our new 5th round kicker is gonna win league mvp.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Eifert Posting posted:

Our new 5th round kicker is gonna win league mvp.

What would it even take for a kicker to win mvp?

16 games with game winning kicks + 90% of the teams points on the season?

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

Ă¢Â€Â• Corey Dostoyevsky

Athanatos posted:

What would it even take for a kicker to win mvp?

16 games with game winning kicks + 90% of the teams points on the season?

Ask Mark Moseley

it should have gone to Wes Chandler

corn on the cop fucked around with this message at 18:00 on May 29, 2017

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



corn on the cop posted:

Ask Mark Moseley

it should have gone to Wes Chandler

Yeah, it'd take a players strike with the sports writers punishing the players for daring to do that by giving it to a kicker.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Asproigerosis posted:

My philadelphia eagles have :woop:5:woop: west virginia university of the state of west virginia on the roster right now. Only 2 of them are decent enough to be on the 53 man roster, but I am very excited to see my favorite team have players from my favorite team.

Derek Carr is the QB of my team and went to the same college I went to. Green Bay pls trade Davante Adams to the Raiders for a 5th or something, Derek misses him.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
A kicker going perfect and drilling at least 6 70+ yarders to win a game might get him a vote or two

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

I'd love for some genetic freak cyborg hit a FG from any range with 100percent accuracy and cause the demise of football.

A kicker breaking the rules of football. It's poetry. It rhymes.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







nolan carroll is doing great

quote:

Cowboys CB Nolan Carroll was arrested for DUI in Dallas on Monday morning.

An eighth-year veteran, this is Carroll's first known arrest as a pro. He posted bond at 2:45 PM this afternoon and was released. Carroll is likely facing a one- or two-game suspension. The Cowboys signed Carroll to compete for a starting job after losing Brandon Carr and Morris Claiborne in free agency.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://twitter.com/BarstoolJordie/status/869349079020699648

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

FizFashizzle posted:

nolan carroll is doing great

Just emulating his biggest hero, Tiger Woods.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/nflnetwork/status/869369835397894144

should be higher IMO

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




The rest of that 10:

50: Marcus Mariota QB, Titans

49: Jadeveon Clowney DE, Texans

48: Jordy Nelson WR, Packers

47: Trent Williams LT, Redskins

46: Michael Bennett DE, Seahawks

45: Larry Fitzgerald WR, Cardinals

44: Cam Newton QB, Panthers

43: Marshal Yanda OG, Ravens

42: Jarvis Landry WR, Dolphins

41: Devonta Freeman HB, Falcons

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

lol

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